1000th Lord Commander Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Braavosi Lemons is in fact Limes. From Lys. They are only pretending to be braavosi in order to try and get a cheap loan from the Iron Bank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriath Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Experimented on Hippos by giving them tacosDiscovered that a Hippo's farts are where the Pyromancers get wildfire from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Moriath is a black-market hippo dealer and sold 1000th LC all the animals he used in his experiment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braavosi Lemons Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Lady Bliazzardborn is growing expensive designer lamps from a tree in her back yard, she sells the lamps as cheap hippo feed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 BL is expensive hippo feed. Only the best lemons for these hippos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 CB once made friends with Randy Beaman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Minstral once made friends by asking people if his perfectly healthy finger looked infected. Oddly enough, that approach worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braavosi Lemons Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Lady Blizzardborn has never even read A Song of Ice and Fire, but has read enough on this forum to convincingly discuss most related topics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Braavosi Lemons has not read any of the forums, but has read enough of ASOIAF to get by in the Games section. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Lady B is convinced that the Government is covering up the truth about dragons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braavosi Lemons Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Count Balerion is chief executive of a government organization tasked with covering up the truth about dragons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1000th Lord Commander Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Braavosi Lemons, Count Balerion, and Lady Blizzardborn are all actually one person, sitting in a dark room trying to quiet the voices in thier head by playing forum games and waiting for winds of winter to come out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 100th Lord Commander has already opened the new thread of outrageous lies, but he mistook the subforum and posted in Asoiaf General. The lie he posted was that Daenerys was Jon Snow's daughter born after Jon travelled back in time and raped his grandma. The post contained such consistency and coherence compared to the craziness there posted that nobody reported it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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