If you could say one thing to one character in the series

[Lopsang]

Eddard you know that you don't belong in King's Landing,your home and where you belong is in the north at Winterfell and guess what? Catelyn is pregnant agan .

What? Since when?

[onceaskrull]

To Oberyn before Gregor fight:

"Stay out of arms reach!"

Seconding this.

To Rhaegar: Don't crown Lyanna the queen of love and beauty.

To Robert: Don't crown yourself king.

To Renly: Don't crown yourself king.

And finally, to Sansa: Release Lady before going before the king; let her go to run free in the wild with Nymeria.

[King Tyrion I]

To Tywin: listen to Tyrion and get over Joanna's death.

To Tyrion: believe in yourself and your heart.

To Sansa (after her marriage to Tyrion): it could have been much worse, like marrying a Frey or the Joff.

[JRose1989]

Love this thread!!

To Lyanna:

Please tell Brandon where you are going and with whom....you know how he worries.

Bran:

Listen to your mother. Stop Climbing.

Robb:

Hit it and quit it my friend, aint worth the hassle.

Arianne:

Just....stop. Everything. Stop. Stop being a bitch to your dad!

Oberyn:

Kill him quick then yell at his corpse. It will save you a massive headache in the long(short)term...

[Jankmaster]

To Stannis: Give Davos Command at Blackwater, your in laws will always fail you it seems.

To Lyanna/Rheagar, maybe tell more people what exactly is going on

To Robert about the Cleganes: (In Ken Watanabe voice) Let them fight!

To Ned: Bail out of there man! You don't have any real friends in KL

To Edmure: Don't just take shit from your folks man, you're LP of the Riverlands and they' didn't tell you the goddamn plan

[Black Jack]

To Tyrion: Can you learn me how to play Cyvasse, pleeaase?!

[kimim]

To Ned, Joff, Tommen, Myrcella are Cersei and Jaime's. Tell Robert, asap. Tell noone else, or your son and wife will die, you will die, Arya will turn into an assassin, Sansa will be forced to marry Tyrion, and Boltons will take Winterfell.

[How I Met Your Hodor]

To Wyman Manderly: "Maybe try a salad?"

To a young Victarion: "count to forty we'll run and hide..." *comes back four hours later to find him still counting*

[King Tyrion I]

To Tyrion: Can you learn me how to play Cyvasse, pleeaase?!

I'd rather have him to teach me but nevertheless, yeah, I think I agree.

[Victarion Chainbreaker]

To Cercei:

"Make sure you take better care of Tommen, he's a OH MY GOD WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU! Oh wow, I thought I saw a stunted figure crawling out from the shadows over there, it must've just been my eyes, I don't see it anymore.

[BrienneofQarth]

"Don't even think about it, Ned!"

[PhoenixfromAshes]

To Brandon Stark: Do the people of Westeros a favor, and kill that slimy pedofinger. And oh, don't go to king's landing yet but wait until you hear the full story of Lyanna's disappearance.

To Tywin Lannister: You're a terrible human being and f*ck you.

[Witch]

To Lyanna and Rhaegar: Don't.

[Poppa Chase]

To Balon Greyjoy about his brothers: Let them kill each other.

To Khal Drogo: Attack Qarth, Astapor or Mereen, Screw these small tribe folk.

To Jorah Mormont: wait for Ned and die like a man, or join your papa bear on the wall.

To Rodrik Cassel: the smelly dude is the bastard, head, spike, you know the deal.

To Quentyn Martell: you can't always listen to advise from Nike slogans.

[Batbob45]

to Tyrion(SOS) - quit whiny, there are people who have it worse than you, at least Swann believes that you did not killed Joffrey

To Theon-you are a moron for trusting a psycho

to Renly-start giving a crap about all you family members

to Stannis-don't trust Mel and spare Tommen and Myrcella because they shouldn't be accountable for their family's sins,

to Sansa(during GOT)- see Joffrey for the scumbag he is and don't trust LF, and

to Patchface-keep on freaking out Mel dude

to Shitmouth- you to good to be a Gregor's men, you might want to go join this girl who has dragons

to Vic-Trust Asha

to Robert B-make Tommen your heir, stop being abusive a hole, care more for you kids and family, and send Joffrey to the black(you won't regret it)

to Ned-don't tell Cersei

to red viper- be smart, wear a helmet and kill Gregor quickly

to Arya-keep on killing evil

[The Second To Last Dragon]

dany- just fuckin go already.

[Baela of Pentos]

To Wyman Manderly: "Maybe try a salad?"

To a young Victarion: "count to forty we'll run and hide..." *comes back four hours later to find him still counting*

:rofl:

[Fisch]

To Jon Arryn: Littlefinger would not only be a bad Master of Coin, he'd be bad in any position of power.

To Robert: Jon may be right about having to marry, but the Lannisters aren't the right choice. Listen to Ned about them. All of them.

To Ned: Get your girls out of King's Landing before you warn Cersei. Send word to Robert before you warn Cersei, while you're at it. Hell, I'd tell you not to warn Cersei at all, but I know you'll do it anyway. Just try and be smarter about it.

To Robb: Hang on to Theon.

To Catelyn: Whatever you make him promise, it's not going to work.

To Edmure: You were told hold Riverrun, no more. Hold it.

To Dany: So, I know you have some hang-ups on hearing the whole history of your father, but there's no excuses left; you need to know this sh*t. So, once upon a time, your dad went totally cuckoo, and...

*Two hours later*

...is probably your nephew. So shut up about the Starks already and make up your mind if you want the damn chair or not!

[Winter'sFallen]

to Stannis...Turn that frown upside down. Whether you are right or wrong, nobody likes Mr. Pricklepants all the time.

to Mel...Jon will never figure out what question to ask so you can give him the answer you are clearly trying to tell him, just spit it out already.

to Robb...Your new mother-in-Law sent her daughter to "comfort you" on orders from Tywin, sorry.

to Jon...It's you wall, take the damn wolf wherever you want!

to Dany...Locking up your friends will not make them any tamer or easier to handle when you let them out. If you are the Blood of the Dragon, why do you care what Slaver's Bay else thinks.

to Sansa...Push that pathetic little Joff off of the wall & be done with him. Or just let Nymeria finish the job & you can marry Tommen.

to Ned...Don't listen to Catelyn, be the Warden of the North, nothing that happens south of the Neck is worth yours.

[Adeimantus]

To Jon Arryn: Littlefinger would not only be a bad Master of Coin, he'd be bad in any position of power.

To Robert: Jon may be right about having to marry, but the Lannisters aren't the right choice. Listen to Ned about them. All of them.

To Ned: Get your girls out of King's Landing before you warn Cersei. Send word to Robert before you warn Cersei, while you're at it. Hell, I'd tell you not to warn Cersei at all, but I know you'll do it anyway. Just try and be smarter about it.

To Robb: Hang on to Theon.

To Catelyn: Whatever you make him promise, it's not going to work.

To Edmure: You were told hold Riverrun, no more. Hold it.

To Dany: So, I know you have some hang-ups on hearing the whole history of your father, but there's no excuses left; you need to know this sh*t. So, once upon a time, your dad went totally cuckoo, and...

*Two hours later*

...is probably your nephew. So shut up about the Starks already and make up your mind if you want the damn chair or not!

This is gold lol.

Add to that: Oberyn, just friggin' kill him!