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Brienne and Obara Sand - Imagine these two entering a battlefield together. Damn.



Shireen and Tommen - If Shireen wasn't locked away she and Tommen probably would have been friends. Shame.



Gregor Clegane and Ramsey Snow - This is just the weirdest thing I could think of. Ramsey's sadism mixed with the Mountain's brutality.



Arya and The Smiling Knight - my crazy couple ship.



Lyanna Stark and Arianne Martell - ;-)



Bronn and Penny - You can't tell me Bronn hasn't thought of getting with a dwarf.


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Olenna and Aemon: I kinda wish he was her former Targ flame (though it could have been Prince Duncan, who knows)

Arianne and Theon: In an alternate universe. They would be perfect for each other

Stannis and Asha: She could show him a good time

Arya and Garlan: Hang on, I know she's too young for him and all, but it would be a bit fitting if Arya ended up with someone who's seemingly the perfect image of chivalry but who's also a badass like her

I see what you did there.

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I like the Olenna/Walder pairing. Although they'd probably kill each other. I would love to see these two in a retirement home together, sitting in rockers on a porch and carping at one another.




"I poisoned the king."



"Oh, pooh! I had a whole army's throat slit."



"Yeah, well, at least people want to marry MY granddaughter."



"Yeah, well, your motto sucks!"


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Robboose?

If we're talking about crackships we can actually get behind...Stannis/Asha would be interesting. Imagine them trying to outsnark one another. Asha would dominate the living hell out of Stannis and he'd probably secretly enjoy it.

Jon/Asha appeals to me also - he's clearly attracted to women who could probably kick the shit out of him, and again, imagine all the snarky potential.

Margaery/Sansa - it's tricky to tell what's genuine with Marge but she seemed to have quite a rappor with Sansa. It was played well on the show, I think. And since it's hinted that Margaery isn't averse to sharing her bed with other women, it could have legs, so to speak.

Loras/Oberyn - admittedly inspired by the eyefucking of last episode, but damn. I don't find Loras especially attractive (although when he smiles he's really quite something) but both of them are pretty feisty, so there could well be fireworks.

Shireen/Bran - both sweet, both young, both disfigured/crippled. They both love stories. Plus a Stark/Baratheon marriage can only be for the good, right?

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I'm sure she will weep when Ramsay drops dead at their wedding feast.

Convincingly at that.

Arya and Garlan: Hang on, I know she's too young for him and all, but it would be a bit fitting if Arya ended up with someone who's seemingly the perfect image of chivalry but who's also a badass like her

Yes, that's what the realm needs: a Stark girl being chased after by a married man. What could go wrong ?

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I like the Olenna/Walder pairing. Although they'd probably kill each other. I would love to see these two in a retirement home together, sitting in rockers on a porch and carping at one another.

"I poisoned the king."

"Oh, pooh! I had a whole army's throat slit."

"Yeah, well, at least people want to marry MY granddaughter."

"Yeah, well, your motto sucks!"

Olenna : "Yeah well at least my family has a motto!"

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