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[quote name='Meili' post='1753195' date='Apr 12 2009, 19.40']Never, not once. I pee next to two open stalls usually and when I am next to one I have never, ever glanced down. Not twice, not once. I have seen my share of dicks in boot camp and showers on ships, but not once have I looked at them. I look at the guy while talking and the second we get dressed all memory of their dick is erased.

I am betting OP has the littliest prick and he either looks to find one smaller or looks to see if it is his type.[/quote]
Or as I have mentioned, he is a troll who is also a liar looking for attention.
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[quote name='Jimmm' post='1753211' date='Apr 12 2009, 20.18']Or as I have mentioned, he is a troll who is also a liar looking for attention.[/quote]
Or telling the truth and looking for cock pics? Start PM'ing, boys!
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[quote name='Lord O' Bones' post='1753212' date='Apr 12 2009, 20.20']Or telling the truth and looking for cock pics? Start PM'ing, boys![/quote]
Brady already said he had one up and ready to go, I think he was just waiting for the green light. I have a couple of cock pics I could send if we're just waiting for someone to be first.
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[quote name='jcp54' post='1752215' date='Apr 11 2009, 10.30']1. i'm not a troll. i know my opinions are not the norm but thats just way i rill


2. im'n not really full on gay. i think everyone is a little homosexual and thinks "what if..." but i'm not exclusively interested in guys


3. i don't make it obvious. i am very subtle about looking and most dudes don't even know i was perusing their stuff. if they do catch me they usually just look surprised or disgusted or if i compliment them they act flattered one guy actually laughed and we spent about 10 minutes both admiring his thing. i've been pushed down a few times but thats the worst that has happened. i have pretty good "spidey senses" and know when someone is about to take a swing at me so I run away real fast as I am also pretty quick. only one person has thrown a punch at me but i ducked it and he hit his hand on the wall and started cussing me while a ran away screaming woo hoo woo hoo woo hoo like daffy duck. its an adrenaline rush and part of the reason i like to go "cock looking"[/quote]

Spidey Sense? God help us all. What I wouldn't do for go old fashioned Frosty or Hammer of God thread right about now.

1. Jesus jumping Christ leave bullshit like this on Solotouch.com or someplace where it belongs. If you're so into "cock looking" just get some mild gay porn you cut down on the risk of getting your teeth shattered if you do this at the wrong time. (Unless you're a piss freak and a masochist)

2. Never post how you get your kicks on an open internet forum
I've always laughed at the shydicks who went into the stalls (now I see their point) and

3. yet again Meili proves he has a lot of unresolved anger issues.
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[quote name='Crazydog7' post='1753261' date='Apr 12 2009, 21.17']I've always laughed at the shydicks who went into the stalls (now I see their point)[/quote]
I still don't, and will continue to laugh. As long as the guy doesn't have laser eye beams and isn't burning my dick off, what do I care?
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[quote name='Triskele' post='1753269' date='Apr 13 2009, 00.26']I had avoided this thread until now and it's everything I feared that it might be.[/quote]

I don't think we've reached the bottom yet give it a couple days and it will be a real disaster area.
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[quote name='Meili' post='1753195' date='Apr 12 2009, 19.40']Never, not once. I pee next to two open stalls usually and when I am next to one I have never, ever glanced down. Not twice, not once. I have seen my share of dicks in boot camp and showers on ships, but not once have I looked at them. I look at the guy while talking and the second we get dressed all memory of their dick is erased.

I am betting OP has the littliest prick and he either looks to find one smaller or looks to see if it is his type.[/quote]


all memories of their dick erased? even with that raw, empty yet still wanting feeling in your butthole?

seriously though, you are an angry dude. has anyone ever told you that? this thread is a joke after all. is that not just like totally blatantly obvious?
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The OP is clearly an alt.

