Light a wight tonight Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Oh god, what a dick :lol:Amusing juxtaposition of your post and the one just above. This might qualify as inintentional humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheButcherCrow Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 :agree: :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Amusing juxtaposition of your post and the one just above. This might qualify as inintentional humor. :cool4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Varys' Pecker Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Roose's (almost) rape regrets. Talk about awkward for Ramsay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Roose's (almost) rape regrets. Talk about awkward for Ramsay.:lol: I couldn't help but laugh at this either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime's golden hand Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 The part where Tyrion threatened to rape Tommen in ACoK. It was so uncharacteristic for Tyrion to seriously threaten to beat and rape Tommen in my opinion, I never realized all his whoring was such a bad influence on him. I had to laugh and reread the scene... but I think he caused Cersei to truly hate him and fear him there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daario's*before*Snows Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Not sure if its intentional or not but when Ygritte says "you know nothing" i think of Schultz from Hogans Heroes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoyalStarkBannerman Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 The moment I pieced together the hypocrisy of Cersei's marriage.So, let me get this straight. Cersei has a grudge against Robert for whispering Lyanna the night they consummated their marriage and because of his whoring. Then in ADWD, she says that she fucked Jaime the morning of her wedding.I just couldn't contain how deliciously ironic and hypocritical it all was. Cersei is truly an insane cunt. Bravo, GRRM. Bravo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Snake No. 9 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 The moment I pieced together the hypocrisy of Cersei's marriage.So, let me get this straight. Cersei has a grudge against Robert for whispering Lyanna the night they consummated their marriage and because of his whoring. Then in ADWD, she says that she fucked Jaime the morning of her wedding.I just couldn't contain how deliciously ironic and hypocritical it all was. Cersei is truly an insane cunt. Bravo, GRRM. Bravo.Many moons ago I entered into a heated discussion with parties who defended Cersei's pre-wedding brother-bang on the grounds that it was her way of saying goodbye to all that. Yarite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalalOfDorne Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 The High Septons "No" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starfell Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Roose's (almost) rape regrets. Talk about awkward for Ramsay. :agree: The fact that he complains that Ramsay's mother was barely worth the rape...I just had to put the book down and laugh, it's just so Roose Bolton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegreatwhitebear Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Definitely lf remarks after throwing lysa arryn from the moon door. I also cracked up when jaime threatens to send edmure his infant child to him by way of trebuchet.O, and how can you not laugh at the exchange between Jaime and a character named shitmouth. That was pretty funny. And to be named shitmouth on top of it lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kateastrophic Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 I just remembered another one... after Daenerys & Drogo's wedding night, where all Drogo said was "No" (already reminding me of Mutiny on the Bounty - "No, no, Fletcher"...), in the next chapter the first words out of Robert's mouth were "No, no, no!". I didn't know whether to laugh or to feel sick... ended up a little bit of both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalalOfDorne Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Lysa dragging Sansa to the Moon Door. Maybe not at first but after a while remembering it makes me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kateastrophic Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Just caught another one during a reread: Cersei thinks something about someone (one of the High Septons?) "throwing Ned Stark at [her]"... which gave me the mental image of Ned literally being thrown at Cersei. A live, angry Ned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Knight Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Many moons ago I entered into a heated discussion with parties who defended Cersei's pre-wedding brother-bang on the grounds that it was her way of saying goodbye to all that. Yarite.Ah, good times, good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolves Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Jon's chapter of how he kept moving his sleeping bag away from Ygritte and how she kept following him and how he had to use a Ghost to keep her away from him. I laughed and laughed at this picturing Jon setting up camp looking for Ygritte and she just pops up all of a sudden trying to get some from him and he using Ghost to keep her away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First of My Name Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 When Roose says, 'Don't make me rue the day I raped your mother.'Joffrey's death.Randyll Tarly suggesting Brienne gets a "good hard raping". Stannis in the Theon gift chapter.Most of these will have been mentioned, but still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Where Boars Glow Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 When SweetRobin smashes Winterfell castle.....then falls down in a fit.I know I am horrible.....but still :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalalOfDorne Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 When SweetRobin smashes Winterfell castle.....then falls down in a fit.I know I am horrible.....but still :)Not as horrible as I am :smug: I thought Lysa dragging Sansa to the Moon Door was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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