astarkchoice Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 (edited) Given the recent trend of the crappy threads lets discuss how evil hodor is I mean if ayra and the starks are now pure evil then why not Edited April 1 by astarkchoice EggBlue 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craving Peaches Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 I always knew that man was trouble from the moment he opened his mouth. Given he associates with the St*rks it is only to be expected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanF Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Not to mention Shireen, Tommen, and Myrcella. All of them, complete scum. EggBlue 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astarkchoice Posted April 1 Author Share Posted April 1 Or doloriois edd....true master of the others Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongRider Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 (edited) Repeat after me: Hodor is not evil! He's just angry and getting ready to blow his top. Why? That damn crippled kid! He treats Hodor like a mule by making him carry the fool to the cave all the way from Winterfell without even a thank you. Then he gets inside his mind to use his body and Hodor hides his mind because, gods damn it, it hurts and is also terrifying! Because of all this running around with Bran on the brain, he misses meals and dog gone it, he's hungry. Plus, and this is the kicker, the crippled kid keeps Hodor away from the pretty young maiden with the net. Hodor's not evil, he's just really, really pissed! Edited April 1 by LongRider EggBlue 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craving Peaches Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 3 minutes ago, LongRider said: That damn crippled kid! Don't forget he's a St*rk. The greatest sin. EggBlue and LongRider 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongRider Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 3 minutes ago, Craving Peaches said: Don't forget he's a St*rk. The greatest sin. Oh yeah, I forgot that part. And, the crippled kid is a St*rk! Craving Peaches 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Stonehearts Simp Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 I knew there was a reason why Hodor didn’t like Bran in his head! It’s so Bran can’t learn his evil secrets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EggBlue Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 How else can we scream that we are bored and need a new book?!:/ not coffee table books, picture books, calendrers, asoiaf encyclopedia, and not the 100th edition of Targaryen history! But winds of winter! That would keep us from EVIL threads LongRider 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Princling Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 (edited) Hodor is the accomplice of the Others and evil. He is a part of Bran's party who will betray humanity and let Others through the Wall. Bran is going to the dark side and Hodor is helping him. Once he reunites with Jon (who is a traitor to the watch and ruined it) and Arya (who is an evil psychopath killer that needs to be locked up forever), Bran will lead an army of Others upon Hodor's shoulders together with his siblings. The hospitable Freys and friendly Boltons will hold the line of life and humanity until Daenerys arrives with her dragons. She, accompanied by totally peaceful Dothraki, Barriston, Tyrion and others, will defeat them and create a new Empire of Dawn, becoming the true, perfect magical dragon queen. How do I know this? Well, I cannot present any actual evidence, but you have to trust me. I am actually a mind reader and have read George's mind. Insert any other argument made by Dany cult members and their potential (alt) accounts. PS: In case anyone actually takes this seriously, I feel the need to clarify that I am being sarcastic. Edited April 1 by Raven Princling Craving Peaches and LongRider 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongRider Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 27 minutes ago, Raven Princling said: I feel the need to clarify that I am being sarcastic. Not sarcastic enough, I believe every word! Raven Princling 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZ Bloodraven Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 Hodor drinks water. Arya Stark drinks water. Hodor is Arya Stark (and we all know how evil she is). LongRider 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loose Bolt Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Höðr Or Hodor is actually Great Other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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