A sample of a few choice lines (or Cerseisms):
“Do you have any notion of what happens when a city is sacked, Sansa? No, you wouldn’t, would you? All you know of life you learned from singers, and there is such a dearth of good sacking songs.”
Tyrion: What sort of man do you take me for?
“A small and twisted one,” said Cersei.
Cersei: “Was that a new horse you were riding in the yard yestermorn?”
Osney: “The black stallion? Aye. A gift from my brother Osfryd. Midnight, I call him.”
How wonderfully original.
“Lord Merryweather and I wish only to serve Your Grace and the little king,” the woman purred, with a look that was as pregnant as Lady Graceford.
“I do not believe she is a maid. Renly had a cock, didn’t he? He was Robert’s brother, surely he had a cock.”
"A man may prefer the taste of hippocras, yet if you set a tankard of ale before him, he will quaff it quick enough."
“There has never been a boar so delicious."
Grand Maester Pycelle had been old for as long as she had known him, but he seemed to have aged another hundred years in the past three nights. It took him an eternity to bend his creaky knee before her,
“I have no doubt that you are more able than Ser Harys.” The contents of my chamber pot are more able than Ser Harys.
The Blue Bard went white. “No.” Blood dripped from his lip where the lute had torn it. “I never...” When Merryweather seized him by the arm, he screamed, “Mother have mercy, no.”
“I am not your mother,” Cersei told him.
Are there any lines of Cersei's that you like?
Edited by Queen Cersei I, 14 May 2012 - 12:31 AM.