Wmarshal Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Say you are a social leader of the lamb people, how do prepare your people to fight off dothraki? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Fight them? Well it would take weapons and a lot of training. Armor would be good too. I'd probably make contact with a trustworthy Westerosi and start ordering the necessary supplies, and get a sellsword or several to teach my people how to fight. I'm guessing I have a lot of money in this scenario because otherwise my plan goes nowhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonSnow4President Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Short of hiring a sellsword company that fights Westerosi style (heavy armor), get them well versed on getting in their hands and knees and use some broomsticks to prepare them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bright Blue Eyes Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Start by getting rid of that pacifist religion. If I make a good start on it, about five generations later, my great-great-grandson could start to militarize the nation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talking Hodor Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Hey guys! I see an unstoppable horde of Dothraki heading our way. I think it's time for us to nomad the hell out of here and set up camp in some secret caves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talking Hodor Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Infect sheep with rabies - infiltrate Dothraki camp with sheep in tow and set them loose there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talking Hodor Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Hire Mirri Maz Dur, who will glamour the Lamb Men into looking like actual sheep. Try to bleat convincingly. Try not to shit in public, because nobody's going to believe a sheep just dropped that massive deuce over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talking Hodor Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 The possibilities are endless! Dig a huge fucking moat around your village and fill it with salt water. The Dothraki will leave with their horse tails tucked between their horses' legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damp Hair - The Prophet Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 After Barry knights him Ser Red Lamb he will take his bloody mace home & teach his Lhazareen people how to fight back. They will henceforth be known as the Bloody Mace Men & when Red Lamb finally dies & meets the Great Shepard in the sky he will kick his ass too, for making his people sheep in a world full of wolves.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pod The Impaler Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 The possibilities are endless! Dig a huge fucking moat around your village and fill it with salt water. The Dothraki will leave with their horse tails tucked between their horses' legs. Or move to an island. Or move the the mountains and raise goats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Eater Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 I would start by connecting with all the Lamb Men, and uniting the group in a kind of confederacy/alliance to aid one another. I would advise training with a longbow, which would be deadly in concentrated volleys against unarmored horsemen. Also, buy some Unsullied, the ones famously known for dealing with Dothraki, and have them teach the Lhazareen how to fight with spears in formation. Make it mandatory for every able-bodied man to train, and have it rotate among men spending time training so there are still enough men to work the crops and livestock to feed everyone and keep the economy going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wun Weg Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 camouflaged pits with stakes at bottom, caltrops, long bow + night soil = great success, hide all the women in tunnels except the ones with the pox, leave out barrels of kool aid laced with the strangler, and build a great wooden horse filled with unsullied, so when the dothraki bring it back to Vaes Dothrak and drink themselves into a stupor the unsullied pop out and kill the dosh khaleen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victarion Chainbreaker Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Have enough of your people taken as slaves that your pacifist religion becomes the majority religion of the Dothraki and is eventually embraced by their leaders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creticus Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Sounds cheaper to bribe the Dothraki. Failing that, build fortifications and hide in them. Considering how peaceful the Lhazareen are supposed to be, there is neither enough time nor enough resources to build the institutions needed to overcome the Dothraki in the field. That said, the Lhazareen seems like the kind of people who'd have a strong slinging tradition, which could prove useful under the right circumstances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyBanana Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Migrate. Ideally somewhere warm and fuzzy and far away from the Dothraki. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wmarshal Posted July 24, 2014 Author Share Posted July 24, 2014 VA, your plan may work, but sounds to involve a lot of rape. I personally would build a wall around the region, take for ever true, but mean time hire sellswords and train men to fight. My grandchildren trained as knights may lead crusades to wipe out the dothraki. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lion of the West Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 I'd invite septons and smiths from the Seven Kingdoms as well as, as some Westerosi noble, like fourth sons and stuffl like that, to give them lands and stuff and so help me start to build a sort of military, armed said soldiers and convert the people to the Seven which has a "Warrior" god for a reason. The bad thing is of course that they could well coup me off the throne, but it seems that if I want to make some sort of effect in my life-time I'll have to start somewhere and take a risk or two. Also start to attempt to wall my larger cities could also be a good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crowford Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Abandon ship. Like, every possible ship. Especially stop associating yourself with sheep, because that's just taunting the rest of the world to slaughter you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talking Hodor Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Marry a Targaryen heiress, who will give birth to the ram that mounts the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedShirt47 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 I would hire Seven Sellswords. These Magnificent warriors would win the day as Seven seems to the requisite number (whether it be Samurai or Cowboys and surely Sellsword). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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