Lord Wraith Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 So I had a funny idea the other day: What if Hot Pie became the Lord of the Dreadfort and renamed it the Breadfort. I figured this could be an amusing notion for a forum game. So what would you rename certain houses in a hilarious manner? 1) House Name: 2) Seat: 3) Current Lord: 4) House Words: 5) Famous sayings (optional) For example: 1) House Oventon 2) The Breadfort 3) Lord Hot Pie 4) Our ovens are hot 5) A fed man holds no secrets (Kudos to @RoamingRonin) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Gabe Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 1) House Lover 2) Deepwood Thrust 3) Lord Tom O'Sevens 4) Winter isn't the only thing coming 5) A song o' sevens is all one needs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkstream Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 1) House Cry & Tell 2) Dyed palace within Greenspear 3) Lord Lommy Green hands 4) Bowed Bent Broken 5) We always yield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 1) House Tollett 2) Harrenhal 3) Dolorous Edd 4) We're all fucked 5) Why does he get more worms than I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkstream Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 1) House Nojoy 2) Bad psyke 3) Lord weaper Edd Tollett 4) We have to sow 5) We must always pay the highest price Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Gabe Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 1) House Giantsbane 2) Memberfall 3) Lord Tormund 4) Our Tales Are Tall 5) A man is no man till he's laid with a she-bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 hahahahahahaha this is funny...and i shall make an attempt after thoughtful consideration ... and a blazed bowl or 5... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Wraith Posted September 2, 2016 Author Share Posted September 2, 2016 These have been excellent, I can't wait to see what else people come up with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Gabe Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 1) House Crastersson 2) Keep of Always Winter 3) Lord Crastersson The First 4) Ice Ice Baby 5) The weather outside's delightful, the fires are just so frightful. And since we've got places to go, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 5 hours ago, Dolorous Gabe said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 1) House: Buy-Sell 2) Seat: Highroller (at the corner of Easy Street and Golden Road) 3) Current lord: Ser Cash 4) Words: Show me the money! 5) Sayings: "Keep the change." and "Never pay retail." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 1) House: Potts 2) Seat: Callingwood 3) Current Lady: Maradyth Jeyne 4) Words: We do not boil. 5) Sayings: "Watch me." and "Hey, Kettleblack!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 1) House Martin 2) Santa Fe 3) Lord George 4) The Winds of Winter is coming. Soon. Seriously. 5) House Song: Chorus of Weiners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkstream Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 47 minutes ago, Lady Blizzardborn said: 1) House: Buy-Sell 2) Seat: Highroller (at the corner of Easy Street and Golden Road) 3) Current lord: Ser Cash 4) Words: Show me the money! 5) Sayings: "Keep the change." and "Never pay retail." That's funny, I was trying to think of one for Tyrrell, but yours is better than what I've come up with. Might I suggest an alternative for house words? Growing fiscally. Or how about Lord Illyrio mo money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Just now, Darkstream said: That's funny, I was trying to think of one for Tyrrell. Might I suggest an alternative for house words? Growing fiscally. Or how about Lord Illyrio mo money? That would work. Or Growing rich. I guess "show me the money" is more like a Lannister always paying his debts anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 OoU (out of universe) 1) House: Hamylton 2) Seat: Rodgers Hall (on the Broad Way) 3) Current lord: Lin-Manuel (assisted by his brother Ser Javier) 4) Words: Just you wait. 5) Saying: "I am not throwing away my shot." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Gabe Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Off at a tangent. 1) House Lebowski 2) Rug Hall 3) His Dudeness, Lord El Duderino 4) The Dude Abides 5) "This aggression will not stand, man" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkstream Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 1) House Tallwood 2) Porn Hall 3) Lord Tormund Horny for a Blow 4) From these loins 5) Members only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon's Queen Consort Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Inspired by Doctor Who: 1) House Name: Mistress 2) Seat: Gallifrey in a pocket universe. 3) Current Lord: Missy 4) House Words: My dear 5) Famous sayings (optional) Say something nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 1) House: Myft 2) Seat: Grump Keep 3) Current lord: Ebenezer 4) Words: "Damn kids these days." 5) Sayings: "Get off my lawn!" 1) House Barbell 2) Seat: Lyft Castle 3) Current lord: Doran the Bodybuilder 4) Words: "Watch me flex." 5) Sayings: "No pain, no gain." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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