Knight of Ashes Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 HC once considered Foul Fowl as his board name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted January 23, 2015 Author Share Posted January 23, 2015 Inspired by Harold & the Purple Crayon, KoA penned his own version of the story: Maude & the Chartreuse Sharpie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 When Weeping Sore flatulates, his her sores flatulate... Kikajon asked for the horse's hoof in marriage but came to find out it was already married to the falcon, and is furthermore sadly unreceptive to the idea of a plural union. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Weeping Sore posted an outrageous lie about HC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Lady Blizzardborn has been pretending to be a lady to deflect rumors that she runs the largest bordello in the seven kingdoms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Gabe Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 rocksniffer has cultivated an army of ants who think of him as their Queen. He thinks they will help in his plan for world domination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted January 24, 2015 Author Share Posted January 24, 2015 Sodoku is DG's invention. Or so he says. So far his attempts to collect royalties have gotten nowhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 HC wears a buttcup whenever he's online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted January 25, 2015 Author Share Posted January 25, 2015 KoA is bulletproof, whether he's online or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grape Jackanape Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 HC once opened a candle store. To save money, he ordered his merchandise from South America. "Step inside!", he implored a passing Girl Scout troupe. "A Brazilian Wax is the perfect gift for your mothers!" He is still nursing his injuries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted January 25, 2015 Author Share Posted January 25, 2015 "It's so good to see you!!" said the beautiful woman to FVS. Of course, she was hiding a dagger behind her back as she spoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaminsod Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 HC was once arrested for smuggling 120 Hummingbirds in his underwear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted January 25, 2015 Author Share Posted January 25, 2015 HC was once arrested for smuggling 120 Hummingbirds in his underwear. :eek: Sounds painful. TCG was recently spotted canoeing on the Amazon with AK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaminsod Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 HC can typically be found honing his "ninja skills" at his local supermarket, this includes hiding behind heads of lettuce and other such things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted January 25, 2015 Author Share Posted January 25, 2015 HC can typically be found honing his "ninja skills" at his local supermarket, this includes hiding behind heads of lettuce and other such things. Usually, I prefer to hang out in the rafters with the birds. :) On an archaeological dig in Rome some strange messages were found which TCG spent weeks deciphering. To his disappointment they turned out to be dry cleaning receipts for the head of the dig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Honeyed chicken once defended the idea that the earth had long been dominated by super intelligent fowl prior to the evolution of bipedal primates. But unlike the apes, the chickens were afraid to cross the road... :smoking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaminsod Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Rocksniffer used the dog in is avatar as cannon fodder immediately after that picture was taken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 once The God wasn't crippled but he got tired of waiting in line at walt disney world....and one thing led to another... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaminsod Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Rocksniffer was there when it happened, and assisted the person who crippled me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 shockingly, i found the experience to be only slightly less satisfying than the newly Crippled God. He had long desired to be able to board airplanes first... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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