Ser Harras Harlaw Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 When Jaime, Brienne and Cleos go to the inn and there is a boy with a crossbow.The boy looked suspiciously at the coin, and then at Jaime’s manacles.“Why’s this one in irons?”“Killed some crossbowmen,” said JaimeAlso, in Dance, during Stannis' march to Winterfell. All the southerners are dropping like files, but not the clansmen who don't lose anyone except for a mule. And Morgan Liddle seems to think it was stolen by the Flints.Good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommens Cat Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 When Jaime, Brienne and Cleos go to the inn and there is a boy with a crossbow.Also, in Dance, during Stannis' march to Winterfell. All the southerners are dropping like files, but not the clansmen who don't lose anyone except for a mule. And Morgan Liddle seems to think it was stolen by the Flints.Good stuff.great stuff. both had me laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Shadow Cat Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Yeah definitely loved how hardy the northerners were in Dance, haha perfect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotpie4theironthrone Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 When you find out the Bronn defeated Ser Balman in a duelCersei was so incensed at him calling the bastard child tyrion and they were so complacent about their plan to kill him, so i just loved it when i heard that Balman was confident enough to challenge him to a duel and lost, just thought classic Bronn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Moff Mithrandir Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 He had been five years at the Citadel, arriving when he was no more than three-and-ten, yet his neck remained as pink as it had been on the day he first arrived from the westerlands. :lol: If this was high school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommens Cat Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 When you find out the Bronn defeated Ser Balman in a duelCersei was so incensed at him calling the bastard child tyrion and they were so complacent about their plan to kill him, so i just loved it when i heard that Balman was confident enough to challenge him to a duel and lost, just thought classic Bronn!didnt he challenge bronn to a tilt and bronn rammed the horse through the chest? thats good stuff there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Shadow Cat Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 In the Hedge Knight "Not that I ever asked to have my honor redeemed,” said Prince Daeron sourly. “Whoever has it cankeep it, so far as I’m concerned. Still, here we are. For what it’s worth, Ser Duncan, you have little tofear from me. The only thing I like less than horses are swords. Heavy things, and beastly sharp. I’ll domy best to look gallant in the first charge, but after that . . . well, perhaps you could strike me a nice blowto the side of the helm. Make it ring, but not too loud, if you take my meaning. My brothers have mymeasure when it comes to fighting and dancing and thinking and reading books, but none of them is halfmy equal at lying insensible in the mud.” "LOVE :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quoth Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 I always crack up at the Red Viper, just before he champions Tyrion at the trial.Ellaria Sand (seeing Gregor Clegane for the first time): You're going to fight that?!Oberyn Martell: I'm going to kill that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Winters Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 I always crack up at the Red Viper, just before he champions Tyrion at the trial.Ellaria Sand (seeing Gregor Clegane for the first time): You're going to fight that?!Oberyn Martell: I'm going to kill that.Only the Red Viper can look upon Gregor and laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyrhex Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Harma dogshead - Hates dogs, puts thier heads on a pike.Stannis Baratheon - Likes dogs, puts Harma's head on a pike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayc Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 It was in the HBO series, forgot if it was in the books.Before the battle of the blackwater the Hound with his men:"If any of you die with a clean sword I will f**k your corpse"Another I laughed when Jamie and Brienne are taken prison by Hoat:Jamie pleading for Hoat and his men to not rape and kill Brienne: "If you let her live there will be more Sapphires that you could ever imagine"Brienne aftward to Jamie: "Why did you lie"Jamie: "I wanted to here him say Swaphires" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Nomad Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Harma dogshead - Hates dogs, puts thier heads on a pike.Stannis Baratheon - Likes dogs, puts Harma's head on a pike.Haha! I never thought about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Scorpion Knight Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 stumbled upon it on a reread with ADWD:roose forbids everone from talking about the murder of nimble dickramsay boast about what he'll do to the murderer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotpie4theironthrone Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 didnt he challenge bronn to a tilt and bronn rammed the horse through the chest? thats good stuff thereHaha i think so, something like that. I just liked the way they were so complacent and it was just abruptly reported that he challenged Bronn to a duel and is now dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommens Cat Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 stumbled upon it on a reread with ADWD:roose forbids everone from talking about the murder of nimble dickramsay boast about what he'll do to the murdereri didnt catch that on my first read through. i remember nimble dick dying but i didnt think it was rooses men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLE Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Cersei thinking about her new flagship, "Lord Tywin", which "would dip twice as many oars as King Robert's Hammer"I'm sure you can see a dirty joke in there somewhere, that Cersei didn't see.Especially if you remember where Shae died... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Shadow Cat Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 I'm reading te Sworn Sword right now, and literally lol'd at this passage:Dunk and another knight are trying to train some smallfolk how to fight."Having three Wats in the company caused confusion when Bennis was trying to tell them what to do. “We should give them village names, ser,” Egg suggested, “like Ser Arlan of Pennytree, your old master.” That might have worked, only their villages had no names, either. “Well,” said Egg, “we could call them for their crops, ser.” One village sat amongst bean fields, one planted mostly barleycorn, and the third cultivated rows of cabbages, carrots, onions, turnips, and melons. No one wanted to be a Cabbage or a Turnip, so the last lot became the Melons. They ended up with four Barleycorns, two Melons, and two Beans. As the brothers Wat were both Barleycorns, some further distinction was required. When the younger brother made mention of once having fallen down the village well, Bennis dubbed him “Wet Wat,” and that was that. The men were thrilled to have been given “lord’s names,” save for Big Rob, who could not seem to remember whether he was a Bean or a Barleycorn." :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lannistergold Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 As for unintentionally hilarious, there's the Cersei/Jaime sex scene in ASOS. As if the incest wasn't bad enough, Martin just loads on as many gross-out details as possible. I don't think I could have gotten through it if it hadn't been for the peals of laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danelle Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 When Lady Dustin first meets Reek/Theon and she is shocked by his appearance and Roose's reply"He has been with Ramsay. Lady Barbrey, allow me to present the rightful Lord of the Iron Islands, Theon of House Greyjoy."No, he thought, no, don' t say that name, Ramsay will hear you, he'll know, he' ll know, he' ll hurt me.Her mouth pursed. "He is not what I expected.""He is what we have.""What did your bastard do to him?""Removed some skin, I would imagine. A few small parts. Nothing too essential.""Is he mad?""He may be. Does it matter?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Baratheon Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Hodor , stop Hodoring!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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