Regina Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Hmm.. Well I haven't played Magic in like 7 or so years, but let me think. ETA: A Tairy card would have: Tap, create strawman argument: destroy 300 of your opponent's brain cells. :bow: That is simply inspired. Bravo, bravo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanatic-Templar Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Given the reent Magic: The Gathering craze, I decided to contribute my own card: Choose Life Unfortunately, the text did not come out as well as I would have hoped, so here it is: Gain 5 life at the beginning of your upkeep. If you have more than 50 life, you win the game. Pay 2 White mana: Gain control of Choose Life. Any player may activate this ability. Her eyes fell on the name carved in the stone base. LIFE. Nicci collapsed to the floor in tears, in abject shame, in horror, in revulsion, in sudden blinding comprehension... in pure joy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caligula_K Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 *shudders* I think I regret asking, now. I'm going to have serious trouble sleeping tonight. Its not my fault that you don't possess enough celery to handle the word of Tairy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piper Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 I got a question for those who made it to Chainfire: Who cast the Chainfire spell on Kahlan, and, more importantly, why didn't that person just A) slit her throat, or cast a death spell on her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Monkey Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 I got a question for those who made it to Chainfire: Who cast the Chainfire spell on Kahlan, and, more importantly, why didn't that person just A) slit her throat, or cast a death spell on her? 1) I think it was the Black Ajah. 2) Because then Kahlan would have died. 3) If they had used the death spell then Richard would have brought her back to life using the Sword of Truth (it can do that, right?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Given the reent Magic: The Gathering craze, I decided to contribute my own card: Choose Life Unfortunately, the text did not come out as well as I would have hoped, so here it is: Gain 5 life at the beginning of your upkeep. If you have more than 50 life, you win the game. Pay 2 White mana: Gain control of Choose Life. Any player may activate this ability. Her eyes fell on the name carved in the stone base. LIFE. Nicci collapsed to the floor in tears, in abject shame, in horror, in revulsion, in sudden blinding comprehension... in pure joy. Aspirant no longer. Choose your title sir! Become one of us, you have surely earned it. I got a question for those who made it to Chainfire: Who cast the Chainfire spell on Kahlan, and, more importantly, why didn't that person just A) slit her throat, or cast a death spell on her? The Black Ajah, that is to say, the Sisters of the Dark, put the Chainfire spell on Kahlan. The need was, umm apparently to get to the box of Orden in The People's Palace in D'Hara. In retrospect they could have got anybody to fill that roll, but it advances the plot further for it to be Kahlan. I mean, who would give a shit if just some peasant woman was chosen for what would ultimately be the very simple task of walking invisibly into D'Hara's Garden of Life and taking the fucking box? Apparently these very powerful sorceresses are also very stupid since they run the risk of Ol' Dick finding out what they're up to. They could have just had some nobody do the job and Dick would be none the wiser. Goddammit!!! There I go again trying to make sense of the crap spouted by a douchebag. Why the fuck do I bother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piper Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Why the fuck do I bother? Excuse to drink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Excuse to drink? Like I need an excuse. But it is nice to have one, I guess. I'm going to go read what's new on the tairy board. I'm not gonna troll, jus' read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piper Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Like I need an excuse. But it is nice to have one, I guess. How's this: grounds for a lawsuit of Tairy when your liver fails? I'm going to go read what's new on the tairy board. I'm not gonna troll, jus' read. Do share any highlights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 How's this: grounds for a lawsuit of Tairy when your liver fails? Do share any highlights. To sue him would make me just as big a douchebag, IMHO. Goddammit those lame fucks over at TG.net bore the crap out of me. They could make the rapture boring. And of course, Tairy wouldn't know what the rapture was about or who Jesus is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
word Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 So I realized that a Jaeger bottle is in fac thte fountain of youth. It's pretty amazing. FUCK TERRY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Truth can be found at the bottom of a bottle of Alexander Keith's. I've found the truth a dozen times tonight. At the bottom of each bottle it says "Tairy is a douche". I swear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanatic-Templar Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Truth can be found at the bottom of a bottle of Alexander Keith's. I've found the truth a dozen times tonight. At the bottom of each bottle it says "Tairy is a douche". I swear. For myself, I have found the truth under the cap of a coke bottle. It read 'Better luck next time!' :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
word Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Fanatic is obviously a square. Kill the pretender! KILL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
word Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 . And of course, Tairy wouldn't know what the rapture was about or who Jesus is. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Rapture was an old old wooden ship used in the civil war era. And Jesus is some character Tairy experimented with b4 he came up with Dick right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Winged Shadow Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Fanatic is obviously a square. Kill the pretender! KILL! YES!!! HE IS A TAIRY-RIST!!!! INCINERATE HIM!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dycedarg Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Goddammit those lame fucks over at TG.net bore the crap out of me. They could make the rapture boring. And of course, Tairy wouldn't know what the rapture was about or who Jesus is. Why should the Yeard need to bother? The people who made the Left Behind series did a good enough job making their beliefs look stupid as it is. Ragnarok on the other hand... actually, given all the blood and fire and death that sort of thing sounds right up the alley of Tairy and his fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speed Racer Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 I would just like to come out of my lurker-hood here on the Tairy threads and say, Discordant Lemmings, all of you guys are awesome. You make me laugh. These threads make my day better, just in reading them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 Seems I'm not the only Lemming to take saturday afternoon off. I had a hangover that would have killed lesser mortals. I would just like to come out of my lurker-hood here on the Tairy threads and say, Discordant Lemmings, all of you guys are awesome. You make me laugh. These threads make my day better, just in reading them. Praise is steroids to the Lemmings, it makes us stronger and crazier. Bless you. It's occured to me, among the "putting the W in Lemmings of Discord" talk, that the "mm" in Lemmings is me. Cuz I rule. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
word Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 Yeah...well if you look at "lemmings of discord" do you see what the last three letters are? If anybody wondered where that hidden W is, its right after the c in discord, spelling -YOU GUESSED IT- Word! Yes I am that amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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