williamjm Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 In other news, I will have to divorce my wife as she has just had a row with Ed Miliband right outside my house and she didn't even ask him to wait a moment until I had a chance to get there. Were pictures 19 and 20 here taken immediately after this? I think in 19 he might be keeping an eye out for your approach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereward Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 He's just had an encounter with Lady H. Everyone looks like that afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slurms McKenzie Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Meanwhile upon the Welsh coast, villages are set to be abandoned in the coming decades due to rising sea levels, Fairbourne, Borth, Llanelli and some 50 communities are apparently in the firing line, with inhabitants upset at the news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Pfft. In Narnia they had a winter that lasted for a hundred years, and yet the talking beavers stayed put! I expect more backbone from the inhabitants of my fictional realms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slurms McKenzie Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I will not suffer to be mocked by your beavers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereward Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I've been to Borth.* Twice. Frankly, the bottom of the sea is the best place for it. *I mysteriously entered the magical, yet depressing realm through the bottom of a drinks cabinet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slurms McKenzie Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Haha yeah much of Wales is pretty run down.. but there are some pretty places still Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex. Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Give (Southern) flood victims footballers wages!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slurms McKenzie Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 For the love of god, somebody stop the wind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 For the love of god, somebody stop the wind! Hey It could be worse. If you move that wind north a bit all that rain would come down as snow. We know the effects of 1 inch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddington Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Hey It could be worse. If you move that wind north a bit all that rain would come down as snow. We know the effects of 1 inch. Cannilbalism and traffic jams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slurms McKenzie Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Cannilbalism and traffic jams. and a run on all local spars, post offices and supermarkets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Usotsuki Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Cornwall has followed Atlantis into the briny deep and the Thames Valley is infested with mermen but there is still some hope for joy and light and laughter: Piers Morgan questioned over hacking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slick Mongoose Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Cornwall has followed Atlantis into the briny deep and the Thames Valley is infested with mermen Must be God's revenge on Davina McCall for Big Brother. It'll stop when she's finished. (The Somerset levels are now the Somerset lake, by the way. Bad news for next year's cider harvest). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereward Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Don't say things like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lummel Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Stories about Tony Blair and Rupert Murdoch. It is an apotheosis, they transcend being a former prime minister and a media baron to become soap opera stars. I can almost hear the music already as I visualise this scene:Affection for Blair was dramatically demonstrated in 2010. Murdoch persuaded the globetrotter, now moderately rich in his own right, to become godfather to his daughter Grace, then eight, when she and her sister, Chloe, were baptised in the river Jordan with all guests dressed in white.'They wanted to control the news, but ended becoming victims of it'. I think 382 episodes, filmed in Brazil and half-heartedly dubbed into other languages for the international market, production values for interior shooting will be low to keep costs down. All I need is the funding, a team of script writers, the production crew, a bunch of improbably beautiful people who can read a teleprompter and some wobbly sets... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactus Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Awww, for a moment there I thought Blair had an affair with Murdoch, rather than with his wife. Although I must admit, her notes are hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lummel Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 It would have been the logical conclusion of their relationship if Messers Blair and Murdoch had had a relationship that spanned their disparate ages but there they lacked the courage of their convictions. Now, though never married, they are cruelly divorced it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Visenya Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 I've been to Borth.* Twice. Frankly, the bottom of the sea is the best place for it. *I mysteriously entered the magical, yet depressing realm through the bottom of a drinks cabinet. Can Holyhead join it? *shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Usotsuki Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Tony Blair gave advice to newspaper executive Rebekah Brooks on handling the phone-hacking scandal six days before her arrest, a court has heard. The court heard Mrs Brooks spoke to the former prime minister and passed on what he had said to James Murdoch, then News International executive chairman. In an email, she said Mr Blair had said he was "available" to her, James and Rupert Murdoch as an "unofficial adviser", the Old Bailey heard. Mrs Brooks denies any wrongdoing. In the email, Mrs Brooks said Mr Blair had urged her to set up a "Hutton style" inquiry - a reference to the inquiry into the death of government weapons adviser Dr David Kelly. As Sir Winston Churchill remarked when told that a Conservative MP had been detained whilst buggering a Guardsman in a bush on the coldest night for forty years "It makes you proud to be British". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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