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And now broadcasting to you from Slovenia your top ten.

10. Stannis Baratheon 94 - (5)

"We know what my brother would have done, he would have marched to the gates of winterfell and killed Bolton with his left hand, and the bastard with his right, while scoring a free kick with his left foot, and winning a kickboxing tournament with his right, and to top it off he would have banged lady Dustin over the table with his fat pink mast. I am not Robert I know."

9. Danerys Targaryen 104 - (6)

"I am the mother of dragons, I can build these IKEA catapults. I don't care if drogon burnt the instructions." Dany yelled. "Right" thought Barristan Selmy, "the genocide and crucifixion I could cope with but she's finally lost it. Come on belwas. Let's see if Stannis will take us."

8. Sandor Clegane 116 - (8)

"Sandor eyed the stranger arrogantly. "Who are you? Another sellsword after the bounty on my head.?" "No" the man yelled as he lifted the high pitched whistle to his lips. "Men call me the warden, and I am here to take you in Hound."

7. Varys - 124 (9)

"After a dream of spring was finally released in 2046 the biggest shock to the fans had to be the moment when it was revealed that neither Jon nor Dany nor Stannis were azor azhai reborn. The truth was hidden in kings landing all the time, when varys pulled out a huge glowing dong revealing light bringer."

6. Tyrion Lannister - 143 (9)

"Bored of repeated trial by combats. Next time Tyrion found himself on trial he called up some friends and decided on a trial by seven. He looked on as his champions charged towards the Kingsguard with screams of HI HO HI HO. TYRION DIDNT DO IT WE KNOW."

5. Oberyn Martell - 151 (14)

"As he stepped up to fight the mountain. Oberyn wondered if he should have carried out his brothers original plan. 'You are to go to kings landing, and marry Cersei.' Doran had said. "No" he thought shaking out of it. "All of Dorans plans involve weddings. The fat bastard just likes cake too much."

4. Davos Seaworth - 155 (9)

"After capturing ser davos, Ramsey had to disagree with his father, human skin made a fine pair of boots. He opened his chambers and something hit him hard in the head. He looked up to see Davos Seaworth standing over him. Knife in hand. Rage in his eyes. "But I skinned you." Ramsey whimpered. "That you did, said Davos, you forget. Peel an onion and a harder layer lies underneath and will only make you weep." Yelled the onion knight 2.0 as he peeled off Ramseys eyelids.

3. Eddard Stark - 159 (14)

"Walking back from Dorne to winterfell with a baby in his arms was difficult for even honourable Ned. "Ned Ned, did you really kill Arthur fucking Dayne. Tell us all about it. You must have some skills." Passing hedge knights would say. "Come on Ned tell us, don't let history think of you as an overrated idiot."

"I shall not speak of such things." Ned always replied, "it wouldn't be honourable."

"Aww where did you get the baby." They would ask.

"He is my blood and that's all you need to know." Ned replied

"Well that's a strangely evasive answer open to interpretation. Yo Howland, what's with neds baby?"

"You know what guys, this is too juicy for me to handle. I'm going to go hide in a swamp for the next 15 years." And howland sure did.

2. Jaime Lannister - 165 (10)

"When jaime Lannister would reflect on the love hate relationship he had with king aerys, he would always be glad Ned hadn't walked in to the throne room an hour earlier. Killing the king had caused him enough problems. If Ned had found his other sword buried deep in aerys. Well he couldn't even imagine the nickname he would get from that one."

1. Arya Stark - with a massive 246 points! Over 100 ahead of Tyrion in sixth! (13)

"When Arya finally came across the notorious lady stoneheart, she had heard so much about, she suddenly regretted taking Walder Freys face."

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Interesting result. Seems as if I greatly over-rated Stannis's popularity. I'm also surprised Jaime came so high even with Jon scoring highly too. I suppose when people like Jaime they generally like him alot.

Tyrion at number 6 is also incredible. I think he lost a lot of popularity after his dull, moany Dance chapters, or perhaps he's gone too 'mainstream.'

Lol'd at a number of those quotes, particularly Davos.

Also I believe you forget to reveal the F and H characters.

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And the scores.

