Jaxom 1974 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 I think old Dick has a rival - Bibleman! Who also apparently wields the Sword of Truth! Game trailer (needs sound) Website Someone MUST alert TG.net! Stat! And then make popcorn or something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agulla Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 I just finished Vellum last night. Huh. After I was finished I was thinking about the book, and I came the realization that someone, who is braver and more talented than I, really needs to do a SoT/Vellum parody. The beauty of Duncan's prose combined with the mundaneness of Goodkind's plots would rip a hole in the fabric of the universe. Is anyone up to this most vile of tasks? There are already two parodies of Hal Duncan's books at Mindonner's site. All I can say, being the author of one of those, the Ink's parody, is that being cowardly and untalented I could only do my best. Which wasn't much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
From that One Book Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 There are already two parodies of Hal Duncan's books at Mindonner's site. The Vellum parody was exactly what I had in mind. Perfect. All I can say, being the author of one of those, the Ink's parody, is that being cowardly and untalented I could only do my best. Which wasn't much. I didn't read that one, as I didn't want to inadvertently spoil the book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLU Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 ... and I will admit some curiosity as to the taste of breasticles... Corrected that for you Erzulie. Now I'm going back to ignoring you. Nyah-nyah! Male Pubic Yeard: 0===Ç| )~ I've turned my head sideways in both directions and I still don't get it. I think old Dick has a rival - Bibleman! Who also apparently wields the Sword of Truth! Game trailer (needs sound) Website That's a sweet lightsaber he's got. I love how it's a game about the Bible...full of guns, death and mayhem. 'Course, a game actually based on the Bible wouldn't be much fun: Press 'T' to turn the other cheek Press 'F' to forgive your opponent Press 'G' to give away your money to the poor And the Catholic version would come with: Press 'M' to molest an altarboy Sorry Wolf Maid, it's true. Catholics are pedophiles. Now that I know it's a game based on a TV show, I feel even more sorry for residents of the Southern U.S. Not only do you have to deal with more white trash and fundies than the rest of the world, apparently your TV shows suck balls too. Anyone else notice that Bibleman is suspiciously missing a crotch bulge? Someone MUST alert TG.net! Stat! And then make popcorn or something... No. Trolling is bad, and it just gives Mytard an excuse to have one of his spleen-vents where he calls me a girl again. Speaking of which... Mystar - I know you are monitoring the threads. Stay on your board. You won't get a friendly reception here, and you don't have the skills to conduct a civil debate. Bate is to reduce or temper. Manor is a house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muttering Bill Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Mystar - I know you are monitoring the threads. Stay on your board. You won't get a friendly reception here, and you don't have the skills to conduct a civil debate. Mystar's here? Why not invite him to chat? Some of us missed him the first time. After yesterdays lull we could do with a little entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VigoTheCarpathian Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 0===Ç| )~ I've turned my head sideways in both directions and I still don't get it. It's lame ASCII, I know, but here is the gist of it: Glans-> shaft -> testicles with a beard -> ass with ponytail. Oh, and I'm wondering what would happen when the Jesus lightsaber SoT and the O'ist etched-in "Truth" SoT collide? Some sort of small blip where all Christians and Randians disappear from this Earth because of two separate "Truths" coming together and negating each other, a la matter and anti-matter? Oh, I long for Bibleman and Richard to fight: the speeches would be unending, the pomposity of each sides fundamentalism would be vomit-inducing, and hopefully there would be a scene where they put their Truth swords' handles at their crotches with the blades pointing out at a 45 degree angle, and Bibleman says "I see your Schwartz is as big as mine." ETA: for moral clarity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 No. Trolling is bad, and it just gives Mytard an excuse to have one of his spleen-vents where he calls me a girl again. Speaking of which... Mystar - I know you are monitoring the threads. Stay on your board. You won't get a friendly reception here, and you don't have the skills to conduct a civil debate. Bate is to reduce or temper. Manor is a house I do not believe that giving our friends over at the net a simple heads up constitutes trolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diabloblanco18 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Gods. I went to Wendy's for lunch today, and as I drove up I saw a guy walking out. But this was no ordinary guy. He had a yeard. It was a good thing he didn't see me, I think. His raptor-like gaze might have torn my spine from my body and shattered my jaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
