Ours if the Fury Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 He would have hair. And, I will go crackpot with this, it would have been black. I am beginning to like you!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tetrarch42 Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 He thinks about Stannis so much, he is turning into him in the physical world. You consider this some sort of problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwordInDaDarkness Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Stannis' hair contains the cure to every known and unknown sickness in Westeros. When he emerges victorious in the battle for the dawn, the old gods, the new gods, Rh'llor, the drowned god and the titty monster of the Summer Isles will throw a big hair growing party. All is well!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mother of The Others Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 the firy lovin with Mel would burn his hair off anyway so he'd look the same as he does now. It's so awesome owning a trimmer. you never have to fork over cash to a barber again. I just went from mullet to Stannis in 60 seconds. It was easy. No blood even. And they make barbers get a special license! Ha. A monkey could do it, though not just any monkey. Those adorable capuchins don't look steady handed enough. Anyways, when you shave your pate for Stannis life gets easier (you're always instantly ready to go out the door), colder (exposed scalp), and more people ask you to get a tattoo. Edited to say: Duck Dynasty Chia Pets of the guys' beards! Oh yeah! My shopping is done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRON BANK Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 You consider this some sort of problem? No. Its complete devotion. mind over matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alta1r Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 People still wouldn't like him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 He would have hair. And, I will go crackpot with this, it would have been black. The crackpot part is ok. For the first statement, unless you have "textual evidence" to support it, I'm not with you. :rolleyes: I think he would've had Rainbow colored hair, one color for each kingdom for the rightful King. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninewinter Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 He would have a pale blonde hair because of his Targaryen blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flig Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Personally, I think he would have favored the Tyroshi stylings. Perhaps a long, flowing mane of bright pink hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckthorn Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Stannis is jealous of the Boltons' great head of hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckthorn Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 All Stannis needs is a good wig, just like this guy's: http://socialprofiles.zenfs.com/images/3b59a3654d0ffbfc96472ede6f8020bf_192.jpeg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Lover Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Imagine his emo/scene phase at 14. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
( Bloodraven ) Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Imagine his emo/scene phase at 14.He'd be worse than Jon Snow. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iona Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Stannis is too much of a hair-splitter to ever be anything but bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonstoned Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Surely the question to be asked is 'what if hair had Stannis?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mladen Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 I am beginning to like you!!! And what have I done for not liking me? :) The crackpot part is ok. For the first statement, unless you have "textual evidence" to support it, I'm not with you. :rolleyes: I think he would've had Rainbow colored hair, one color for each kingdom for the rightful King. ;) Don't confuse Renly with Stannis... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 And what have I done for not liking me? :) Don't confuse Renly with Stannis... You never know. Stannis always had a soft spot for Renly in his heart. Renly's rainbow guard can be additionally be him paying a homage to his elder brother. And then there is the whole Stavos thing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mladen Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 You never know. Stannis always had a soft spot for Renly in his heart. Renly's rainbow guard can be additionally be him paying a homage to his elder brother. And then there is the whole Stavos thing.... If Stannis had hair, I doubt there would have been Stavos, Or that Davos would have been Onion Knight. I think that Davos is the Onion knight because of Stannis' baldness, and GRRM used onion symbol to make it happen. I don't know what would have Davos brought if Stannis had hair... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltigar Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 I think he would have draped himself in a sheat, started speaking Ghiscari and crafted his hair into the shape of stag antlers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 I think he would have draped himself in a sheat, started speaking Ghiscari and crafted his hair into the shape of stag antlers. Stannis mo Barthaq, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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