Light a wight tonight Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Brandon Stark died in 282 AL.Wylla Manderly was born in 284 AL.Wylla Manderly is a secret elephant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfTheRats Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 What am I if i really like dogs and dogs like me, but I'm cool with cats too? Does this make me part Lannister and Stark? I hate Lannisters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverin Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 The real clue is if she has an affinity for the canine species. Anyone who likes canines or who the canines like is definitely a Stark. It's the Stark paternity test.Does that mean Mel is a Secret Stark?At one time Ghost was all chill with her.And he was with Val an other time. Though we know that the freefolk and the Starks do share some similar blood from long ago. Can it be possible that all of them are Starks?And I guess that prooves my heritage as well, I like dogs, and winter. I think I have the looks too.By the way, what is the proof that you are a Tully? Affinity with trouts? I realy want to see diretrouts now, attacking the krakens. That would be a magnificient battle.Meanwhile, the Tyrells' paternity test is if somebody really likes flowers...Then that must show if he's a real Tyrell, and not those fakes!Do you think the thorne of a rose can hurt a real Tyrell? This is a realy important question. Because if they can pierce through the skin of a real Tyrell, I am not one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Stark Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Brandon Stark died in 282 AL.Wylla Manderly was born in 284 AL.Ossifer Plumm managed, so why not Brandon Stark?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Wolf Smith Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 At this point I think everybody is a secret Targaryen, Stark, or Lannister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogpile Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 The real clue is if she has an affinity for the canine species. Anyone who likes canines or who the canines like is definitely a Stark. It's the Stark paternity test.I suppose there is no use in continuing my denials....I'm a Stark. :wideeyed:At this point I think everybody is a secret Targaryen, Stark, or Lannister.That's hysterical! Pick a team any team, Don't forget team Baratheon...They're pretty well represented on these boards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Hats Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 The real clue is if she has an affinity for the canine species. Anyone who likes canines or who the canines like is definitely a Stark. It's the Stark paternity test.Sandor is a stark...in fact he is Brandon Stark!. Right I am sticking to that now.You heard it here first :cool4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scipio Africanus Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 The real clue is if she has an affinity for the canine species. Anyone who likes canines or who the canines like is definitely a Stark. It's the Stark paternity test.Ramsay Snow is a Stark? OMG mind blown. :stillsick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Hodor Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 i have seen wolves and lions...i might be a stark/lannister hybridRamsay Snow is a Stark? OMG mind blown. :stillsick:Ramsay's dogs like Reek too...Theon is a stark..his wish is fulfilled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shiera Seastar~ Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Is there a secret Bolton lurking around here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Cooterian Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 i have seen wolves and lions...i might be a stark/lannister hybridRamsay's dogs like Reek too...Theon is a stark..his wish is fulfilledOn man this one had me bending over from laughter. The last time I read something this funny on the boards was in a post about what kick-ass name would you name your son. To which the poster replied.....Balerion the Dread.Ok, I know it doesn't sound funny at the time, but you would have had to been there!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Crow Come Over Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Warning: The following OP contains crackpottery, hilarious notions of grandeur, too many lulz, irish cheese, and lots of green hair. Side effects of the OP may include frantic giggling, eye rolling, Targ rage, and bad Darkstar theories.I think Wylla Manderly could be a Secret Stark!!Why is her hair green? Possibly to hide the fact that she has Stark dark hair and to pass it off as her being rebellious. She could very well be a bastard of Brandon Stark's by a Manderly lady. But in order to hide this shame, Wyman took her in and raised her as Manderly. But her lineage is not unknown to Wylla, however. For why else would she so declare for the Starks?They claim that shes blond but who knows.....OR IS SHE?A little attached to the Starks, there, eh sweetie?Shit, there goes my theory of shipping Wylla & Darkstar (DarkWylla). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Red Pope Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Is there a secret Bolton lurking around here?Indications: Pale eyes, likes to wear pink and keeps knives sharp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 This is really crackpot, but I think the Knight of the Laughing Tree might be a secret Stark. First, the KotLT heard the prayers of the crannogmen. There's another Stark who can hear prayers. Second, the KotLT's shield was painted with a laughing tree. Melisandre has a vision where she's trolled by Bloodraven and Bran sitting besides him...laughing. Third, the KotLT doesn't participate in tournies for the glory. Ned didn't care to participate in the tourney held in his honor. It's a bit crackpot, but all of this evidence definitely seems to point to the mystery Knight of the Laughing Tree as a secret Stark. Now, tear this crackpot apart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sworn Shield Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Well those Stark's are complete girls when it comes to tourneys and jousting, that they must wear a disguise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Indications: Pale eyes, likes to wear pink and keeps knives sharp.Thoros might be a secret Bolton candidate. His robes are pink and his knives are 'sharp' via wildfire. Not sure about his eye color. They might have been off and thus he was one of the children Bolton sacrificed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Duty Hodor Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Good question. I have been wondering for a long time about how Benjen ended up at the Wall. It's been noted elsewhere that the Starks are pretty scarce. Other than the NED he was the only male heir still alive when he went. (I think) Either way it's a pretty risky move when the whole society is based on family bloodlines.Benjen doesn't seem like the rapist killer kind of guy. I think he chose to go the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Sansa Stark Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 I, for one, am completely convinced. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 I, for one, am completely convinced. ;)As am i... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Hodor Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun is a Stark bastard1. Brandon loved horses, he could have gone north2. He was ever looking for some action...if Tormund can go for a bear, Brandon could go for a giant3. Brandon was strong, and of old gods. Wun Wun is the same.4. Both Brandon and Wun Wun lack tyrionsque wits5. Brandon stopped at riverrun while marching south...Wun Wun stopped frequently to knocking snow of low hanging limbs6. Both have names ending with N. Maybe Wun Wun is how giants prononuce brandonPS: I am not discrediting the theory...just that i want to have some fun and am a little tired of everyone is of some great house..depending on hair colour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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