UFT Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 at some point in the distant past, the god emperor of mankind got teleported to a chaos-affected backwater planet. those who inhabited it decided to call him aegon the conqueror. but over time his powers over others became fable, and the dragons got more hyped up. he did bang two hot women though. eventually he had his fill of trying to improve these people's lives and took the first ship home in secret after faking his own death. then he cast a psychic wave to make them all forget his other powers besides being a dragon rider. or maybe he saw the ice daemons coming and decided to come back one day to finish them off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf of The Wall Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 I am looking at some serious heresy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javelin Catcher Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 I think you are confusing Dune, Star Wars, ET Dragonheart and Rocky Horror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Фейсал Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 i'm not quite sure what any of this means Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javelin Catcher Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Фейсал said: i'm not quite sure what any of this means No one does. Not even the original poster. Weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingMudd Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 I think you're on to something. I also think there are hints throughout the books that he had a midichlorian count that was higher than maester Yoda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archangel Lucifer Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 Aegon the Conqueror never existed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morte Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 Well, the sudden appearance of Leto II would surely solve all current problems of Planetos, making it possible to end the series even in one book! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormking902 Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 K what ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leo of House Cartel Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 @UFT And what did mighty Aegon do all those years in between casting his psy-wave and conquering the Seven Kingdoms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javelin Catcher Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 Qyburn IS Frankenfurter! Making Sir Robert Strong rocky and the missing prisoners are Eddie, starring Cersei and Jamie as Brad and Janet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirArthur Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 6 hours ago, Morte said: Well, the sudden appearance of Leto II would surely solve all current problems of Planetos, making it possible to end the series even in one book! That's what I thought when I read the idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcotron Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 On 10/3/2017 at 2:38 PM, Javelin Catcher said: Qyburn IS Frankenfurter! Making Sir Robert Strong rocky and the missing prisoners are Eddie, starring Cersei and Jamie as Brad and Janet That is a nice theory, but "Damnit, Cersei" doesn't rhyme, so the whole thing doesn't work. Also, castles don't have glass candles, asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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