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Funny names the non-readers give to the characters


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People here call Sansa "Sonsa". Sonsa means naive or dumb in Spanish.

They do the same thing here. It means the same in portuguese. Poor Sansa xD

Loras is "the gay dude"

Dany is the "Dragon girl" or "Khaleesi"

Tyrion is the "dwarf" or "the cool Lannister"

Melisandre is the "shadow baby woman"

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Some I've ran across:

Dany: Kahleesi (in fact I don't think I've seen a show only person call her anything else, regardless of my protests)

Sansa: Sasha

Tyrion: Halfman, The Pimp Imp (my friends are dumb)

Robb: red haired, direwolf dude.

Mel: sexy fire lady

Stannis/Tormund: who? (Curse you D&D)

Arya: that crazy little girl

Howland Reed/Bloodraven/Strong Belwas/etc: (friends) "The fuck are you talking about man?" (Me)Please, please, PLEASE read the damn books!

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This is what my 78 year old grandad calls certain characters when he forgets their names.



Joffery - Twat



Cersei - Nasty cow



Sandor - Ugly bugger



Hodor - The nice mong



Jon snow - Jon Stark (bet Jon would be happy to hear that)



Daenerys - Blond bird with the dragons



Sansa - Ginger who wont stop moaning



Arya - Mental little sod



Margaery - Tits Mcvitts


That's about all I can remember, the only people he never forgets are Tyrion, stannis and twin, considering he kind of looks like Twin, I'm not surprised.


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A lot of the people I watch the show with have learned a fair few names by now, but these are a few I can remember:



Daenerys: Khaleesi


Jon Snow: bastard


Ygritte: hot redhead


Melisandre: creepy redhead


Ned Stark: Boromir


Joffrey: little shit


Margaery: Anne Boleyn


Robb: King of the North


Cersei: bitch


Jaime: incest brother


Tyrion: dwarf brother


Jorah: poor dude


Daario: 'the one who used to be sleazy but is now really hot'


Varys: bald dude


Littlefinger: creepy Irish dude

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My brother's pretty good with it for an Unsullied, but here's a few:



He used to pronounce Daenerys like "Die-nee-rees" for some reason, but now he just calls her Dany, because I told him to.



He didn't know the Hound's real name.



He calls Sam, "Fatsam".



He calls Brienne "that woman".



Melisandre is "Melissandra".



Roose is "who?".


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