KJR the PR of TaFW Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Lady Blizzardborn once eat 500 bowls of red and green jello on a bet. Her aunt is still paying off that debt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 KJR likes to practice acupuncture on real people though he knows absolutely nothing about it."Nothing like learning through trial and error!" KJR says gleefully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 KoA was so struck by the story of Penelope that he's secretly deleting in the night everything George R.R.Martin writes during the day.No one has ever noticed yet because all the material is secured away from anyone.He will stop only when Benjen comes finally home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted January 13, 2015 Author Share Posted January 13, 2015 Kika has had her hand stuck in the cookie jar for the past 5 hours. Nobody ever told her about Vaseline, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morticia Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 HC's girlfriend is a cactus named Lolita. He plans to propose to her, despite her being prickly towards his affections. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Antony Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Morticia lives a double life as a window washer at the super market. She enjoys cleaning products immensely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Mark Antony raises pineapples, but not the way you would expect. He names them and makes little clothes for them, and sings them to sleep at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Lady Blizzardborn kisses banana slugs to numb her lips, then recites potentially scandalous tongue-twisters like " I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Weeping Sore is actually a paper cut, and not even bleeding let alone weeping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Lady Blizzardborn was actually born during a tepid drizzle in April. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Weeping sore got the name because of his sore buttocks that weep whenever his heaving body sits upon them, which is two thirds of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Arya kiddin' drinks directly from from the pump of artificial butter flavoring at the local cinema. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 And what is the harm in that? I'm a growing kid after all. Weeping sore however, is convinced that the government pumps the cleanest water into our toilets, so we keep our privates clean, and thus likes to drink from there. He has some odd ideas about his government. Odder ones about cleaning of the privates in the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Arya kiddin' has developed a troubling obsession with my nether regions...he's been seen staggering drunk in the street shouting "Have I told you about Weeping Sore's buttocks and genitals?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 :lmao: It's hard to top that one, WS. :cheers: Weeping Sore doesn't want anyone to know about his extensive Care Bear collection. Shh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Thanks, LB! ;) Lady Blizzardborn actually performed the voices of Bedtime Bear, Funshine Bear and Love-a-Lot Bear in the 1983 made for TV movie The Care Bears in the Land of No Feelings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Weeping Sore is secretly aroused whenever Dolores Umbridge chastizes a student. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Knight of Ashes wants to sleep with the fishes. Not as a euphemism for being dead, just...have you ever seen the sexy way a mackerel swishes its tail? Rrrrowr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Weeping Sore actually sleeps with fishes which is not an euphemism at all but literally she buys a dozen fishes and puts them under the sheets.No sleeping pills, no music or meditation, she says.There's nothing like sleeping with fishes! she says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share Posted January 14, 2015 Weeping Sore actually sleeps with fishes which is not an euphemism at all but literally she buys a dozen fishes and puts them under the sheets.No sleeping pills, no music or meditation, she says.There's nothing like sleeping with fishes!she says.Sounds like a great way to ward off unwanted attention from a lover or mate . . . Kika keeps her upstairs neighbors awake at night singing John Denver in the shower at the top of her lungs. "ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGHH!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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