Moosicus Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Okay, I've just about read fucking enough. Can't you fucking fuckers say any fucking thing about Tairy fucking Goodkind without swearing like fucking sailors?? You all sound like a bunch of fucking vulgarians with your fucking language. Don't you have any fucking dignity you assholes?? Can't you just fucking say that Tairy goodkind is a fucking cunt without using such foul language?? What the fuck is wrong with all you fucks?? For fucks sake, it doesn't take much fucking sense to fucking figure out that this is a fucking public fucking message board, and that some fucking people might take some limp-dick fucking offense at the kind of shit that said in this fucking place. You're all fucked up. And quite fucking frankly, I'm proud to be one of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Tell us how you really feel, Moose. Fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Tell us how you really feel, Moose. Fucker. Well, If my wife hadn't gotten too drunk........well, I'd be feelin' somethin'. Anyhoo..... Edit: Prick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Moose, are you back from your mission? Did you manage to shave the Yeard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted August 18, 2007 Author Share Posted August 18, 2007 Mad Moose FTW. Putangina kayong lahat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Moose, are you back from your mission? Did you manage to shave the Yeard? I was at his house, I had my clippers, chlorophorm, and a barbed dildo, but he escaped me. He is quicker and more wiley than I expected. But he won't be so lucky next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted August 18, 2007 Author Share Posted August 18, 2007 That's the spirit, MM! Remember, it took Delilah 3 tries to be successful. Try getting him drunk the next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 That's the spirit, MM! Remember, it took Delilah 3 tries to be successful. Try getting him drunk the next time. I doubt that would work. Tairy drinks bottled water or I don't know shit from custard tarts (thank you Scott Lynch). Tairy needs to be hit over the head and put in a really compromising position with another man. And so long as Tairy is unconscious, I'll bite the bullet and be his "victim", though I'll spend the next year of my life in the shower, scrubbing myself with SOS pads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muttering Bill Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 I can't believe I'm the first to find the comic gold that is Elvis Poultry. I think I'll keep him. Moose, your boobs must not have been big enough. Tairy can detect uncelerious small tits miles away. More padding next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Well, If my wife hadn't gotten too drunk........well, I'd be feelin' somethin'. Anyhoo..... And that's what we call "almost rape", kids! (Mine stayed sober tonight. So ne'er!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted August 18, 2007 Author Share Posted August 18, 2007 Replace the water with vodka, or something. I'll provide the soap for you, MM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 I was at his house, I had my clippers, chlorophorm, and a barbed dildo, but he escaped me. He is quicker and more wiley than I expected. But he won't be so lucky next time. Yes, next time we will send you in in skin tight red leather. He wont be able to resist that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted August 18, 2007 Author Share Posted August 18, 2007 And that's what we call "almost rape", kids! (Mine stayed sober tonight. So ne'er!) Thank you for the mental image, Jaxom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 I think Wolf Maid just offered to soap me down, which sounds like a lot of fun. In regards to my "man-boobs", if that is what it takes to draw tairy out of hiding, then I just don't have what it takes. I could get some fake ones, but I'm not sure if he would buy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 I think Wolf Maid just offered to soap me down, which sounds like a lot of fun. Ah, the finer things in life. We could all be so lucky...or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caligula_K Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 So, at the bookstore, we do something called stripping (which isn't what you'd think it'd be, but I digress). It involves stripping the covers off books that the company no longer wants to due to lack of demand or new promotions, and throwing out/burning/secretly taking the remaining books. I look on the list today, and to my utter dissapointment, my one day off was the day where we got to strip Terry Goodkind books. Fuuuuuuck. Instead today, there was GRRM stripping going on. It broke my heart. I had been so looking forward to destroying Goodkind books... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dycedarg Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 I'll never be happy until Terry dies and no memory of him or the Sword of Truth series remains. My lifelong ambition is to find a way to live forever so I can witness the end of Goodkind and the passing of his books from memory. Then, in a very HHGTTG-esque way, I will dedicate my immortality to tracking down and destroying all copies of SoT and any other media that mentions the name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerec Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Like Goodkind himself, I think you guys have lost the plot. I basically skimmed over the last few pages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speed Racer Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Hey guys, my brother recently shared a tale with all of you about how I met the Yeard at work. His tale was a bad translation. He wrote that Tairy said "I would like a coke, and a large popcorn" The truth is this: He walked, strode rather, and gazed directly into my eyes with his raptor-like stare. "A large coke and large popcorn," He growled it out more than said it. He drew out his Visa Card of Truth and slammed it on the counter. Sorry for any confusion that may have been created. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Hey guys, my brother recently shared a tale with all of you about how I met the Yeard at work. His tale was a bad translation. He wrote that Tairy said "I would like a coke, and a large popcorn" The truth is this: He walked, strode rather, and gazed directly into my eyes with his raptor-like stare. "A large coke and large popcorn," He growled it out more than said it. He drew out his Visa Card of Truth and slammed it on the counter. Sorry for any confusion that may have been created. Holy shit! You've met The Yeard, and lived to tell!!!1!! Did he try to squash you beneath his boot like a centipede? Was there any indication that he might be considering ripping out your spine? Did he kick any children in the face on the way to the theater? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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