Arya kiddin' Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Count Balerion is actually Riley Virus, second cousin once removed to Miley Cyrus and makes designer tutus for living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Arya kiddin' is Pikachu's nerdy cousin Sneezachu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 LB is stealing acorns from squirrels so that she can try to become their main supplier. She hopes to set up a barter economy with the sentient squirrels of tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Min is a giant squirrel and is the main competitor in LB's business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Baltan is a squirrel hunter who is looking into using me for luring in his prey, and has tried all his life (unsuccessfully, of course) to capture Minstral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 The real reason B cant capture M is because lady Blizz has him locked up in her dungeon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King in Black Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Lizzy B doesnt dream about me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 His Highness wants to take me home to meet his mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King in Black Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Elizabeth isn't perfect in every way (the person below might as well post that I'm not trying too hard :D ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 The King in Black blatantly ignores the rules of this game by posting truths at random intervals. He refuses to post the truth all the time though as that would be far less fun than making people wonder which things are true and which are lies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted August 11, 2015 Author Share Posted August 11, 2015 lady B is both ivanna trump AND squirrel nutkin. don't ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night'sQueen Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Lady B is a proponent of absolute truth and is seeking a grant from Focus on the Family to build a time machine so she can try to change Nietzsche's mind about a few things. She also has a secret agenda of trying to convince Nietzsche that his moustache will not stand the test of time. CB is heavily into squirrel nutkin cosplay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 N'sQ has wet dreams about people cosplaying squirrels. The reason her dreams are wet isn't because she finds it erotic at all, but because she drools all over herself thinking about all those nuts. On second thoughts, she might find it erotic after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Baltan cries him/herself to sleep because their zebra costume wasn't as popular as the people with squirrel costumes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King in Black Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Minstral hates KFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted August 12, 2015 Author Share Posted August 12, 2015 KIB is a mastodon. also, he's been blackmailing GRRM. how could he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Count Balerion kidnapped GRRM, tied him to a chair, and forced him to watch Birdemic 200 times. All the while dressed in a lime green lab coat and glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Westerosi Batgirl offered to set GRRM free if he'd tell her how the series ends. Sadly, he refused and remains tied up at CB's house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Lady B is the chair that supports grrm while he's the Count's guest. She brags about being his stronger supporter, and likes calling herself the iron blizz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Baltan's name is an anagram for AtlanB. That's because he's from Atlantis, and when the original Atlantis was destroyed the Atlantians who survived created a new city called Atlantis B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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