l3ol3o Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Cersei remilitarizing the Faith and thinking how smart she is for doing so.Lol yes. Cersei was thinking that even Tywin would be jealous of her then. What a foolish move. Pretty much all of Cersei's brilliant moves made me cringe because you could see how everything was going to come back and bite her in the ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Baelish Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Lol yes. Cersei was thinking that even Tywin would be jealous of her then. What a foolish move. Pretty much all of Cersei's brilliant moves made me cringe because you could see how everything was going to come back and bite her in the ass.Perfect time to bring up this quote, which is so cringeworthy it's hilarious.She wanted to see if it would be as easy with a woman as it had always been with Robert. Ten thousand of your children perished in my palm, Your Grace, she thought, slipping a third finger into Myr. Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all those pale sticky princes. You claimed your rights, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMysteriousOne Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 And I mean cringe worthy with a specific meaning; just state stuff in the series that makes you cringe with annoyance. For example when that cowardly piece of psychotic crap Joffrey brags about how he is going to kill his enemies, makes you wanna grab him and dump him in acid. That sort of annoyance.Mine is Dany's almost attempt at learning something about Westeros. I mean it was likeDany: Ser BarristanSer Barristan: ?Dany: tell me about my father plzSer Barristan: okDany: the whole storySer Barristan: he was a goodDany: Good tell me moreSee Barristan: but sometimes he cold be very cruel andDany: Ser Barristan stop I don't wanna hear itSer Barristan: okThat's really not how it went. You're making it seem as if she didn't care to hear about Westeros, she said that she wasn't ready to hear the information and that she would be ready eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no_payne_no_gain Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 It bothered me that Arianne Martell used Ser Arys' attraction to scheme.Joffrey telling Sansa that he'll give her Robb's head. Right after he made her look at Ned's head.Dany putting the Starks and the Lannisters into the same category."Where do whores go?"Cersei thinking that she was Tywin with tits.Bran warging Hodor.Bran potentially eating the Reeds? that was freaky.That's really not how it went. You're making it seem as if she didn't care to hear about Westeros, she said that she wasn't ready to hear the information and that she would be ready eventually.That's like me and math tests: I really wanted to pass them, but when I started to take them, I realized that I didn't know anything. I failed that math test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltigar Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Penny's existence.Anytime Dany moons over Daario. "oh dear, Daario is coming! Should I wear my beautiful Qartheen dress that exposes my breast so he can express his excitement at seeing it by obscenely rubbing the hilt of his dagger and arakh? I do so love the way his gold tooth winks at me in the light. Oh, my dear Daario. You must go away! No, come back! No, I shall give you as a hostage lest I be tempted more by your blue three pronged beard. Wait..is that the glint of a gold tooth I see on the horizon? Is that my Daario? Oh Daario, my captain!"UGH. Daario and Penny. The worst characters in the entire series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nest Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 The night is dark and full of terrors.I cringe every time someone says this. Grown-ups shouldn't be afraid of the dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daena the Defiant Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Anytime Dany moons over Daario. "oh dear, Daario is coming! Should I wear my beautiful Qartheen dress that exposes my breast so he can express his excitement at seeing it by obscenely rubbing the hilt of his dagger and arakh? I do so love the way his gold tooth winks at me in the light. Oh, my dear Daario. You must go away! No, come back! No, I shall give you as a hostage lest I be tempted more by your blue three pronged beard. Wait..is that the glint of a gold tooth I see on the horizon? Is that my Daario? Oh Daario, my captain!"UGH. J'adore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daena the Defiant Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 I cringe every time someone says this. Grown-ups shouldn't be afraid of the dark. I dunno, you'd be afraid if the night bore with it shadow-ninja assassins that emerge from a sorceress' vajajay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltigar Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 I'm surprised that nobody has brought up "Fat Pink Mast" yet :ph34r: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Baelish Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 I'm surprised that nobody has brought up "Fat Pink Mast" yet :ph34r:This, and "HER CUNT BECAME THE WORLD" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daena the Defiant Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 -- edit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaramyrSixchins Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 GoT, when Jon has a chance to burn Thorne w the entire NW, & Tyrion, one of the drollest guys in the series looking on....and he says "I'd like to see Ghost juggle."Kinda lame, Jon. I'd give ya a do-over if I could, buddy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood of the dragoon Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 I'm surprised that nobody has brought up "Fat Pink Mast" yet :ph34r:I was actually pretty abused by Sam's drunken internal monologue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Dayne's Honor Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 -Anything Reek-Cersei eating little Roberts :shocked:- Ramsays bitches-Rorge or whoevere ate a woman's fetus straight from her belly :ack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victarion Chainbreaker Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Doran Martell spending all day staring at naked children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no_payne_no_gain Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Doran Martell spending all day staring at naked children.I have no words. :stillsick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breastplate Stretcha Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 I think the story of Ramsey's conception was the only time I've actually cringed while reading the books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Doran Martell spending all day staring at naked children.You didn't read that thoroughly, did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingMaekarWasHere Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Mmmmm where do I start? How about Shagwell in general, Biter, Patchface, the Mountain, Polliver, Varys, sometimes all the Greyjoy brothers except Damphair, sometimes Littlefinger, Joffrey's (worm lips) as described by Sansa, and finally for now, the Kindly Man and the House of Black and White priests. Yep all of those characters deserve a cringe I think. Not the Boltons so much cause they have Other blood, so they aren't fully human, so they actually have an excuse for being strange. And I see Cersei as being more misguided and paranoid than anything, so I don't cringe about her or fear her, if anything I feel sorry for her and her life, the tragedy of it all and how she embraces it and being bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Knight of Grey Garden Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Anytime Janos Slynt talks.this Also, alot of Daenarys little princess attitude.Rhaegar Frey and Jared Frey, their end was pretty nice though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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