Nictarion Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Cause Drogo was a rocket scientist, amirite?Yeah, it seems some people think Vic is the only character in the story that isn't very smart *cough Ned cough*. Vic makes up for it with brute strength, and his knowledge of the sea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanF Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Yeah, it seems some people think Vic is the only character in the story that isn't very smart *cough Ned cough*. Vic makes up for it with brute strength, and his knowledge of the sea. Not to mention his skill as a lover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Not to mention his skill as a lover.And you can be sure he'd be faithful to her from the way he talks about her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanF Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 And you can be sure he'd be faithful to her from the way he talks about her. Yes, I think he's a constant heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groat Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Not to mention his skill as a lover.Even Jon Snow and his "lord's kiss" has nothing on the sex god that is Vic, or as I like to call him, Viccy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victarion Chainbreaker Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 It surprises me that nobody has mentioned that Victarion and Tyrion's eyes will meet across a crowded battlefield and it will be as though a thousand flowers bloomed in their arid souls. Clear those are the two who are destined to be together :love:Holy sh*t I hope this happens! Jorah has been a poor substitute for Bronn, and it'll be comedic gold if the two funniest POVs in ADWD team up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Yes, I think he's a constant heart.Yep. Victarion is a great romantic. ...he may've drowned a dozen or so male prostitutes because he didn't like their smell, but he's a great romantic.The slavers of Yunkai had trained them in the way of the seven sighs, but that was not why Victarion wanted them. His dusky woman was enough to satisfy his appetites until he could reach Meereen and claim his queen. No man had need of candles when the sun awaited him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhaegarsjoy Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Yeah, it seems some people think Vic is the only character in the story that isn't very smart *cough Ned cough*. Vic makes up for it with brute strength, and his knowledge of the sea.There's different types of smart, Victarion isn't quite there. Not to mention his skill as a lover.Yeah that's why his own wife would rather fuck his brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cersei of the Kingsguard Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 I agree with your thoughts, and though I don't like Dany marrying Victarion (she deserves better), the last part made me LOL. Fingers crossed.i rly hate Dany so for me she deserves marring Jorah and run away to bear island with him and stay thereas for your post vic + dany = eternal lovewell i simply dont see it happen vic is a brute without a brain he wouldn't be able to talk her into anythingand he wouldnt be able to present the advantages he brings to hereven jorah has more charm then vic and he's been after dany now for yearsedit : just noticed i wrote his instead of he's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Duke Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 i rly hate Dany so for me she deserves marring Jorah and run away to bear island with him and stay thereas for your post vic + dany = eternal love well i simply dont see it happen vic is a brute without a brain he wouldn't be able to talk her into anythingand he wouldnt be able to present the advantages he brings to hereven jorah has more charm then vic and his been after dany now for years It all comes down to the sexy. Jorah and Quinten, no sexy = no lovin. Not a good sign for Vic with his smoking burnt hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Monkey Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 There's different types of smart, Victarion isn't quite there.Yeah that's why his own wife would rather fuck his brother.I have to admit, I'm not sure where this, "Victarion is a great lover" thing is coming from. Is there any reason to think that women even find him attractive in general? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cersei of the Kingsguard Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 It all comes down to the sexy. Jorah and Quinten, no sexy = no lovin. Not a good sign for Vic with his smoking burnt hand.yea Dany and Sansa have this in common but then again we all do we just dont wanna admit it they are at this age 13-18 where all u care bout is looks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sullen Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 I have to admit, I'm not sure where this, "Victarion is a great lover" thing is coming from.The man is a poet, and has the most romantic thoughts about Dany."Wait for me, Daenerys, I sail on winds of song." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The friendly Wight Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 One big difference. Quentyn Martell wasn't Victarion Greyjoy. Victarion's so much man that Daenerys's clothes will instantly fly off of her once he enters the room and he'll nail her on top of a mountain of Yunkish bodies while he's wailing on an electric guitar.Epic! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Monkey Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 The man is a poet, and has the most romantic thoughts about Dany."Wait for me, Daenerys, I sail on winds of song." So does the noble Hizdahr, but that doesn't translate to sexy.One big difference. Quentyn Martell wasn't Victarion Greyjoy. Victarion's so much man that Daenerys's clothes will instantly fly off of her once he enters the room and he'll nail her on top of a mountain of Yunkish bodies while he's wailing on an electric guitar.OK, I am now convinced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildBlood Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Drogon is gonna burn himMy thoughts exactly. I am sure he will presume to much and be charred. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeve of Wizard Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Dany has a thing for Bad Boys When Drogon trys to light him up like Rhaegel does the Martell Kid and the Red God protects his ass from going up in smoke Dany will be on him like a hobo on a ham sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhaegarsjoy Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Dany has a thing for Bad Boys When Drogon trys to light him up like Rhaegel does the Martell Kid and the Red God protects his ass from going up in smoke Dany will be on him like a hobo on a ham sandwich. Dany has a thing for bad boys (even that's a stretch) not sad, middle aged, dim witted men. I think he'll charge in like an ediot all brawn and be like "me man you belong to me now salt wife" and Dany would be like "dracarys, now we have ships to sail to westeros without putting up with this fool for months on end." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
profilebegone Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Look unless Dany goes full metal evil to the point where she's like "Westeros will be mine or it will not be" I imagine the minute she gets a measure of Victarion Greyjoy she'll decide his most noble calling is dragon Lunchables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sullen Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 So does the noble Hizdahr, but that doesn't translate to sexy.>implying noble Hizdahr is anywhere near the lyrical genius Victarion is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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