Fez Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Personally, I prefer my mermaids with the lady parts for the bottom and the fish parts for the top so this totally does not apply to me. Great Big Sea has a song for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 So if you decide to eat a meraid, what is your preferred method of eating it? I like it in gumbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarl the climber Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Related topic - Centaur haunch shish kebab: worth the risk? It sounds good but what if the Centaurs and the Mermaids started talking and formed an alliance, that wouldn't be desirable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durckad Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 .Oh wow, that's awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted March 6, 2015 Author Share Posted March 6, 2015 What's next? Hunting down beautiful female centaurs when we run out of venison? Why this female centaur smokescreen, TKS? You know it's the six-pack abs and rippling well-hung horseflesh of the male centaur that's making your mouth water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkhangel Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Deuteronomy 14:9-10 (NIV): Of all the creatures living in the water, you may eat any that has fins and scales. But anything that does not have fins and scales you may not eat; for you it is unclean. So you can totally eat mermaids, as long as they're living in the water and therefore have their tails. What about selkies? Forget hiding it, clearly the most effective way to keep your seal-wife/husband/casual FWB from returning to the sea would be to eat their skin. They have the fins, but no scales. How does the Good Book guide us on eating the hides of our lovers? Related topic - Centaur haunch shish kebab: worth the risk? As a general rule it's probably best to avoid eating anything (anyone) which has the ability to both open doors and stomp your skull into tiny pieces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Killer Snark Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Weeping Sore - I think it's most likely you whose dreaming of male centaurs, and put up this OP as a smokescreen to your own overwleming desires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted March 6, 2015 Author Share Posted March 6, 2015 Guilty! ETA: and by that I mean you are guilty. If we are to have a half-cannibalism and half-beastiality thread such as this, it's important that objectification apply both female and male half-humans to avoid being misogynist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 I totally thought this might have been about a new Vivian St. Black story, but apparently the thread title wasn't meant to be dirty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Surely we can blame someone for being misogynist? Anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 I am under the belief that if you cut the tail it will grow again. It could be the answer to famine in the world.Wouldn't it then be totally ethical? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Killer Snark Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Weeping Sore - I entirely agree, but I don't see what that has to do with deflecting your own interests onto me. You could have simply dropped male centaurs into the discussion and no-one would have batted an eyelid. It was who who specified mermaids in the OP title, not merpeople or mermen. It was I who specified female centaurs in my previous post only because of the mermaid association. The closest analogy to a mermaid would be a female centaur, not a male. And what's misogynistic about being attracted anyway if you're a male to a member of the opposite sex? Surely it would be more objectifying to a mermaid if someone were willing to eat her tail, because then she'd be seen as a foodstuff? You obviously haven't thought your remark at me straight through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Related topic - Centaur haunch shish kebab: worth the risk?Is this the new horsemeat scandal? Someone Findus a phone, I'll alert the news.*bad pun* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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