Primalsplit Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Mirri Maz Duur + Marwyn the Mage = MirriMar I'm sure they probably explored some other type of magic during their "studies". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 "Lord Tywin, I have always admired you from afar... I have been looking forward to the day when we could... work... together." Petyr said as he approached Lord Tywin, his footsteps echoing through the hall of a hundred hearths, until they became one with crackles of the flames within."Dispense with the pleasantries lord baelish. We both know what you want...." Lord Tywin looked up, setting his quill aside, in favor of a sterner object, the hint of a grin shaped upon his lips. "And we both know what I want.""And what do you want... my lord?" Petyr quizzed, the fires dancing passionately in his eyes. "You say that as if you don't already know."Man this stuff writes itself!He knew, of course. The Lion was the only one in Seven Kingdoms who made him feel... almost... little.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronn Urgandy Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 "Lord Tywin, I have always admired you from afar... I have been looking forward to the day when we could... work... together." Petyr said as he approached Lord Tywin, his footsteps echoing through the hall of a hundred hearths, until they became one with crackles of the flames within."Dispense with the pleasantries lord baelish. We both know what you want...." Lord Tywin looked up, setting his quill aside, in favor of a sterner object, the hint of a grin shaped upon his lips. "And we both know what I want.""And what do you want... my lord?" Petyr quizzed, the fires dancing passionately in his eyes."You say that as if you don't already know."Man this stuff writes itself! Is it hot in here or is it just me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psychosanta Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Just because...Tywin stood, staunch and upright, tracing each step to lord Baelish, with all the grace of the lion. With his arms he took him up and swung him onto the table, casting everything else aside. His breeches loosened and fell swiftly to the floor."My my..." Petyr gasped, his face alive with astonishment. "Now I know why they call you the lord of the Rock!""Give me what I want." Tywin ordered as he pushed Baelish down onto the table."You never did say..." Petyr giggled like a maid at play."Take me!" He growled, the spirit of lion awakening within him. "Make me one of your whores!"Tywin did not take his regular supper that night. A little Weasel had heard that lord Tywin had found a new dish to dine upon.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] I love this fandom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow's eye in the sky Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Tywin and Sansa, which is a surprise because he's clearly a horny old douchebag who enjoys the leavings of his dwarf son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aemond's Eye Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Sansa wasn't The Imp's leavings though. He had no chance of breaking down her walls, so to speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow's eye in the sky Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Sansa wasn't The Imp's leavings though. He had no chance of breaking down her walls, so to speak. But they were still married, so close enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLightning Lord Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Cat and Jon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pride of the 7 kingdoms Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 I'm not sure if it is done but Stannis and Cersei would be a great couple. http://tumblrofthrones.tumblr.com/post/23682493011/sevenshipsdrowned-remember-that-time-stannis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Tywin and Sansa Unfortunately, you're wrong. Apparently, it's been done in fanfic. :ack: At least according to this post: http://nobodysuspectsthebutterfly.tumblr.com/post/88634746843/swiftsnowmane-replied-to-your-post-every-so-often and it gets worse: So what are the five Sansa ships you hate? B-) lol, you knew what I was doing, didn’t you. Under the cut for wank and fuckedupness: Sansa/Littlefinger will always be Hate List #1. Went off on a rant about it here. (If you prefer to read/reblog a more rational version of that post, AU has a reply with some of my more inflammatory stuff snipped.) I could go on, but christ it’s so awful. And getting fucking worse and more “oh poor dear Petyr isn’t doing anything she doesn’t want” every damn day. :P Then we get to non-canon crack ships that actually exist I swear (but are totally Sansa-as-self-insert you know it everyone knows it goddamn) and are the WORST THINGS EVER Sansa/Gregor (yes. really. and of course it’s all rape!kink. not to be confused with Sansa/Gregor as an excuse for healingcock!Sandor which I also hate from the bottom of my very soul but at least they’re not actually shipping S/G I hope) Sansa/Ramsay (just saw that yesterday, but I know someone else who shipped it when she wasn’t self-inserting herself as Jeyne istg it’s true; she’s also the creepiest D/s Sansa/LF shipper I have