Draco_Dracul Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 How could that not be amazing? Because it would blatantly be stealing from St. Elsewhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromisedPrince694 Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Jon kills Arya before killing himself, but then at the last minute you find out Jon actually ran away north of the wall to become a lumberjack. Jon Morgan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat King Robert Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Twilightstar. For he is of the sparkle. This isn't twilight! :bang: :commie: :commie: Twilightstar. For he is of the sparkle. Oh, now I get it.... :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roose The Weddingcrasher Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 If Martin would turn it from fantasy to Sci-Fi and all magical phenomenons (Others, Resurection, Greenseeing...) would somehow get a pseudo-scientific explanation by some Maester. For example Bran and Bloodraven being drugged and not "greenseeing" anything at all :drunk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mother of The Others Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Once the Lightbringer sword is lit up like a Christmas tree, anyone who wants to can impale themselves on it to transform into a fire-breathing dragon. Cersei does it. Tyrion does it. Then Jaime wouldn't want to be left out, would he? Arya. Mr. H'gar. Darkstar. several of the Ironborn, as their sibling rivalry drove them all into dragonhood to continue the finger dance in flight. "Everybody's doing it!" would be overheard from one of the teenagers whose parents try to put their foot down to keep him human. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious Fire Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Tyrion turning out to be Targaryen. I could think of nothing worse than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aceluby Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Jon Morgan? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nymeria Stone Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Bran fighting with/for the OthersTyrion being the valonqarAnother secret targ that isn't Jon showing upJon and Dany being antagonistsArya never meeting any members of her family and dying in the Free Cities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estheros Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Benjen was eaten by a polar bear.izembaro=syrioJon is the night's king rebornTyrion+Dany Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Bran was dreaming the whole time. When he wakes up, Jon tells Bran about his mother Wylla, Robb is happily married to Roslin, everyone is alive, Dany never existed, they're about to celebrate Sansa's wedding to Joff, and all the direwolves turn out to just be big dumb dogs. Hodor looks at Bran and says "Hodor." and dragons are only overgrown fruit flies. joff and sansa's wedding party travel through the countryside around stony sept. this is interspersed w/ 401 pages of dampy's diary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Once the Lightbringer sword is lit up like a Christmas tree, anyone who wants to can impale themselves on it to transform into a fire-breathing dragon. Cersei does it. Tyrion does it. Then Jaime wouldn't want to be left out, would he? Arya. Mr. H'gar. Darkstar. several of the Ironborn, as their sibling rivalry drove them all into dragonhood to continue the finger dance in flight. "Everybody's doing it!" would be overheard from one of the teenagers whose parents try to put their foot down to keep him human. it's HOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complexphoenix Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Robert Strong is actually Robert B.'s body with Ned's head grafted to it.Unless that's so stupid it crossed the line back into awesome. That would be hilarious. The husband she cheated on, championing her innocence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Bran discovers a space ship in the crypts of Winterfell and kills the Others with lasers.Dany's dragons die because they're allergic to snow.Samwell discovers a resurrection spell and all the dead northeners come back to life.The only moment where Starks are reunited is an UnJon/Stoneheart sex scene.Manderly enjoys another pie. Tommen and Myrcella are reported missing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kungsmurfen Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Jon + Dany.. ugh. Any of first two takes the throne. The others die/disappear/are neutralised without getting past the wall. Mel gets a cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandyRobes Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 If Tyrion turns out to be a Targaryen. I know some people think he's Aerys' son but I just think that would be terrible and unnecessary. Tyrion doesn't need to be "one of the dragons" to contribute to the series' endgame. If anyone that DEFINITELY died comes back from the dead (again). Some people think Ned is still alive, for example. No. Just no. If Theon doesn't get brutally fucking slaughtered by the next half-decent character he comes across. He's been alive for way too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BearIslander Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 ASOIAF finished by Brandon Sanderson. Really scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALandMammal Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 The only moment where Starks are reunited is an UnJon/Stoneheart sex scene. Oh, god...so many parts...falling off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florina Laufeyson Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Even if he does it'll be terrible if he does so without making common cause with Sallador Saan first. Want a pirate Team-Up so bad. Oh shit yes!! Damn straight!!! <3 he only moment where Starks are reunited is an UnJon/Stoneheart sex scene. Oh thats disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself. Manderly enjoys another pie. Tommen and Myrcella are reported missing. This is one of those that would be so bad, it would cross back into Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dryhtscipe Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 GRRM turns up at a convention and says, "Meh, sorry, guys. I'm bored of this crap. I'm going to go write for MLP:FIM." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearlthegirl Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 If Lifflefinger wins the game of thrones by taking out everyone's navy with sharks with flipping laser beams attached to their heads and holding Westeros hostage for one billion gold dragons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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