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Funny names the non-readers give to the characters


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Dany= White haired chick with the dragons



Sansa= Ginger Stark



Bran= Crippled Stark



Joffrey= Dickhead



Tyrion= Half Man/ Nice Lannister



Varys= Spider Eunuch



Littlefinger= Creepin' Creepin' Creeper



Jon= Sad Expression Guy



Catelyn= No Climbing Chick



Jorah= King of the Friendzone



Ygritte= Overly Attached Girlfriend



Theon= That Bastard



Shae= The Funny Whore



Osha= Tonks



Walder Frey= Squib Janitor



Lysa= Oh God Not Her



Davos= Onion Kinght



Jaime= Kingslayer



Hodor= Hodor


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From some of my friends:



Dany: Barbie



Viserys: Surfer dude



Arya: the kid with the potty mouth.



Bran: The kid that looks like John Lennon



Jon: The sad guy.



Cersei and Jaimie: The toxic twins.



Varys: The sneaky spider man



LF: the Perv.



Hound/Mountain: the big guy, (its all the same to them).



Joffrey: Justin Bieber



Lysa: the Perv.



Sweet Robin: the crazy kid.



Sam: the loser guy.


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When my sister and I first started watching the show these were the names we came up for people...



Jaime: Evil blond


Viserys: Creepy blond


Dany: The hot one


Jorah: The guy with the hot one


Jon: Bastard


Arya: Beast (we had yet to realize how awesome she was) :leaving:


Sansa: Ginger


Tyrion: The short guy


Ygritte: The bastard's bitch



Don't really remember any others

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What I find even more surprising is that literally everyone knows how to spell his name correctly, even if they are Unsullied

Not to be confused with the Oberon of Shakespeare, though I'm sure Martin took note of it.

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What I find even more surprising is that literally everyone knows how to spell his name correctly, even if they are Unsullied

I know! Its hella weird! We cant even call him "Orgy Guy" cuz an Unsullied will go "No its Oberyn, you numbnut!" How..

I guess everyone remembers the saucy guy. Yet no one can remember Daario's name.

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I know! Its hella weird! We cant even call him "Orgy Guy" cuz an Unsullied will go "No its Oberyn, you numbnut!" How..

I guess everyone remembers the saucy guy. Yet no one can remember Daario's name.

My mom just knows Daario as the One Who Got Recast XP

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My mom just knows Daario as the One Who Got Recast XP

I had to explain before the season started, that Daario got recast. Mum was all "why?" and im like "You know what? I actually dont know the real reason why." Ehh i like New Daario better anyway.

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I had to explain before the season started, that Daario got recast. Mum was all "why?" and im like "You know what? I actually dont know the real reason why." Ehh i like New Daario better anyway.

Same, I like NewDaario loads better. When my mom first saw him in that sword-holding competition with Grey Worm she asked me what happened to his gracefully luscious locks :lmao:

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I had to explain before the season started, that Daario got recast. Mum was all "why?" and im like "You know what? I actually dont know the real reason why." Ehh i like New Daario better anyway.

Old Daario had that "knockoff Fabio" look to him that was amazingly suited to the role.

New Daario doesn't have that but his beard is douchebaggy enough to be okay. I think New Daario is a superior actor, even though I'm not entirely sure the Daario role requires or even benefits from a better actor (he kinda should be hammy and unbelievable to some extent, ya know?)

However, New Daario has done nothing wrong so I'm not gonna hate. And as long as the props dept. keeps the NSFW Daggers around he'll do just fine.

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Hes still got those wanton daggers. I saw it last time he was on screen.

I cheered excitedly when he kissed it for luck before [No Horses Were Harmed In The Filming Of This Episode]ing the champion's horse.

NSFW daggers are the best GoT prop and shall remain so until a certain chair surfaces late next season. :)

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I cheered excitedly when he kissed it for luck before [No Horses Were Harmed In The Filming Of This Episode]ing the champion's horse.

NSFW daggers are the best GoT prop and shall remain so until a certain chair surfaces late next season. :)

Don't know if I would necessarily classify this as a prop, but I'm excited for what they're gonna do with Bloodraven being half tree and all :D

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Well, if Karl Tanner's nicknames can come up, some online are just calling him Owen Harper after his Torchwood character...

Also the amount of people who seem to think Dany's actual name is Khaleesi amuse me.

Omg for real though -___- I don't remember the actual statistic but when GoT began airing and people got into, expectant parents started naming their daughters Khaleesi more often than Daenerys

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I cheered excitedly when he kissed it for luck before [No Horses Were Harmed In The Filming Of This Episode]ing the champion's horse.

NSFW daggers are the best GoT prop and shall remain so until a certain chair surfaces late next season. :)

HBO needs to sell those damn daggers. And then a life sized certain chair.

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It seems like to the Unsullied, there are pretty much three characters: "the dragon chick," "the little guy," and "everyone else."



The nicknames from the Gay of Thrones recaps on Funny or Die always cracked me up. "Dog the Bounty Hunter" for the Hound had to be my favourite.


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