Your bonus characters were hodor and farlan

1. A Shadow. (172) - 111 + 36 + 25

Arya 15

Eddard 9

Oberyn 3

Jaime 3

Tyrion 9

Davos 3

Sandor 15

Dany 15

Varys 15

Stannis 15

Hodor 9

2. Lil Ghost (163) 96 + 42 + 25

Dany 9

Varys 3

Tyrion 9

Sandor 3

Oberyn 9

Jaime 9

Davos 3

Arya 15

Farlan 9

Hodor 9

3. Annara (136) 19 + 42 + 75

Arya 15

Ned 9

Tyrion 3

Sandor 15

Dany 15

Hodor 9

Farlan 9

4. Turinqui (132) 78+ 24 + 30

Arya 15

Ned 9

Oberyn 9

Tyrion 9

Varys 9

Sandor 9

Dany 9

Hodor 9

5. Ramsey Blow (126) 78 + 34 + 14

Arya 15

Ned 9

Oberyn 3

Jaime 3

Varys 3

Davos 3

Dany 3

Sandor 15

Stannis 9

Farlan 9

Hodor 9

6. Pancake (123) 57 + 42 + 24

Jaime 9

Ned 9

Oberyn 3

Sandor 15

Varys 3

Farlan 9

Hodor 9

7. MOR (121) 36 + 25 + 60

Ned 3

Arya 9

Sandor 3

Stannis 3

Dany 9

Hodor 9

7. KhaleesiDany (121) 75 + 22 + 24

Arya 15

Ned 9

Oberyn 3

Jaime 3

Tyrion 9

Dany 9

Sandor 15

Farlan 9

Hodor 9

8. DanyLannister (117) 69 + 36 + 12

Arya 15

Ned 9

Varys 9

Sandor 9

Dany 9

Farlan 9

Hodor 9

9. Adara (115) 63 + 36 + 16

Arya 15

Ned 9

Davos 15

Sandor 3

Dany 3

Farlan 9

Hodor 9

10. Fingerbones (113) 69 + 26 + 18

Arya 15

Davos 9

Ned 9

Oberyn 3

Dany 9

Varys 3

Sandor 3

Farlan 9

Hodor 9

10. Wolflordsdaughter (113) 63 + 32 + 18

Arya 15

Ned 9

Tyrion 3

Dany 9

Sandor 9

Farlan 9

Hodor 9

11. Honeychicken (110) 66 + 18 + 26

Arya 15

Davos 15

Oberyn 9

Dany 3

Sandor 15

Hodor 9

12. Lyanna (94) 40 + 18 + 36

Ned 3

Davos 9

Sandor 15

Hodor 9

13. Ser blackfyre (69) 36 + 16 + 17

Arya 9

Oberyn 3

Tyrion 3

Sandor 3

Farlan 9

Hodor 9

Thanks all for playing. It's been fun. I still think there was more of a game in not allowing nicknames. Certainly Sandor wouldn't have gotten so high without them.

Nicknames accepted in this game

Ned - eddard

Hound - sandor

Red viper - Oberyn

Underfoot - arya

Golden hand - jaime

Mysa - dany

Giant of lannister - Tyrion

Queen of thorns - olenna

Reek - theon

Little bird - Sansa

Young wolf - robb

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YAY! I'll take 2nd place!



My list:



1. Arya # 1


2. Davos # 4


3. Jon Snow # 11


4. Brienne # 20


5. Tyrion # 6


6. Oberyn # 5


7. Varys # 7


8. Eddard # 3


9. Gendry # 18


10. (Maester) Luwin #28


11. Podrick # 14


12. Wyman # 14


13. Mance # 16


14. Sam Tarly


15. Coldhands


16. Quaithe


17. Kevan *extra guess


18. Irri


19. Hodor *extra guess


20. Ygritte # 17


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Great Game!

