Dolorous Gabe Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 HC's last visit to Washington was filled with so much hilarity and high-jinx that he tried to get a comedy remake of the Capra Classic off the ground.It was to be titled 'Mr Chicken Goes To Washington'.Hollywood did not take it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted January 6, 2015 Author Share Posted January 6, 2015 HC's last visit to Washington was filled with so much hilarity and high-jinx that he tried to get a comedy remake of the Capra Classic off the ground.It was to be titled 'Mr Chicken Goes To Washington'.Hollywood did not take it up.and a good thing too. ;) Gabe wanted a part in the remake, till it turned out that he was going to have to wear a chicken suit that covered his face completely. He got so mad he fired his agent for even suggesting him for the part. "The man had no appreciation for my acting talent!" he insisted hotly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 HC, in addition to being a film dreamer-upper, is DG's recently fired agent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Gabe Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Lady Blizzardborn, contrary to popular belief, doesn't just dismiss her growing annoyance with boarders who respond negatively to her theories with characteristic good grace. She in fact bases a character in one of her stories on each detractor, then kills them off in bloody retribution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 DG has been killed off in my novels more times than any other member of the Westeros boards. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Since time immemorial (really) I have been calling Lady Blizzardborn here as Lady Blizzardhorn, for which I feel I must apologize. However, I shall do no such thing until I'm appropriately compensated for my bathroom rubber duck that she took under the pretext of some bathtub party at her home, that apparently involved a honey-badger, a stripper and overlarge servings of omeletted-du-fromage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted January 7, 2015 Author Share Posted January 7, 2015 AK dreams of someday owning a Jaguar automobile with a full sized bathtub in the back. And of course, he imagines himself playing with his rubber ducky in the tub as his chauffeurette drives him around town (with lots and lots of bath bubbles for modesty). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Every so often, HC would release a thousand inflated sex dolls into the air and run in the streets yelling "The Rapture is here! The Rapture is here!!"This never gets old for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morticia Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 KoA and HC meet up every Wednesday in secret to hula dance and slaughter sheep as an offering to AK, who they worship as a god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Starky has made a fortune by selling sheep to HC and KoA for their ritual weekly offering to AK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 "She is like a cat in the dark, and then she is the darkness..." LBb was imagining herself to be, until she tripped on her robe and fell, face planted on the lemon merengue pie she was sneaking out of the kitchen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Gabe Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 KoA likes, on a full moon, to venture out just before midnight. He tells everyone that he loves to go for a walk in the moonlight-drenched atmosphere of the village, but the neighbours are talking. Some rumours claim he turns into a beast and roams the moors in search of prey, others claim he is the legendary werewolf hunter of half forgotten local lore. Either way tales are told of both beast and hunter: a giant hideous furry creature with fangs as big as pickaxes and the bold shadowy night-warrior who hunts it, complete with fedora and weaponry attached to his backpack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Dolores Gabe is responsible for the massive cover-up of government knowledge of UFOs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Knight of Ashes has more shoes than Imelda Marcos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Antony Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Leap bathes in goat milk in order to keep his skin really white and prevent its wrinkling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted January 11, 2015 Author Share Posted January 11, 2015 He doesn't want you to know what he plans to do when he becomes king of the spam. Mark Antony is going to make us all recite Monty Python's "Spam" skit every morning before breakfast when he rules the Spamperial Court. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 HC is a huge dollhouse and miniatures enthusiast--so much so that he's spent a fortune on miniature copies of the ASOIAF books, the books containing the prequel stories, and TWOIAF, all with actual pages and shrunken text. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Lady Blizardhorn likes the taste of silicon chips. Kind of explains why her ideal choice of work is working in a calculator recycle factory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJR the PR of TaFW Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Arya kiddin', though mostly human, does have 2 cyborg fingers and an alien right leg. When asked how he got these peculiar appendages, all he will say is "Man, the 80s were a weird time." I just want to say that I have typed this post using only one hand, as my other is currently trapped under a snuggling cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 KJR claims his hand is trapped under a cat, but in reality that hand IS a snuggling cat. That cat/hand always wants to snuggle. It's a good thing that KJR's other hand is his dominant hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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