Andreas Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 The amazing Jon Snow is the amazing solution to every problem in the books, and every other character we have followed is completely tangential to his amazing storyline because he's the amazing song of ice and fire as he's the son of the perfectly amazing Rhaegar and Lyanna.Did I mention he was amazing?(before this turns into a flame war, I'm not complaining about R+L=J, but rather its perceived importance among the general fanbase)Pretty much this yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g.o.d Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Syrio Forell warged into Balerion the cat and now is terrorizing Tommen's kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Red Hand Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 NedbertYeah because any deep, dynamic relationship between 2 guys just has to be a homosexual love affair...naturally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrrhus Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Yeah because any deep, dynamic relationship between 2 guys just has to be a homosexual love affair...naturally.Exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mladen Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Robb is actually Brandon's son. But at this point I think we have to start calling them hypotheses. This one can also be called idiocy...Rhaegar is alive and is ________._________ is a secret Targaryen._________ is my favorite character and as such must be Azor Ahai.Ned knocked up a fisherman's daughter because some third-hand 15-year-old gossip is proof of such thing.And I think it's equally annoying when all of this is applied to Dany. It works both ways.Agree with all of this.And I think you have forgotten 2 most annoying invented facts that works as possible theories for the future:1. Targaryens are fireproof...2. Dragons are indicator of whether someone is Targaryen or not (paternity test for Tyrion, Aegon)It`s cool to see you debating with dozen of people at the same time and winning... It`s like watching Aragon killing the Orcs :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragontamer Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Jon and Daenerys=LFE :love:Jon will warg a dragonSyrio Forel is a FMAshara being Mata Hari's alter ego, acting as a spy during the rebellion, knowing everything, carrying messages and passing on information Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrés Garcia Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Howland Reed is Jojen Reed. He's been aging backwards.Euron Crow's Eye is Daario.Jon's parents aren't Rhaegar and Lyanna.Tyrion is a Targaryen.Eddard lives.Some of these theories are such that if they turned out to be true, then I would be annoyed to the point of burning the books. At least this is true for the last three. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord over Seas Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Well if you go back to the ASOIAF book series forum, you'll see above this topic another called: Was Renly Robert's son? (With some grammar mistakes i saved here)Enough said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nictarion Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Well if you go back to the ASOIAF book series forum, you'll see above this topic another called: Was Renly Robert's son? (With some grammar mistakes i saved here)Enough said.Just saw that, it takes 1st place for worst theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvo Attano Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 I saw a post once that suggested that UnCat is actually UnDacey Mormont. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nite's King Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Varys is the great other. I lost 5 points from my IQ when I read that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peptalk Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Varys is the great other. I lost 5 points from my IQ when I read that.Haha. Would've loved to see that go down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nite's King Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Correction: Varys is working for or with the Great Other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindchap Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Correction: Varys is working for or with the Great Other.With all his connections I could see him at least knowing who it is. :cool4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nite's King Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Syrio, Ned, and Quentyn are still alive. The whole story is Bran's dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turin Turambar Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Eddard Stark is still alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterKing Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Syrio was a Faceless Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
butterbumps! Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 LF is a self-made/ Renaissance man, and a force of good/ human progress.Any theory in which Sansa is horse traded. Extra points for speculations about her virginity.A + J = T, C, and/or J.Ned warged into ___________ and is hanging out beyond the Wall.Mance Rhaegar. Theories that read like an excerpt from "The Many Adventures of Syrio Forel" Theories in which dragons are the solution to every problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horza Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Everyone is a Faceless Man who is being warged into by a secret Targaryen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capon Breath Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 It's not "stupid", I can see some evidence for it, but I would absolutely hate it if Euron = a shapeshifting warlock theory.Though fortunately, I think if he was a warlock, he'd avoid having the obvious features from drinking shade of the evening.Edit: Also Ned waring into Illyn Payne.Yay ! I Claim to be the originator of Pyatt Pree = Euron so i'm very pleased to see it make an appearance hear in the worst theory thread.I second you that this is one of the worst Theorys on the boards - that said it's still 100% true, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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