Knight of Ashes Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 AK can't wait to get married so he can wear the yoga pants he got last Christmas to his wedding.Yes, I know that was nonsensical, even for the Liars' thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 KoA also eagerly anticipates AK's wedding, so that he can finally wear that seven-legged frog costume he got years ago at a rummage sale and has been saving for a special occasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJR the PR of TaFW Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Lady Blizzardborn often got the easter bunny and the tooth fairy mixed up as a child. Many a night was spent with a tooth embedded in a carrot inside of a cage trap underneath her pillow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 secretly longing to be a rabbit, KJR discovered the trap while trying to steal the carrot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salafi Stannis Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 rocksniffer actually sniffs rocks in an effort to find the rock that has the keys to the lost city of Atlantis, wherein lies his still beating heart, which he promised to give to a tavern wench in lieu of payment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 King Stannis wanted the wench for himself not knowing she wanted my heart with fried onions and gravy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 rocksniffer is actually a large (and very handsome!) German Shepherd Dog who's username comes from his job: checking diamond shipments for hidden drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Lady Blizzardborn's pipes are frozen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted January 20, 2015 Author Share Posted January 20, 2015 KoA wishes he could drive for Uber, but is legally blind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Gabe Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 HC used to be a trainspotter. He now thinks it's all a bit boring and has taken up tramspotting instead and takes out two weeks a year to travel somewhere in the world with a tram system to take notes, create pencil drawings for his scrapbook, ride those lines and watch the trams go by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a free shadow Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Dolorous Gabe clearly deserved to win the last acrophilia game :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 a shadow is waiting for someone to turn off the light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Gabe Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 a shadow has officially won an acrophilia game outright.Ninja'dRocksniffer actually has no true sense of smell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 DG throws an elaborate party each time he wins at Acrophobia or Acrophilia. It's beginning to take a toll on his finances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 LBb blacks out at odd moments and wakes up with blood on her hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted January 20, 2015 Author Share Posted January 20, 2015 KoA's ambition to become a for real vampire was thwarted by his inability to stay awake nights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a free shadow Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Honeyed chicken is using his recipes to turn bees into carnivorous animals and control them :ninja: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 a shadow's ability to blend with the darkness is hampered by severe flatulence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Knight of Ashes became a knight by identifying the sources of random acts of flatulence... :smoking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 rocksniffer helped KoA with that and was thus rewarded with the position of squire of ashes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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