The Fat Huntsmen Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 At the RW Manderly - "rose ponderously to his feet, holding a leg of lamb. A quarrel went into his opean mouth, and came out the back of his neck. Ser Wendel crashed forward, knocking the table off it's trestlles."Just like Chris Farly in Tommyboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalfiatach Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 There's the conversation between Tyrion and Cersei where repeatedly, after everything Tyrion says,"She slapped him"Dolorous Edd of course, but one of my favourites of his is "Oh no, he was dead already what from the axe in his head, but it was still pretty lucky, missing those rocks" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOM Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 "I'm not a squirrel." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
With A Trebuchet Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 When Asha thinks that Clayton Suggs' face cries out for an axe between the eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacNobody Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Hodor engaging in any conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stannis the Menace Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 That part where Martin finished The Winds of Winter was hilarious! I almost missed it!hahahah this cracked me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stannis the Menace Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 There's the conversation between Tyrion and Cersei where repeatedly, after everything Tyrion says,"She slapped him"Dolorous Edd of course, but one of my favourites of his is "Oh no, he was dead already what from the axe in his head, but it was still pretty lucky, missing those rocks"Yea pretty much all of Dolorous Edd's comments are hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stannis the Menace Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 "We will defend the wall to the last man!" said Cotter Pyke."Probably me." Said Dolorous Edd, in a resigned voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stannis the Menace Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 "I never win anything," Dolorous Edd complained. "The gods always smiled on Watt, though. When the wildlings knocked him off the Bridge of Skulls, somehow he landed in a nice deep pool of water. How lucky was that, missing all those rocks?""Was it a long fall?" Grenn wanted to know. "Did landing in the pool of water save his life?""No," said Dolorous Edd. "He was dead already, from that axe in his head. Still, it was pretty lucky, missing the rocks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyinblack Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 i didnt catch that on my first read through. i remember nimble dick dying but i didnt think it was rooses men.It was Yellow DickNimble Dick died --Bloody Mummers got him when he was with Brienne and Pod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Winters Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 I think you could fill a whole thread of hilarious moments from Dolorous Edd alone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
With A Trebuchet Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 I think you could fill a whole thread of hilarious moments from Dolorous Edd aloneDefinitely! Literally everything he says is brilliant, to the point where I was constantly thinking "Jon why the hell are you not even vaguely amused by him?!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Winters Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Definitely! Literally everything he says is brilliant, to the point where I was constantly thinking "Jon why the hell are you not even vaguely amused by him?!?"Jon is probably trying to keep himself from laughing every time Edd says something.How did Edd come to join the NW anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Moff Mithrandir Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 I die whenever Pod addresses Brienne as Ser?My lady? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewingedwolf Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 The NFL reference in Wun Wun (a giant, representing the New-York Giants, GRRM's favorite team) dismembering Ser Patrek of King's Mountain whose sigil is a blue star on grey (the emblem of the Dallas Cowboys). I am Cowboys fan but nonetheless funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visen Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 "His elk?" said Bran."His elk?" said Meera."His ravens?" said Jojen."Hodor?" said Hodor.This one is great .. still makes me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Winters Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 This one is great .. still makes me laugh.I think we can all agree Hodor is a natural comedian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewingedwolf Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 I think we can all agree Hodor is a natural comedianHodor is both Azor Ahai and Richard Pryor reborn. It is known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon's Queen Consort Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 "M’lrod," Janos Slynt reminded him. "You’ll address me-""I’ll go, my lord. But you are making a mistake, my lord. You are sending the wrong man, my lord. Just the sight of me is going to anger Mance. My lord would have a better chance of reaching terms if he sent-"That is a gem.Also this one:"My lord." Ser Balon drew himself up. "On my sword, on my honor, on my father's name, I swear . . . I shall not do as you did." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvo Attano Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 There are several moments for me: When Pyp manages to mock Melisandre and complain about the food at the same time - "The night is dark and full of turnips" pretty much every bit of dialogue with Shagga concerning manhoods and goats"Gendry looked fierce in his armour. Hot Pie looked like Hot Pie."At the red wedding, when Smalljon Umber knocked someone out by bludgeoning them with a leg of muttonAny time Irri and Jhiqui have dialogue together, and they always both finish by saying "It is known."Any of the very frequent mentions of Stannis grinding his teeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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