My list:


1. Arya Stark #1
2. Tyrion Lannister #6
3. Hound #8
4. Jaime Lannister #2
5. Drogo
6. Olenna Redwyne #20
7. Eddard Stark #3
8. Bronn #23
9. Podrick Payne #14
10. Mance Rayder #16
11. Syrio Forel #24
12. Ygritte #17
13. Qhorin Halfhand #27
14. Wyman Manderly #14
15. Lyanna Stark #15
16. Victarion Greyjoy
17. Nan BONUS
18. Greyworm
19. Rodrik Cassel
20. Irri

Looking at my list in comparison to the results I'm not surprised I did so bad :lol:

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This was a lot of fun. I'd recommend everyone sends in list to the Chapters one. The deadline is in two days I believe.



Here's my list:



20. Ygritte #17


19. Kevan Lannister Bonus


18. Melisandre


17. High Sparrow


16. Eddison Tollett


15. Griff


14. Cersei


13. Oberyn #5


12. Queen of Thorns #20


11. Arya #10


10. Barristan #35


9. Eddard #3


8. Stannis #10


7. Jaime #2


6. Victarion


5. Littlefinger #31


4. Wyman #14


3. Reek #22


2. Tyrion #6


1. Davos #4


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Interesting result. Seems as if I greatly over-rated Stannis's popularity. I'm also surprised Jaime came so high even with Jon scoring highly too. I suppose when people like Jaime they generally like him alot.

Tyrion at number 6 is also incredible. I think he lost a lot of popularity after his dull, moany Dance chapters, or perhaps he's gone too 'mainstream.'

Lol'd at a number of those quotes, particularly Davos.

Also I believe you forget to reveal the F and H characters.

Me too. Stannis no higher than 10, and Jaime at 2... well, this fandom can pleasantly surprise me sometimes. ;)

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Ned - eddard

Hound - sandor

Red viper - Oberyn

Underfoot - arya

Golden hand - jaime

Mysa - dany

Giant of lannister - Tyrion

Queen of thorns - olenna

Reek - theon

Little bird - Sansa

Young wolf - robb

:lol:

1. H - the Hound (Sandor Clegane)

2. S - Sansa Stark

3. A - Arya Stark

4. J - Jaime Lannister

5. D - Daenerys Targaryen

6. B - Brienne of Tarth

7. T - Tyrion Lannister

8. N - Ned Stark

9. V - Varys

10. M - Mance Rayder

11. L - Lyanna Stark

12. O - Oberyn Martell

13. C - Catelyn Tully

14. E - Eddison Tollet

15. G - Gendry

16. Q - the Queen of Thorns

17. W - Wylla Manderly

18. R - Roose Bolton (sure I want to see him die horribly, but I like him as a character. More fun/arguably better written than Robb)

19. Y - Ygritte

20. P - Penny (she needs some love)

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My list:


1. Arya Stark


2. Tyrion L.


3. Ygritte


4. Syrio Forel


5. Eddard Stark


6. Lyanna Stark


7. Daenerys Targaryen


8. Myranda Royce


9. Hodor


10. Brienne of Tarth


11. Nymeria Sand


12. Pod Payne


13. Val


14. Wylla Manderly


15. Olenna redwyne


16. Catelyn Stark


17. Quaithe


18. Rob Stark


19. Gendry


20. Kevan Lannister


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Congrats Shadow and lil g!!!


My list:


1 Jaime Lannister

2 Tyrion Lannister

3 Oberyn Martell

4 Queen of Thorns

5 Brienne of Tarth

6 Mhysa

7 Varys

8 Lyanna Stark

9 Arya Stark

10 Davos Seaworth

11 Wyman Manderly

12 Hound

13 Eddard Stark

14 Robb Stark

15 Podtrick Payne

16 Sansa Stark

17 Cersei Lannister

18 Nan (Old Nan)

19 Gilly

20 Kevan Lannister

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I didn't manage to play this game, but maybe I will the next one, and to remind you of my existence here's the list I sended in:




1. Davos Seaworth


2. Mhysa (Daenerys Targaryen)


3. Samwell Tarly


4. Ellaria Sand


5. Bran Stark


6. Asha Greyjoy


7. Maester Luwin


8. Jaime Lannister


9. Tormund Giantsbane


10. Wex Pyke


11. Oberyn Martell


12. Varys


13. Qhorin Halfhand


14. Podrick Payne


15. Hodor


16. Garlan Tyrell


17. Rickon Stark


18. Ned Dayne


19. Iron Emmett


20. Yoren


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