ever seen; and she ships herself/Gregor, can’t forget that) Sansa/Roose (someone kept posting fic in the sansa tag, had to block her because even her titles were creeping me the fuck out) Sansa/Joffrey (varies between poor teenies who just wish Sansa could fix him and, again, the rape!kink types) also I forgot I really hate Sansa/Tywin even though he’s less awful compared to the others (ha!) because fucking admit it it’s daddykink for Charles Dance with Sansa as yourself don’t lie just make a damn mary sue it’s not that hard it’s more honest ffs sorry no actually not sorry at all :ack: :stillsick: I'm glad I don't read fanfiction, and this is why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Lannister Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Just because...Tywin stood, staunch and upright, tracing each step to lord Baelish, with all the grace of the lion. With his arms he took him up and swung him onto the table, casting everything else aside. His breeches loosened and fell swiftly to the floor."My my..." Petyr gasped, his face alive with astonishment. "Now I know why they call you the lord of the Rock!""Give me what I want." Tywin ordered as he pushed Baelish down onto the table."You never did say..." Petyr giggled like a maid at play."Take me!" He growled, the spirit of lion awakening within him. "Make me one of your whores!"Tywin did not take his regular supper that night. A little Weasel had heard that lord Tywin had found a new dish to dine upon. Wow... suddenly my Littlefinger/Stoneheart suggestion looks tame. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grail King Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 I think there may be a thread, but I can't find it: Sansa and the Night King. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow's eye in the sky Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Unfortunately, you're wrong. Apparently, it's been done in fanfic. :ack: At least according to this post: http://nobodysuspectsthebutterfly.tumblr.com/post/88634746843/swiftsnowmane-replied-to-your-post-every-so-often and it gets worse: :ack: :stillsick: I'm glad I don't read fanfiction, and this is why. Well, my bad. *sighs* That was one long page of eww. I've never heard any mention of it here, but I of make a point of staying away from the cesspool of Tumblr if that helps you to understand my view any. On the subject of Fanfiction though, its ok, but only if its really hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 I think there may be a thread, but I can't find it: Sansa and the Night King. Well, that makes sense, since was supposedly a Stark, and everybody loves Starkcest, right? Now, unfortunately she did not grow up with him as her dad or brother, which drops the level of Starkcest to a disappointingly low level. But maybe he looked like Ned, so they could be reicarnations of Ned and Cat. And we can always hope for a Sansa/Jon/Arya/Bran/Rickon/Night King polygamous marriage which would totally unite House Stark and provide us with a marriage between people who look like Catelyn, Ned, Lyanna, Edmure/Hoster and some ancient Stark. Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Well, my bad. *sighs* That was one long page of eww. I've never heard any mention of it here, but I of make a point of staying away from the cesspool of Tumblr if that helps you to understand my view any. On the subject of Fanfiction though, its ok, but only if its really hilarious. There's a lot of great essays on Tumblr, especially ASOAIF University. I just avoid fanfiction in general, on any website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Winter Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Unfortunately, you're wrong. Apparently, it's been done in fanfic. :ack: At least according to this post: http://nobodysuspectsthebutterfly.tumblr.com/post/88634746843/swiftsnowmane-replied-to-your-post-every-so-often and it gets worse: :ack: :stillsick: I'm glad I don't read fanfiction, and this is why. Then may I interest you and everyone in this particular article listing downright bizarre, nonsensical and so-bad-it's-funny fanfiction ships? (warning: not safe for brain health) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Wow... suddenly my Littlefinger/Stoneheart suggestion looks tame. :PIt totally purred! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbison from Ibben Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Sansa gets swept off her feet by a pirate- SanSaan Tywin is dead, so it seems more appropriate to match him with someone else who is dead. At least they would have that in common. Tywin and Shella Whent - Tylla. Dany and Daven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stags Man Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 I think some lines have been crossed but I'm so confused i have no idea where that line is anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good Guy Garlan Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Well, there was one time when I got drunk and wrote a short Theon x Cersei fanfic that I promptly deleted when I came back to my senses. I've never seen that ship anywhere else, which makes me disturbingly proud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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