Jaxom 1974 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Wait. There are FIVE mana types? I really haven't played that game in a while... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Templar Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Its not my fault that you don't possess enough celery to handle the word of Tairy. You are correct, the blame lies entirely with me. I must shirk the bonds of my death-choosing nature, and learn to appreciate the suppleness of Tairy's noble breasts. It is communistic to think otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piper Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 No, no, Richard is the only person who has memorized the Book of the Counted Shadows. At least, that's what WFR says. For all I know all of the other books could say something different. In fact, they probably do. Goddamn, I hate this series. Which leads me back to my original question, why did they cast a chainfire spell of Kahlan, instead of just killing her and using a random patsy to get the boxes? If there's no book anymore, how come they need a confessor? I hate this series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
word Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Cuz there are 6 books, 1 is the original, 1 is the copy of the original, and 4 are fake. VERIFICATION OF THE BOOK OF THE COUNTED SHADOWS blah blah blah CONFESSOR blah blah blah. Duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Monkey Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 If I go to your house and put a bullet through your head (I know mercy is like choosing death but in this case I feel it's more than justified) can I go through your stuff and keep anything I like as a reward for ending your suffering? Only if you burned the book afterwards. I call his alcohol and porn. And girlfriend. You think if I had any of those things I would be reading fricking Goodkind? Which leads me back to my original question, why did they cast a chainfire spell of Kahlan, instead of just killing her and using a random patsy to get the boxes? If there's no book anymore, how come they need a confessor? I hate this series. I don't know, okay! Nothing in this whole fricking book makes any fricking sense. It's like a swirling mass of chaos distilled into 4,000 pages of pure agony. The only way to survive is to shut off your brain and choose death. And by choose death, I mean murder suicide. And by murder suicide, I mean, strap a bomb to yourself, go over to Goodkind's palatial estate and blow everything to smithereens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Templar Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 You think if I had any of those things I would be reading fricking Goodkind? Now I think I know what the real trouble with Goodkind is now. Somebody, quick - please get Tairy some alcohol, some porn, and a hooker!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectralist Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 With all the talk of magic cards, i had to create my own. Terry's Wordprocessor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 With all the talk of magic cards, i had to create my own. Terry's Wordprocessor I expected a picture of a dart board and some random "plot ideas" printed on said dart board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 I would just like to say that I believe Tairy prevented me from getting laid this weekend. I'm dead serious. This is not a joke. Here's what happened: Ok, so I want up to Solvang for my cousin's wedding this weekend. Now, my cousin is your typical Newport Beach rich kid, and as such there were a LOT of hot chicks at this wedding. So we all got pretty drunk at the reception and I started talking with some hotties who went to Chapman with my cousin. The conversation turned to literature and I was totally impressing them with my knowledge of the French and Russian masters. But somehow we got on the subject of Tairy and my utter hatred of the man scared the girls off. Perhaps I should have known better than to talk about the Yeard in polite company, but I still blame Tairy for ruining my chances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Myshkin, I really think you're better off without Yeardchicks. They all want to be mord-sith deep down, and if the Yeard hadn't come up in conversation you'd have found out once their home-made agiel was rammed up your corn-shoot. Have a drink and a wank and thank the Maker you didn't score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 I concur with Mad Moose. Or they could have had confessor powers and wiped out your personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 I don't think these chicks were Tairy fans, I just think that they thought I was a loser for harboring such hatred for some lame fantasy author. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 I don't think these chicks were Tairy fans, I just think that they thought I was a loser for harboring such hatred for some lame fantasy author. Ah, yes. It's a very insidious way that tairy is fucking with your life. Driving you mad and therefore driving the chicks away from you. Clever, clever tairy. I recommend finding some skank to play with your celery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Ah, yes. It's a very insidious way that tairy is fucking with your life. Driving you mad and therefore driving the chicks away from you. Clever, clever tairy. I recommend finding some skank to play with your celery. I was actually thinking about getting into a mord-sith three way. If Tairy is going to invade my love life I might as well get some action out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 ....I think that was kinkiest thing I've ever heard associated with celery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
word Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 So even though the chicks in Myshkin's story did not in fact like Tairy's goodness, what is the proper way to deal with hot chicks who like Tairy. First of all I would say to not even mention Tairy until you've banged her at least once. That way you won't have to worry about all those moral implications before hand. Then afterwards, you pop the question...and if it turns out she likes Tairy you should try to dissuade her. Explain to her the evils of the yeard, citing relevant passages from His holy book(s). If she still insists on liking Tairy, it is time for some good old fashioned sodomy. If, afterwards, she thinks she deserved it, then she is hopeless. Otherwise, in 10 years when you get out of jail you should propose to her immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 I don't think these chicks were Tairy fans, I just think that they thought I was a loser for harboring such hatred for some lame fantasy author. Chicks obviously didn't know about the nobility of the human spirit, or they'd've totally been walking about with their breasts bared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 There's a thread about this Tairy-riffic statue over in General Chatter. It needs to be posted here. "This was what was in Richard's eyes, brought into existence in the glowing white marble. To see it fully realized was like being struck by lightning. In that instant, her entire life, everthing that had ever happened to her, everything she had heard, seen, or done, seemed to come together in one flash of emotional violence. Nicci cried out in pain at the beauty of it, and more so at the beauty of what it represented. Her eyes fell on the namecarved in the stone base. LIFE Nicci collapsed to the floor in tears, in abject shame, in horror, in revulsion, in sudden blinding comprehension. ...In pure joy." - Faith of the Fallen, Terry Goodkind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Templar Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 I was actually thinking about getting into a mord-sith three way. If Tairy is going to invade my love life I might as well get some action out of it. Unfortunately, I read your second sentence first. After 5 gin and tonics tonight, I'm quickly coming to the conclusion that there is not enough gin left in my bottle to get the disturbing images out of my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 There's a thread about this Tairy-riffic statue over in General Chatter. It needs to be posted here. That is a masterpiece of a statue. My eyes burn at the sight of Terry's words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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