honeyed chicken Posted October 11, 2018 Author Share Posted October 11, 2018 2 hours ago, Jez Bell said: he likes to say "Werner Herzog" over and over. How did you know?! The nurses down at River Bottom Home are exasperated. Jez has been organizing wheel chair races in the hallways - again! This time at midnight with a shift that's never had to deal with her and her banshee wail, "LOOK OUT B***CHES! HERE I COME!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Chicken sleeps with his stash of love letters from Ted Cruz under his pillow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 KOA invented Ted Cruz, who is actually a cleverly designed android. It's much more successful than his Brett Kavanaugh(R) model, which tends to blow up under stress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted October 11, 2018 Author Share Posted October 11, 2018 Count Balerion idolizes Tormund Giantsbane. His man cave is decorated with Tormund posters, bear rugs, and wildling paraphernalia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 Honeyed chicken has joined the neighborhood watch. He now has a perfectly valid reason to stare out his window wearing night vision goggles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 Jez lives directly across the street from Honeyed Chicken. What HC doesn't know is that she too has a pair of nightvision goggles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted October 13, 2018 Author Share Posted October 13, 2018 Westeros moderators have repeatedly threatened Raisin with expulsion from the Games Forum because of his lies. "They're just not outrageous enough. Too close to the truth." as one mod put it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 Honeyed chicken has a third nipple that can always tell when it rains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 Joy has seen Chicken naked and has been babbling incoherently ever since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Crows Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 Knight of Ashes isn't nearly as mysterious as his profile pic looks. That photo was taken by his mom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 Joey Crows is an old-timey lounge crooner. He has been described to have the face of a god, the voice of an angel, and the body of a mermaid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted October 14, 2018 Author Share Posted October 14, 2018 When Jez read the line, "Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes." in The Godfather, she thought that sounded like fun. She asked her dad if she could sleep with the fishes too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 Honeyed chicken is allergic to water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 Jez once kidnapped Kanye West and kept him in her basement where she conducted mind experiments on him for no particular purpose other than boredom. To her credit, she's very aghast at the results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted October 15, 2018 Author Share Posted October 15, 2018 KoA refuses to play Hedbanz, because it musses his perfect hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Honeyed chicken searched google, bing, yahoo, and about 5 other search engines (seriously, who uses Jeeves anymore) for a total of 109 hours to find his current profile photo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 once Bran asked me to help him sell a used car...little did i know he meant his vehicle de jour - a big bearded man...who happened to be an obamacare preemie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted October 16, 2018 Author Share Posted October 16, 2018 rocksniffer is fond of sipping blueberry daiquiris with a hint of lime, but the fruit must be Maine organic blueberries, pureed just the right amount. The rum he cares less about - that comes from a neighbor's bathtub distillery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 Chicken sincerely believes he'll make a better Wonder Woman than Gal Gadot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted October 17, 2018 Author Share Posted October 17, 2018 16 hours ago, Knight of Ashes said: Chicken sincerely believes he'll make a better Wonder Woman than Gal Gadot. I definitely would . . . in some bizarre, alternate universe! Speaking of bizarre, alternate universes, KoA is the Wick (their word for czar) of a nation called Wack on a world called Pattywack. He's the Wick of Wack, Pattywack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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