Ramsay B. Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Do you think you're above the rules of Fig club? Did I just break the first rule? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted June 22, 2017 Author Share Posted June 22, 2017 Who delivers the consequences of breaking Rule #1? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Gabe Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 What are the consequences? Does the guilty party have to consume 100 figs whilst rocksniffer talks avidly about wasp endosperm secretions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Should the punishment not fit the crime? What does that even mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay B. Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Are you arguing with yourself? How do we break that up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted June 24, 2017 Author Share Posted June 24, 2017 On 2017-6-22 at 9:04 PM, Dolorous Gabe said: Does the guilty party have to consume 100 figs whilst rocksniffer talks avidly about wasp endosperm secretions? Why does your proposed punishment sound like some erotic ritual? Is there more to the Club that we mere fig-eater's mortals are missing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Gabe Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Are punishments not more fun if they can double up as mildly sadomasochistic erotica? Is this not one of the founding principles of our sacred club so devoted to the common fig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Is that what the kids are reading these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 if kids are reading about figs does that violate the first rule of fig club... and if i smear fig all over my body am i really bathing in wasp sperm...or am i simply basting in the juice of life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted June 29, 2017 Author Share Posted June 29, 2017 Oh you old dog... aren't you a dirty boy? Should we flag this thread as mature with all this fig talking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaminsod Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 47 minutes ago, Baltan said: Oh you old dog... aren't you a dirty boy? Should we flag this thread as mature with all this fig talking? In what way does fig discussion warrant a mature rating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Gabe Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Did you miss the memo that figging is the new dogging? (Should this wikipedia link come with a mild warning?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay B. Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Did anyone else have to look up what dogging meant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted June 30, 2017 Author Share Posted June 30, 2017 Is anyone taking notes? Can we include some of these fine ideas to our next gathering? But firstly, can we all make sure to clear up our agendas and inboxes so this kind of events don't go missing, again? ETA: Am I becoming a fig fanatic? Am I taking all this too far? Should I take a break from the Club? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay B. Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 When is the next gathering? Is it even possible to take it too far here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Gabe Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Have I not been pushing the boundaries enough? Can the gathering be in a place with good beer? Should we test what beers pair best with figs? Should we homebrew our own fig craft beer? Have I asked too many questions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 does the craft beer place allow figging and if so shouldn't we pair it with their ginger beer... do some find it odd that all this figging has not been drawing ants to this club picnic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 If 6 million ants stomped all over a keyboard for 6 million years, would they eventually finish writing ASOIAF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted July 20, 2017 Author Share Posted July 20, 2017 Will I be alive by the time the seventh book gets published? Should I care? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 What is the average life expectancy of a female Argentine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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