complexphoenix Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 The Roose is looseSkinning a mooseTorturing a gooseIn a darkened cabooseEating couscousDrinking leech juiceIn pink, not chartreuse He'll pass you a DeuceHe'll get you with a nooseUp in a spruceAnd flay your prepuce He can deduceHow to induceEnemies to reduceAnd how to conduceOthers to produce Don't be obtuseHe will seduceAnd bring the abuseHe needs no excuse Now I've been too profuseAnd I'm no Dr. SeussBut if you want to reproduceDon't look for a truceBecause the Roose is loose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roose The Weddingcrasher Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Don't be obtuse He will seduce And bring the abuse He needs no excuse Now I've been too profuse And I'm no Dr. Seuss But if you want to reproduce Don't look for a truce Because the Roose is loose! :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nite's King Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 I am a TargaryenRed and black I be wearyinI'll feed your corpse to the carionsYield dark sister like DaereonGo across the narrow sea I be ferryinMy sister I be marryinI will roast you I'm not vegetarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Monkey Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 The Roose, the Roose, the Roose is a 'flayerWe don't need no skin leave the motherf***er bare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckthorn Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Hahaha, funniest post ever. Brilliant!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complexphoenix Posted November 8, 2013 Author Share Posted November 8, 2013 I am a TargaryenRed and black I be wearyinI'll feed your corpse to the carionsYield dark sister like DaereonGo across the narrow sea I be ferryinMy sister I be marryinI will roast you I'm not vegetarian :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Cool stuff guys. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iona Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 My earworm is "I fought the boar and the boar won" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
servant of the drowned god Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 I would make one for the Greyjoys, but i am no poet+ i am drunk so it would suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat King Robert Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Baratheons we arethere is no denyinglike the thunder itselfwe are terrifyingunmatched on the fieldnone can stand against our furyyou better yieldor there'll be nothing left for mom to bury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sordelor Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Cool stuff guys. ;) Hahaha, funniest post ever. Brilliant!!!! :agree: with these 2 things :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jslay427 Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 I am a TargaryenRed and black I be wearyinI'll feed your corpse to the carionsYield dark sister like DaereonGo across the narrow sea I be ferryinMy sister I be marryinI will roast you I'm not vegetarianThis is so epic I really don't know what else to say... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stannis Eats No Peaches Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Thank goodness the thread is labeled as "silly", otherwise I might not have realised. :PHonestly that OP is one of the best I've ever read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dany Girl Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 OP- that was great! Super fun, and witty. Way better than anything I could do, I am no poet. Always failed my poetry assignments back in school! Dr. Seuss would be proud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Brandon Ice Eyes Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 :bowdown: :lmao: Great OP, very creative! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eira Seren Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 :cheers: better than elven poetry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Arryn Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon of the Dead Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Perfect thread, OP :bowdown: I'd do one of the Greyjoys or the Tyrells but I'm beyond lousy at poetry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audrey Arryn Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 :cheers: better than elven poetry! hahahahaha Nice poem OP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedChick Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 :) Good stuff. For some reason, I read this as a nursery rhyme... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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