Woman of War Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 The Others reborn in the name R'hollor by the heat of Melisandre's belief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoamingRonin Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Cersei's valonqar being anyone's little brother but her own. Dany being considered a villain. Don't even get me started. Rickon is at his grandmother's house on Skagos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sullen Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Theon being sacrificed on the heart tree to bring Jon back. YES. I'm burning my copy of WoW if that happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardhome Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Cersei's valonqar being anyone's little brother but her own. Dany being considered a villain. Don't even get me started. Rickon is at his grandmother's house on Skagos. This is actually plausible, a bigger plot twist is he is somewhere other than Skagos that we have yet to think of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedFishBlackFish Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Ned Stark being alive. Syrio being alive in any capacity (This includes a putative UnSyrio) Hodor is AAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALandMammal Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Robert Strong is actually Robert B.'s body with Ned's head grafted to it.Unless that's so stupid it crossed the line back into awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolves Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Theon being sacrificed on the heart tree to bring Jon back. I hate this theory and it would but the ish out of me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutch Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 One I read the other day about Sansa being AAR and her menstrual cramps being Nissa Nissa/light bringer....just...no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALandMammal Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 After an entire novel that sees Jon and Dany accept their roles of leadership, making grand sacrifices along the way, all the most beloved characters gather against the invading army of Walkers. Jamie winds up as AAR and bravely sacrifices himself to force the battle into a stalemate. Our remaining heroes retreat to Greywater Watch, only to learn their actions have continued the cycle, not ended it. The only way to bring closure is from one born of Fire and Ice. Just then a small man appears. He walks up to Jon. "I am Howland Reed," he says in measured tones. "You must be Jon Snow, Jon Stark, Jon-"Just then The Red Comet, which has sling-shot around their sun and returned somehow unnoticed slams through the atmosphere and bulls-eyes The Watch. All the present characters are vaporized. It's an extinction-level event.There is no book seven. End of series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Stark Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 In the end, Dany and Jon walk hand in hand along the beach and see the Statue of Liberty's crown poking up through the sand. I can practically hear Charlton Heston screaming "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" as Dany and Jon make out... You guys are killing me, by the way. The Tormun'ds member bit....thanks for that. You had me rolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little cup Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 ALL of the old tales are nothing but fairytale bs, whatever truth/knowledge was originally in them has been lost to the passage of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet-N-SourRobin Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Ramsay's Mother is Jon's Mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addam of Hull Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 R + L not equaling J. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet-N-SourRobin Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 R + L not equaling J. ;) But R + L CAN'T equal J. Renly and Loras are both men, pregnancy is impossible :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoamingRonin Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 R + L not equaling J. ;) I'd be pretty pissed if L+R=J and not R+L=J. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addam of Hull Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 But R + L CAN'T equal J. Renly and Loras are both men, pregnancy is impossible :) Ah, it's a pity, but I was actually intimating that it's Robert + Lysa = Jaime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet-N-SourRobin Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Ah, it's a pity, but I was actually intimating that it's Robert + Lysa = Jaime. Jaime and Cersei not actually being twins would be a nominee for best plot twist though. Take it to another thread :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Smallclothes Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Catelyn wakes up in her chamber... and walks outside to find her husband, emerging dripping wet from the hot pools. "Oh my lord husband, I had such a nightmare!" (A rip off from Dallas) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime FTW Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Gatehouse Ami being virgin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay Gimp Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Ned and Eddard Stark turn out to be completely different people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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