Ser Loras The Gay

Would you rather?

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Yoren, I think he would be more considerate

WYR sail to Hardhome or fight at the Fist of the First Men?

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Fist of the First Men. There were at least some survivors. 

Would you rather follow the old gods or the new gods?

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the new. more reassuring. but I'd give the sparrows a wide berth.

would you prefer Arbor Gold or Dornish Red?

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Arbour Gold, I think. I don't know what weird spices they put in Dornish Red.

Would you rather be killed and turned into a wight or a Yunkai'i slave suffering from the "pale mare"?

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Wight, as long as I didn't die of the "pale mare".

WYR be shot on the privy like Tywin or strangled in bed like Shae?

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I think I'd rather be strnagled in bed; less embarrassing. At least marginally.

Would you rather be an Unsullied or a member of the Night's Watch?

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Night's Watch but only because its more culturally familiar. I suppose the Unsullied always have company, keep fit drilling and have no expectations, so there is something to be said for it.

Would you rather have sex with Illyrio or Chett?

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Less chance of a stabbing with Illyrio, and he has good cheese.

WYR fight a bear with a wooden sword or Ser Gregor with a spear?

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Gregor with a spear, of course. We already know he can be beaten if you're quick and skilled with a spear. Just don't get stupid and give up your advantage by needlessly getting close to him.

Would you rather be a marriage negotiatir for fAegon or for Quentin?

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Aegon bc idk who Quentin is (I'm almost done with acok)

Would you rather talk like Jaquen H'ghar or every time somehow says something only be able to respond with 'it is known?'

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I am imagining the confusion when I stand at a shop counter and tell them a woman would like to buy some milk. I'd choose 'it is known'

wyr lose a hand or a foot to Vargo?

 

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A hand. I'm ambidextrous so it wouldn't be a big deal to lose a hand. A woman wouldn't mind losing a hamd

Would you rather look like Brienne or smell like Reek(you wouldn't be able to take a bath to change that)?

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On ‎4‎/‎14‎/‎2018 at 1:48 PM, JaneSnow said:

I'm almost done with acok

Be careful around the forums, many spoilers lurk about.

Look like Brienne, you can at least mask yourself, and people can stand to be around you.

WYR have your leg broken by a horse falling on it or ride off to bring justice to Ser Gregor for his raiding of the Riverlands?

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(It's okay, I don't mind spoilers much, I'm one of those people who actually peeks ahead to see what is to come.)

Leg broken

Would you rather be a bastard or a fool?

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Easily a fool, as it'd ensure living in a household that can afford one. Most bastards were born into poverty.

Would you rather have a dragon or a direwolf?

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A dragon, because then I could massacre my enemies. Having diirewolves doesn't seem to have helped the Starks as much as one expect.

Would you rather be eaten by a dragon or burnt by one?

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Burned, I think I would be in less pain.

Would you rather suffer through the pale mare or be tortured like Reek was?

(Also @Castellan I've found my self often fighting the urge to talk like him ever since this. Like yesterday I was telling my sister to hurry up in the bathroom so I could take my shower, almost blurted out "A girl wants a shower")

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