Lady Blizzardborn Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 PN gave me the idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Lady Blizz has a massive crush bordering on obssession with Mall Cop and is ready to sell her soul to the Devil for Mall Cop 3 to become a reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Knight of Ashes is a foreman for the Keyser Soze mug manufacturing plant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted August 3, 2015 Author Share Posted August 3, 2015 the only thing M can sing(ish) is 'a bear! a bear!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 CB an avid bear collector. Not teddy bears, or figurines, but actual, live bears. Don't worry, he issued himself a permit, so it's probably legal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Lady Blizz believes that CB should collect his bears while naked and smeared with honey, just to make it sporting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Rocksniffer does not actually sniff rocks. Like my dog he eats them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJR the PR of TaFW Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Minstral believes that if only he can refer to himself in the 5th person, then he will achieve enlightenment. He even started a 5 step program to help him on his way. He's created quite a following so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted August 4, 2015 Author Share Posted August 4, 2015 KJR literally is the poison in the goblet, the pigeon in the pie, and whatnot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night'sQueen Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 CB sells homemade concoctions guaranteed as "untraceable poisons" but in fact they are not lethal and only cause mild headaches and indigestion. Coincidentally, CB also sells tonics for headaches and indigestion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 NQ knows who Ian McShane will be playing in Season 6 of GoT, but she refuses to tell us. She didn't sign a contract or anything, she just likes going around the internet saying "I know something you don't know." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Lady Blizz believes Ian will be a reborn sparrow in season 6, who punishes people who say "cocksucker" by forcing them to eat canned peaches... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 The sniffer of rocks is LB largest supplier of peaches... but for some reason he keeps his farm in the arctic circle, so his crop is sparse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted August 5, 2015 Author Share Posted August 5, 2015 M is writing a book entitled THE TAO OF HOT PIE. it's his life's work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night'sQueen Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 CB's life's work is building a replica of Winterfell out of matchsticks. So far it consists only of multiple versions of the Broken Tower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 NQ is a big bully that watches CB make his replica of Winterfell. She makes sure that she keeps a fan right next to them and to hover her finger over the on button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Minstral, always playing both sides, supplies matchsticks to CB and fans to NQ...for a small fee of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted August 6, 2015 Author Share Posted August 6, 2015 Lady B sells videos documenting the whole tawdry affair. RL note: there's something called the Joffrey ballet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Cb bring up this ballet because he is their unofficial member. He disguises himself as a dancer he thinks he would look good as, lock her in her changing room and then go onto stage in her place. He apparently looks good in tutu and has only been arrested twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Minstral's not knowing left from right ended his promising career in ballet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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