From that One Book Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Gods. I went to Wendy's for lunch today, and as I drove up I saw a guy walking out. But this was no ordinary guy. He had a yeard. It was a good thing he didn't see me, I think. His raptor-like gaze might have torn my spine from my body and shattered my jaw. Was he bigger than most men? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLU Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Mystar's here? Why not invite him to chat? Some of us missed him the first time. After yesterdays lull we could do with a little entertainment. Mystar's not entertaining, it's like dropping an aborted baby on the thread. Nothing good comes of it, and it makes everyone sad. It's lame ASCII, I know, but here is the gist of it: Glans-> shaft -> testicles with a beard -> ass with ponytail. I always pictured a pubic yeard going up and down, rather than back and forth. Like, the beard is around the scrotum and balls, and the ponytail going up, like a long-haired treasure-trail. But I suppose that would be weird. As opposed to the conversation I'm having right now. Which is perfectly normal. Were I a pornstar. I do not believe that giving our friends over at the net a simple heads up constitutes trolling. Someone sent me a link where I was mentioned (no, I won't forward it on) and it's just as frustrating and stupid as ever. I would just be wasting my beautiful, elegant prose on a group of people who are the intellectual equivalent of illiterates. Gods. I went to Wendy's for lunch today, and as I drove up I saw a guy walking out. But this was no ordinary guy. He had a yeard. It was a good thing he didn't see me, I think. His raptor-like gaze might have torn my spine from my body and shattered my jaw. Did he have a thing? Did it rise? Was he bigger than most men? OK, that was a reply whose celerity was far beyond your tender years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Just popping in to see if anyone's seen Mme. Fuck you Mme.! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Just popping in to see if anyone's seen Mme. Fuck you Mme.! Weak. You can do better. Fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Weak. You can do better. Fucker. Fuck you too, jax! And the Cubs suck balls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted August 18, 2007 Author Share Posted August 18, 2007 No way, WM. You're a chick. He'd probably try to almost rape you. Then rip out your spine. And then almost rape you. True. The {{fact}} tag puts up a bit of text on the page that says [citation needed] and is basically used when someone thinks an unsourced fact is bullshit. Like the existence of intelligent SoT fans. 'F you ever do decide to edit, my wiki account is User:WLU (type into the search box) and I'd be very happy to help out. Leave me a message on my talk page (User talk:WLU). I love wikipedia. I noticed. Thanks for the offer. Double post because I can't believe how good the [citation needed] turned out. I rule. I've just achieved perfect fusion between my two hobbies. I am Zen, and I can generate electricity. Nice. Looks very sleek. I wondered how you did that. I think old Dick has a rival - Bibleman! Who also apparently wields the Sword of Truth! Game trailer (needs sound) Website OK, I'm a Christian, but still that was, WTH? Sorry Wolf Maid, it's true. Catholics are pedophiles. I'm not Catholic, WLU. I'm a semi-nonpracticing Protestant. My assorted relatives are Catholics, though. (The one you should be saying sorry too is DanteGabriel. ) Erzulie, you rock. I miss that thread of yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLU Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 I'm not Catholic, WLU. I'm a semi-nonpracticing Protestant. My assorted relatives are Catholics, though. Oh, well then, bring on the cannibalism jokes then. God-damn man-eating protestants, eating up all the babies and whatnot. (The one you should be saying sorry too is DanteGabriel. ) Nah, fuck him. Her. It. Them. The lot. Fuck 'em. Bed time. FYI, 10:12 p.m. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted August 18, 2007 Author Share Posted August 18, 2007 Oh, well then, bring on the cannibalism jokes then. God-damn man-eating protestants, eating up all the babies and whatnot. Nah, fuck him. Her. It. Them. The lot. Fuck 'em. Bed time. FYI, 10:12 p.m. Really? It's 10:41 am here. Just came home 7 hours ago after a 7-hour traffic jam. Just so you know, I'm refraining from this over use of the f word . I prefer my jibber-jabber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muttering Bill Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 So has anybody linked Elvis Poultry yet? *Hoping I've brought something new; expecting that I haven't* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted August 18, 2007 Author Share Posted August 18, 2007 So has anybody linked Elvis Poultry yet? *Hoping I've brought something new; expecting that I haven't* ...WTH. Someone alert the Yeard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Really? It's 10:41 am here. Just came home 7 hours ago after a 7-hour traffic jam. Just so you know, I'm refraining from this over use of the f word . I prefer my jibber-jabber. A 7 hour traffic jam? And I thought traffic was bad here in L.A.! As for Elvis Poulty: WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted August 18, 2007 Author Share Posted August 18, 2007 A 7 hour traffic jam? And I thought traffic was bad here in L.A.! As for Elvis Poulty: WTF? Yep. The roads were flooded because we had a typhoon (or hurricane in your parts). We must have some Billy Cash Goats too, I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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