ElizabethB. Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 When Knight of Ashes thinks of EB he doesn't even need to touch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Inspired by the song, EB hit someone with her best shot. Lucikly, there was a warrant out for the guy's arrest so instead of charges being filed, she was hailed a heroine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 LB is a kind of large lettuce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Perzys Anogar just read the new TWOW excerpt and is disgusted at what Martin wrote about his favorite character, Petyr Littlefinger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grape Jackanape Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 HC invented automated telephone menus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 FVS wrote the bestselling book "1001 Creative Things You Can Do With Your Farts". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grape Jackanape Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 KoA often uses "paying the iron price" as a euphemism for not using coupons. "Paying the gold price? Soft greenlanders!!!" he sneers at shoppers enjoying a .75 discount on salad dressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 FVSc tased himself in the nuts during a rare moment when he felt insecure about his masculinity and wanted to prove something ro his biker gang pals. Noone was more surprised than him when he found out he enjoyed the sensation and has been doing it regularly ever since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King in Black Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 The Knight was first trying to hit it off with Elizabeth B ,and has now turned his attention to Sixchins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 The Teletubby sun was The King's first love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 EB has a soft spot for the Alliance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaminsod Posted April 7, 2015 Author Share Posted April 7, 2015 Lady Blizzardborn was recently filmed enacting a bizarre ritual involving crushed eggs, the bones of a man dead for 150 years, and three hairless dogs. This ritual was supposedly designed to summon a Storm God to destroy her annoying neighbors woodshed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Kaminsod was formerly named Kaminsad.He changed his mood permanently after devoting himself to the cult of the Seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 K *is* one of the Seven. The Crone. May she guide us in the paths of wisdom and teach speech recognition English! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 "Never!!!", cried CB with some heat when his mother tried to get him to take a shower for the first time in three and a half weeks. He has $100 bet on the line that he can make it for a month shower free and not get sacked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 hc eats potpourri for breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King in Black Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Elizabeth B has created an art masterpiece that suspiciously looks like Mona Lisa with a moustache and a pointed beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 "Have you noticed that Mercury is retrograde?" TKIB asked his friend as he swerved to avoid a squirrel and went over an embankment and totaled his Jeep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnar of Skagos Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 "Have you noticed that Mercury is retrograde?" TKIB asked his friend as he swerved to avoid a squirrel and went over an embankment and totaled his Jeep. Honeyed chicken eats his roadkill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Maelys I Blackfyre does not eat his roadkill, but rather sells it to discerning roadside customer's who have a taste for possum, squirrel, deer, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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