The Human Abstract Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 I was unaware that so many put Jojen Paste in the ridiculous category. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyoshi Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Varys is a mermaid.Varys is Rhaegar in disguise.Davos can warg onions (this was a joke I think).Based on HBO, Jon and Meera are twins because they have similar hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baratheon of summerhall Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Roose is a vampire, and CAT STARK was intelligent and politically suavy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Davos can warg onions (this was a joke I think). http://i.imgur.com/EJX48Xa.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kinkslayer Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Excuse me.... what??? You've been warned: http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/106695-why-bran-is-special/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyoshi Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Just to throw my 2cents in the ring: I think Quentyns' death will be a driving force of animosity between Dany and the Martells. I think it was also demonstrate the need for "potent" Valyrian blood in taming dragons or having dragons like a person, like Brown Ben and Dany. So anyone thinking Tyrion will be riding a dragon (forgetting that he needs a special saddle to ride a horse) tries to make him a Targ maybe because of Quentyn's burning. That's just my opinion. I think that may have been one part of Quentyn's purpose because he also has Targ blood through the first Daenerys but it's been diluted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyoshi Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 This has me dead with laughter. I can't even type properly, lazy fingers from laughing: http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/112624-a-theory/. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson98 Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 This has me dead with laughter. I can't even type properly, lazy fingers from laughing: http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/112624-a-theory/. FINALLY! Someone agrees with me! Seven blessings on you Ser :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cade Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 My personal favorite is "sweet = bad" but only when it applies to Daenerys. The defensive mechanisms that inflict Daenerys detractors are by turns fascinating, annoying and even entertaining; sometimes all three. ^liked A number of people seriously argue that Dany is the cloth dragon who will slay her own lie. That and a lot of the heresy stuff have had me mentally face-palming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyoshi Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 FINALLY! Someone agrees with me! Seven blessings on you Ser :) And seven blessings for Brandon Snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeppelincheetah Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 R+L=J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevvy Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 And seven blessings for Brandon Snow.You know; you'll both be eating your words when it's finally revealed by Howland Reed or someone and it cuts off mid sente Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaarioBigalowTyroshiGigolo Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Tyrion is Aerys' bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Shireen has magic powers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormland's Fury Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 I was unaware that so many put Jojen Paste in the ridiculous category. It isn't ridiculous. What is ridiculous however is that Charlton Heston isn't around to expose it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyoshi Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 You know; you'll both be eating your words when it's finally revealed by Howland Reed or someone and it cuts off mid sente LOL. I suppose I'll eat my words again when Howland further reveals Euron to be the Dusky Woman. This is what happens when authors take too long to publish. LOL. Brandon Snow...Bra... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon rhaegar stark Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 LOL. I suppose I'll eat my words again when Howland further reveals Euron to be the Dusky Woman. This is what happens when authors take too long to publish. LOL. Brandon Snow...Bra... oh it was Euron who is actually dusky women ..i thought it was Tywin who warged into her ...LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyoshi Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 oh it was Euron who is actually dusky women ..i thought it was Tywin who warged into her ...LOL The warging theories are usually the funniest. Ned warged Illyn Payne before being beheaded or some faceless man. I don't really know the details but that's the general idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon rhaegar stark Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 The warging theories are usually the funniest. Ned warged Illyn Payne before being beheaded or some faceless man. I don't really know the details but that's the general idea. yes warging and how some people is not who they say they are( darrio is actually benjen ..no he is actually euron ..oh no euron is actually is dusky women) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyoshi Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 yes warging and how some people is not who they say they are( darrio is actually benjen ..no he is actually euron ..oh no euron is actually is dusky women) So long as two people are never seen in the same place at the same time and one of them maybe dies, then it's plausible that the one still living was also the dead one, or the dead one warged the one still living, or maybe the dead one just assumed the identity of a mysterious character whose origins are yet to be explained, or all options ate true at the same time, or maybe a combination of certain options...I'm getting confused just thinking about it. Anyone could be anyone else in the series. Kills me with laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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