Anyone taking this thread seriously has issues. I mean wtf, your cock is not that big a deal. Looking at someone's cock is not that big a deal, if you have to get all OMG I WUD NEVAR EVER LOOK AT ANUTHER DOOD is ridiculous. The world would not end if you accidentally glanced over, the world would not end if you glanced over and it made you suddenly gay.
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[quote name='Kay Fury' post='1753298' date='Apr 12 2009, 23.46']The OP is clearly an alt.

Anyone taking this thread seriously has issues. I mean wtf, your cock is not that big a deal. Looking at someone's cock is not that big a deal, if you have to get all OMG I WUD NEVAR EVER LOOK AT ANUTHER DOOD is ridiculous. The world would not end if you accidentally glanced over, the world would not end if you glanced over and it made you suddenly gay.[/quote]

You're missing the point, Kay.

See, looking at someone's cock without their explicit permission is an offense punishable by physical violence, i.e. punches and stuff. So, if we start with that premise, then it's of course not okay to admit to it, because then it'll mean admitting that one is deserving of being punched in the face.

I wonder, though, what the reaction of these guys will be if we're talking about a unisex bathroom, and the topic is about women wanting a peek at their johns? Will there be such a huge cry of outrage and demand of punching? Will there be the same amount of jock-strap-twisting over invasion of privacy?
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:lol:

Like Triskelion I've been avoiding this thread, but now after reading it all in one sit I'm regretful.

Very entertaining, the OP and the majority of responses.
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[quote name='Meili' post='1753499' date='Apr 13 2009, 13.14']Like you would say something like 'like what you see buddy, let me check out your's...hypocrite. Hey, maybe somethings make you violent, but apparently possible rapists staring at your dick don't. Whatever floats you boat.[/quote]

So, for men who like to check out women's boobs, discreetly or otherwise, are they possible rapists, too?

Just checking.
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[quote name='MercenaryChef' post='1753291' date='Apr 12 2009, 23.39']all memories of their dick erased? even with that raw, empty yet still wanting feeling in your butthole?

seriously though, you are an angry dude. has anyone ever told you that? this thread is a joke after all. is that not just like totally blatantly obvious?[/quote]

Angry dude? of wait, unless you read the whole post where I ASKED AND ASKED the guy to back off and even moved stalls. Yeah the thread is ridiculous. Yeah it is absurd. But if you stare at my dick, in a moment of privacy where all men mind their business, after repeated warnings and moving to different urininals, then what happens, happens. You seem to be like OP. "Hey buddy, I see you looking and comparing, here is my dick now show me yours hardy hardy, what a laugh we just had!...and hive five each other!"

The questions was it cool to look at other people's dicks while they are unaware. Moving, asking, embarressed by the situation, etc. then yeah, A punch or a kick to his exposes balls would be my next action. Mind you, I am not angry when I do it. I feel I am teaching the flasher and a lesson.

Like you would say something like 'like what you see buddy, let me check out your's...hypocrite. Hey, maybe somethings make you violent, but apparently possible rapists staring at your dick don't. Whatever floats you boat.

[quote name='MercenaryChef' post='1753291' date='Apr 12 2009, 23.39']all memories of their dick erased? even with that raw, empty yet still wanting feeling in your butthole?[/quote]
One second your a dick and the next second high and mighty on the violence part. No pun intended on calling uoi a dick and your love of it :drool:
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Did it once, under kind of a special set of circumstances.

I was at rest stop restroom, with about 10 empty urinals in it, when another guy came in, chose the urinal next to me. He then proceeded to, very obviously; look over at my package, smile and wink. Pretty damn uncomfortable moment.

So when I finished, I very obviously looked over at his package, laughed and zipped up.
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[quote name='TerraPrime' post='1753504' date='Apr 13 2009, 11.16']So, for men who like to check out women's boobs, discreetly or otherwise, are they possible rapists, too?

Just checking.[/quote]

No and I assure you that if a woman said she felt "eye raped" by a guy looking at her cleavage there would be a storm of posters saying she was too sensitive and easily victimized. :rolleyes:

Also if a girl seriously punched a guy for looking down her cleavage she would be considered a psycho.
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