Weeping Sore Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 This is a thread for everyone who has posted one too many times on the Drunk Again thread. In other words, you are drunk too often. Baby doesn't know why Mommy is talking funny and running into the walls. You came to work smelling like a distillery last Friday, didn't you? Isn't it time to admit you have a problem in a safe place like this where everyone will make fun of you? I invite you to count the number of different dates in which you have posted on the Drunk Again thread and self assess. Hi there Lily! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Jeez, you sound just like my mother, and doctor, and wife, and boss, and the clerk at the packy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Who you calling selfass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Who is to judge what "too many" times is? I vote for me. I promise I will only count the number of y'all's posts in there after I post in there myself. That should sort this right out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sologdin Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 You came to work smelling like a distillery last Friday, didn't you?to the extent that this thread concerns LV, Wikipedia solemnly advises:The odor of lily of the valley, specifically the ligand bourgeonal, attracts mammal sperm.[17] The 2003 discovery of this phenomenon prompted research into odor reception,[18] but a 2012 study demonstrated instead that at high concentrations, bourgeonal imitated the role of progesterone in stimulating sperm to swim (chemotaxis), a process unrelated to odor reception.[19]so, yaknow, that settles that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 We should all play a game- every time someone posts in the thread, drink!Way ahead of ya, buddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Pffft how many times is too many times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 We should all play a game- every time someone posts in the thread, drink! I'll drink to that. :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillio Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 dont forget, some of us drink less than we used to. Lily is just making sure we maintain the average. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Statistics are very important in every enterprise. I tried counting my posts in the drunkards thread. I had to measure the tally against the headaches I have caused our mods for drunk-posting in other threads. The sum is very suggestive. The graph is even nicer. My recommendations are: -Everyone should post there whenever they have been drinking. More data. We need 12 to make a bell curve. -Bored people work in the morning-Vodka drinkers get better tools if they shop at a corner store.-The owner of the corner store works in the morning-Only walkers get to a store.-Lovers often take walks in the evening-Lonely people walk in the morningThe liver is a good tool, available to chance. -The Lobster is a genius, somebody should buy him a beer.-Drinking is a hobby taken up by the bored-Bored people are often lonely-Sometimes everyone is alone, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted February 27, 2015 Author Share Posted February 27, 2015 @Lily- The most poignant thing about your post is the comma at the end, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Even if I didn't post I'm on the "too many times" side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillio Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 What worries me is, we add our IQ's and divide by two, I get to be so much cleverer, and Lily is driven to drink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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