Le Cygne Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 He named the tower. Ned says soRhaegar had me at "Tower of Joy".Lyanna: "Blerbalflarg!"Rhaegar: "...?"Lyanna: "Dammit."Yep, she was a goner. He reduced CERSEI to a weeping puddle. She wanted to heal his wounds with her lurve! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nami Posted September 19, 2013 Author Share Posted September 19, 2013 This thread was barking from the get-go, mate. :PHeh. Yeaahh...My own personal headcanon is this:Lyanna sees Rhae-man for the first time."...."*Looks over at Robert, whos all "GET ME MORE DRINKS!" all clad in yellow and black*Lyanna: *Looks back to Rhaegar* "....oh well...He does look rather nice. Very gallant and that armor is all sorts of badass. I like badass armor. lol...he totally nuked those Lannister chucklefucks. Har! I wonder if Robert will be able to take this guy."*Looks back at Robert*Robert: "Bdfgdjfd! Oi, Ned! Take a look at the rack on that lady over there! Makes me wish i hadnt been weaned!"Lyanna: "...Oh for fucks sake. I hate my life..."~Some Time Later~Rhaegar: *tunes his harp and clears throat* "This is a song of love and woe..." Robert: "Oh fuck me...i gotta take a piss!"Rhaegar: "....Loo's through there, mate. And dont come back..." Lyanna: "lol..."Ned: "*facepalm* Ugh..."Rhaegar: *Begins singing and harping*Lyanna: "...hmm...he looks smaller without the armor on but...notbad,jpg"Benjen: *yawns*Lyanna: *elbows Benjen* "stop that... Oh...this is a nice song...His hair looks like something hella poetic. Like the summer snows in midday. His eyes are like the blue roses of winter....oh shit...oh fuckness...i have a lady boner..."Benjen: "lolololol"Lyanna: "...*sniff*..."Rhaegar finishes his song.Benjen: "lololol Lyanna is crying! Crying! ahahahahah hey Ned!"Ned: "...??"Rhaegar: *looks over there*Lyanna: "Oh fuck. Lady boner exposed! Dammit Benjen!!" *dumps wine on his head*Benjen: "noooo...."Rhaegar: "....heh..."Lyanna: "Oh my fuck he laughed...ok Lyanna, keep it together. Phew..ok..just smile and nod and try to say something polite like 'Oh my lord, what a lovely song.' yeha yeah...that should work..."Lyanna: "Blerbalflarg!"Rhaegar: "...?"Lyanna: "Dammit.":lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nami Posted September 19, 2013 Author Share Posted September 19, 2013 Rhaegar had me at "Tower of Joy".I wonder what he meant with that...it's kinda cheesy really. Lyanna must have been really in love if she didn't get embarrassed when he told her that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Cygne Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 I wonder what he meant with that...it's kinda cheesy really. Lyanna must have been really in love if she didn't get embarrassed when he told her thatI know, I can't imagine what he might have been thinking. GRRM likey the phallic symbols. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Ro Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 I knew you meant madness in a good way. I was trying to give the madness legitimacy.Oooooh, I see I see. Damn this thread has me fumbling around like a jackass. I keep messing up. I will try to do better next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father of Hosts Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 I know, I can't imagine what he might have been thinking.GRRM likey the phallic symbols.Sounds like a classic case of over compensation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nami Posted September 19, 2013 Author Share Posted September 19, 2013 Sounds like a classic case of over compensation...It was not him who had the huge ass hammer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father of Hosts Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 It was not him who had the huge ass hammerHe had the giant tower... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Cygne Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 of joy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florina Laufeyson Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 He had the giant tower...of joyHar!! I wonder if that has some connection to Tormund's member. Ohhh i can see my pot get a crack in it!! Rhaegar was communing with wildlings!Ok...ill stop.Since Rhae-man didnt have to tote his Tower of Joy around with him, i wonder if that means he wasnt compensating as much as making a true statement. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Ro Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 A hammer is a tool of war used in real life to apply blunt force pressure to plate armor. It is a very elegant and intelligent solution to the question of plate armor. Nothing overcompansatey about it brahs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florina Laufeyson Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Nope.avi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhymes with Weak Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Duuuuuude. Dont go there, brah.I got no social tact brah, I'm sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florina Laufeyson Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 I got no social tact brah, I'm sorry.*backs away slowly* Lets just pretend that post didnt happen....ero, a warhammer is for smashing the hell out of one's opponent's armor and pure blunt force trauma. Not exactly something graceful. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Cygne Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 So is there a picture of this here tower of joy thing anywhere? Maybe that can help us decide what happened between Rhae-man and Lyanna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florina Laufeyson Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 So is there a picture of this here tower of joy thing anywhere? Maybe that can help us decide what happened between Rhae-man and Lyanna.Welp. Heh...Yeahhhh... looks like a lighthouse. *shifty eyes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Cygne Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Welp. Heh...Yeahhhh... looks like a lighthouse. *shifty eyes*Perfect! I would have loved to see the description the artist got. still too Lucius Malfoy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sansa_Stark Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 When did Ned think Rhaegar would have been a good ruler? He just thought Rhaegar didn't whore around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florina Laufeyson Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Perfect! I would have loved to see the description the artist got.still too Lucius Malfoy?Nah. But not a bad pic. (you so edited your post as i was quoting lulz. I had to refresh to get the real thing here.) I love how Rhae-man is all "Crown...Queen of Love and Beauty!"Lyanna: "Dude, wat? Was my lady boner that obvious? Oh hell....shit. its obvious isnt it? I better hide it with my cloak..." Ned: "I...i am not certain i approve of this situation. Hmmm...better look as nonplussed but as stoic as possible. Yeah...lets go with that."Jon Connington Lookin Dude In The Background: "Dat ass."When did Ned think Rhaegar would have been a good ruler? He just thought Rhaegar didn't whore around.Ned didnt really say anything about that. He actually remained as ambivalent about Rhaegar as possible without being all "fucker took my sister." It just seemed to me that he knew something we dont. Hence why he didnt naysay and pondered the brothels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lareine Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Welp. Heh...Yeahhhh... looks like a lighthouse. *shifty eyes*Oh good god! Could these things look any more phallic? They're kind of ridic!Especially this one:http://mrgotland.deviantart.com/art/Tower-of-Joy-A-Song-of-Ice-and-Fire-377528582It looks like Dr. Evil's escape rocket from The Spy Who Shagged Me ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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