profilebegone Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 Welcome to the forums!Well not as far as:-Tyrion and Penny are planning on creating a dwarf race in Essos-Ned warged Joff before his deathor-Syrio Forell is Septa LemoreNot only are all of those true, they're all part of Bittersteel-posing-as-Bloodraven's master plan for Blackfyre restoration, aided by Ned the Polywarg. The final crown will be the restoration of Podrick Dayne, since it turns out Ned + Ashara = Darkstar which makes Ned Pod's grandpa, and since Maelys + Queen of Skagos = Ned that ties together the Blackfyre plot and also explains why unGregor will eat the new High Septon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Eater Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID :pimp: I like that.I don't see Pod sitting the IT, but I think he is there to help give us a clue to Brienne's heritage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morienthar Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 Even I saw the parallels but I think the Parallels are there more for Brienne's sake than Pods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
profilebegone Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 Even I saw the parallels but I think the Parallels are there more for Brienne's sake than Pods.Right - Brienne is the hedge knight of ASoIaF, so she needed a squire. :agree: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Mac Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 Podrick is obviously the descendant of the unknown son of Aegon V. If all of Aegon's children truly married for love, then one clearly married a Payne. It all fits.Of course, Podrick will have to fight his cousin Ilyn in single combat to get the throne. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inquisitor Glokta Posted June 29, 2013 Author Share Posted June 29, 2013 I have extended my original thesis:Whenever Pod-rick is asked after his name he starts to stutter, Pod-Eh-rick. Maybe he is just shy or maybe he does it on purpose to hide the Targaryen roots of his name, as he is actually called Podaerick the First of his name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light a wight tonight Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 Pod won't occupy the IT. He will be Dany's consort, however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pootie Tang Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 Pod is going to take the bedchamber road to get ahead. The slut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harihat Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Clearly, Pod is the last Dragon the Targaryens were able to hatch before Robert's rebellion. Luckily, he is a master of disguise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorey Targaryen Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 How will Podrick claim the Iron Throne? As Podrick the Pimp would do..............screw his way to the top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodor's Dragon Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 It's not just the size of him, but the motion of his ocean, and damn....it IS shown cannon, should be book cannon too... http://art.ngfiles.com/images/188000/188298_flamingo1986_book-cannon.png (the word you seek is spelled c-a-n-o-n) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirVardisoftheVale Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Podrick PaynePrince that was Promisedpp=big pp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustavo Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Pod will take the IT in one of 2 ways. The standard Targaryen method of fire and blood. Or, my personal preference, he will take the IT was his member which is bigger and better than Tormunds. I realize the show is not cannon, but Martin has told the writers stuff, so clearly Pod's impressive member is going to have a large role to play in the end game. So the Song of Ice and Fire represents Tormund and Podrick's member? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisdaw Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 KG for Pod I reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Maiden Fair Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Guys, Pod's member is obviously the stone beast breathing shadow fire.Stone: Becomes hard as rock.Beast: It's very large, a "beast" compared to other pants-snakes.Shadow fire: He's a bastard Targaryen, so his offspring would be "shadows" of the family known for fire. Like the Blackfyres. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willofDorne Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Egg: Should I show them my boot, ser?Pod: Should I show them what's in my pants ser? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luddagain Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Hey Forget the shows. Pod is only ten - maybe 11 by now. I know it is a bit Bold and Beautiful but I rather hope Pod is the legitimate heir to Casterly Rock and is in fact the son on Tyrion and Tysha. Tysha was after all a girl of the westerlands and was by her name (she has the Ty beginning) likely to be a distant descendant of a Lannister. Now tried and true practice when a lower class girl was knocked up by the Lord or one of his sons was to marry the girl off to a serving man of some kind - knight in service or serving man, depending on the status of the girl. So a cadet branch of a minor house ie Payne would be about the right social scale for Tysha. Pod is just about the right age. Tyrion was about 7 when Harrenhall was held and nine when the rebellion finished. He met Tysha at 13 and presumably would have been fourteen when a child was born. So any child would be about 5 years younger than Jon. We met pod aged about 10 when Jon was 15 so the age fits perfectly. Tywin saved him from the noose for some reason and then gave him to Tyrion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willofDorne Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Hey Forget the shows. Pod is only ten - maybe 11 by now. I know it is a bit Bold and Beautiful but I rather hope Pod is the legitimate heir to Casterly Rock and is in fact the son on Tyrion and Tysha. Tysha was after all a girl of the westerlands and was by her name (she has the Ty beginning) likely to be a distant descendant of a Lannister. Now tried and true practice when a lower class girl was knocked up by the Lord or one of his sons was to marry the girl off to a serving man of some kind - knight in service or serving man, depending on the status of the girl. So a cadet branch of a minor house ie Payne would be about the right social scale for Tysha. Pod is just about the right age. Tyrion was about 7 when Harrenhall was held and nine when the rebellion finished. He met Tysha at 13 and presumably would have been fourteen when a child was born. So any child would be about 5 years younger than Jon. We met pod aged about 10 when Jon was 15 so the age fits perfectly. Tywin saved him from the noose for some reason and then gave him to Tyrion. So... the Prince that was Packing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForgottenKnight Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 I'm convinced. All other theories are invalid now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Fevre Dream Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 http://art.ngfiles.com/images/188000/188298_flamingo1986_book-cannon.png (the word you seek is spelled c-a-n-o-n) Oh shoot me, I made a spelling error more than a year ago. Please, don't do it with a cannon, though. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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