The Wolf Maid Posted June 20, 2007 Author Share Posted June 20, 2007 I think I want to know more about this Celebrian... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 can't. stop. staring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted June 21, 2007 Author Share Posted June 21, 2007 At what, X-ray? The horrible prose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted June 21, 2007 Author Share Posted June 21, 2007 kay. You asked for it. Here is Celebrian, one of the WORST LotR porn ever. Hard to find, too. Excerpts: While rubbing her nipple between thumb and forefinger, she brushed her hair behind her ears with the other. The hall seemed dark to her except for the king on his throne. Idly her gaze traveled over his yellow eyes above the pig nose and tusk, no longer noticing the bold lear. It moved down his bare, hairy chest and fixed on his great cock. His great, long magnificent cock, so unlike the small, smooth one of her husband. Her hand moved from her hair to her clit. She slowly rubbed both nipple and clitoris, feeling the wetness in her pussy and smelling her scent. All the while she stared at the cock in front of her. Her vision shrank further so that all she could see was that great, gray shaft and smooth head. Somewhere in the hair from which it sprouted, she knew there must be a pair of balls. Would they match the size of the foot-long rod before her, she casually wondered? She worked her nipple and clit. Dull pleasure rolled in waves across her body. It had been a millennia since she last played this way with herself. Perhaps it had been too long because she could not bring herself to climax. A pout graced her small mouth at the frustrated desire. Unnoticed by Celebrian, the king stared at his elf-bitch in high heat. His balls ached for release, more clear drops dripped on the floor. "These elf-whores just need a little push to awaken," he said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humble Asskicker Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I'm sorry guys, but this is pitiful. Try reading anything by De Sade. I would quote some of his stuff, but whereas the passages here are at least somewhat amusing in their child-like effort to be obscene, the Marquis' work approaches genuinely disturbing. Read 120 Days of Sodom and nothing will ever come close to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KazigluBey Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I remember a transexual kid at my old college used to show everyone comic books he had made dealing with his life as a transexual. Bleh, between him/her and the furries it's a wonder I still have my sanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactus Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Ah, my secret life. It comes up quite often in dealing with victorain sexuality/repression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted June 21, 2007 Author Share Posted June 21, 2007 Yeah. I've seen a few of those Victorian 'romances' and they're all godawful so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dycedarg Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 The ones with purple prose up to here? *Makes gesture somewhere around neck level* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazydog7 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I was going to post something but all I can say is WOW!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Time for Wolves Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Oh my God Wolf Maid. I think I just swore off sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLU Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Ah! Bad Harry potter slash? I think I can find that...here it is! However, because of the constant rocking of the table, which was not designed for sexual encounters, rocked too far and tipped over. Draco and Harry slid off of it thankfully not injuring themselves and Draco's erection slipped out of him. But once the two were standing again their arms wrapped around one another and Harry let his fingers glide over Draco's muscular back and over his rear, causing the blond to groan deeply. Then suddenly their bodies were moving as they kissed and caressed one another they began heading in another direction. Soon, Harry felt something on the back of his legs and he sprawled backward onto the couch. Draco's erection was dripping pre-cum because he had been close to climax while inside of him, before they had been forced to move to a different location. Myshkin, I do this for amusement. There's a whole LJ community dedicated to this (weepingcock). Imagine the laughter (and of course, the horror) provoked by this stuff. Min, your blog is also featured in that site, the one with the parody of the TG sex scene. They even have a great pic of the chicken that is not a chicken. This disgusts me to no end. Honestly, it just makes me want to vomit. The idea that Harry and Draco would get it on when they are so obviously antagonistic, it's just wrong. The author should be ashamed. I would hope they had the decency to have Harry and Draco under some sort of gay sex spell. That's some pretty sick shit there Wolf Maid. You should be proud. Any Sam/Frodo slashfic out there? You know you want to look for it, give in to your filthy perversion. Checked out the wikipedia page for the Marquis de Sade. Even the wikipage was enough to convince me that the Marquis de Sade's works would easily trump virtually anything on the Internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caligula_K Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 This disgusts me to no end. Honestly, it just makes me want to vomit. The idea that Harry and Draco would get it on when they are so obviously antagonistic, it's just wrong. The author should be ashamed. I would hope they had the decency to have Harry and Draco under some sort of gay sex spell. Thats nothing, man. My friend and I once found a fic where Hermione and Aragog (the giant spider, for those of you who can't remember) get it on. And thats not even getting into the Hagrid/Filch/Dumbledore/Snape gangbangs.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhoenixFlame Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Ooooh, I've seen some of the most disturbing of the disturbing in HP fanfiction. - Harry/Basilisk - Filch/His Cat - Snape/Aunt Petunia - Lucius/Hermoine (Ok, Invictus is disturbingly great, because it's not truly L/H, but other than that *shudder*) Actually, I've seen some horrendous pairings all over fanfic. Ones that are just disturbing for one reason or another. Albedo/Rubedo (Xenosaga) -- One, it's incest, two, Rubedo has the body of a 12-year old. Will/Davey Jones or Jack/Davey Jones (POTC) -- Just no. Especially since most of the time it involves tentacle rape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjen Snow Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 OMG. I can't believe he smeared green phlegm on the temple and the writer compared the Clit to jack in the Box (the giver of salmenila). I thought I knew what squalid meant but nit until I read that passage. It was much much worse than the second one which seemed banal, sticking out really only for being badly written and in poor taste. The first one was perhaps the top shelf distillation of depravity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Warpechowski Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 When teenage girls get horny, they write the darnest things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjen Snow Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 "Mary lay back on the bed and pulled away at the sagging corrugations of her body until she was able to locate her sex" For the record this is as disturbing as the green phlegm smear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactus Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Any Sam/Frodo slashfic out there? Phshw. There is actual biblical slashfic out there. And as mentioned, at least one Tony Blair/Gordon Brown fic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted June 22, 2007 Author Share Posted June 22, 2007 Judas/Jesus or Satan/God, or the ever favorite, David/Jonathan. Come on, people. Post those horrible prose. You know you want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zap Rowsdower Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 OK, I sometimes visit a blog called the Groovy Age of Horror which usually has a lot of entertaining reviews of those campy, silly, and fun pulp novels written during the 60s and 70s. However, within the last couple of weeks the owner of the blog reviewed a series of Italian comic books. Only these comics didn't deal with the usual humdrum subject matter of most comics. No, apparently, at some point in history there was a segment of the Italian consumer society that was interested in seeing comics that deal with things like barbarians eating dead babies, psycho's tormenting naked women with snakes and scorprions, and serial killers with hand fetishes. Not only did the blogger review these comics, but he very thoughtfully included scans of some of the most explicit scenes. I have been traumatized ever since. So traumatized in fact, that I refuse to even post a link. If you want to see it for yourself, then you're going to have do a google search all by your lonesome. Hopefully, no one of these forums will be foolish enough to undertake such a search. If you are even contemplating it, then please, I beg you, in the name of all that is Holy, consider gouging your eyes out with a blunt stick. It would be a lot less horrific. P.S. -Obviously, the aforementioned comics are NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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