The Wolf Maid Posted August 18, 2007 Author Share Posted August 18, 2007 He walked, strode rather, and gazed directly into my eyes with his raptor-like stare. "A large coke and large popcorn," He growled it out more than said it. He drew out his Visa Card of Truth and slammed it on the counter. Sorry for any confusion that may have been created. Now that sound like the Terry we all know and lo -- er, hate. Oh, did a war instantly broke out when he unsheated his Visa Card? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLU Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Now that sound like the Terry we all know and lo -- er, hate. Oh, did a war instantly broke out when he unsheated his Visa Card? Did you read anything about stretching? Then obviously not. Sheesh, fucking cannibalistic Protestants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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word Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Well, If my wife hadn't gotten too drunk........well, I'd be feelin' somethin'. Anyhoo..... Edit: Prick When you say "prick" is that what you meant she would be feeling? Okay, I've just about read fucking enough. Can't you fucking fuckers say any fucking thing about Tairy fucking Goodkind without swearing like fucking sailors?? You all sound like a bunch of fucking vulgarians with your fucking language. Don't you have any fucking dignity you assholes?? Can't you just fucking say that Tairy goodkind is a fucking cunt without using such foul language?? What the fuck is wrong with all you fucks?? For fucks sake, it doesn't take much fucking sense to fucking figure out that this is a fucking public fucking message board, and that some fucking people might take some limp-dick fucking offense at the kind of shit that said in this fucking place. You're all fucked up. And quite fucking frankly, I'm proud to be one of you. Fuck you, you fucking bitch. Did you read anything about stretching? Then obviously not. Sheesh, fucking cannibalistic Protestants. Explain to me again why protestants are cannibals, I think I missed that part. I'm aetheist if it matters to any of you fucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mme Erzulie Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 So has anybody linked Elvis Poultry yet? *Hoping I've brought something new; expecting that I haven't* I'm not even going to tell you what ELVIS is an anagram of. Oh, ok, I will. S'EVIL CHICKEN!!! or EVIL'S CHICKEN!!! How did you miss this? Blind communist collectivists. And Wolf Maid, expect new installments of GK mauling when I get the time. We have a saying in Norwegian, "I've got a chicken to pluck with him". Most evil country in the world? We also have welfare, high taxes, are renowned as peace-loving negotiators and our government gives out ridiculous amounts of money in foreign assistance charity. We're also opposed to the death penalty and we don't condone torture, even performed by the good guys, and we definitely speak foreign jibber-jabber, and encourage weirdo cultural diversity. I challenge you to name a more evil country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted August 18, 2007 Author Share Posted August 18, 2007 And Wolf Maid, expect new installments of GK mauling when I get the time. We have a saying in Norwegian, "I've got a chicken to pluck with him". Most evil country in the world? We also have welfare, high taxes, are renowned as peace-loving negotiators and our government gives out ridiculous amounts of money in foreign assistance charity. We're also opposed to the death penalty and we don't condone torture, even performed by the good guys, and we definitely speak foreign jibber-jabber, and encourage weirdo cultural diversity. I challenge you to name a more evil country. That's great, Erzulie. I will be looking forward to it. Er, Switzerland? Or perhaps The Netherlands (where you can truly be a death chooser, I hear) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muttering Bill Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Like Goodkind himself, I think you guys have lost the plot. I basically skimmed over the last few pages. I don't think we ever had a plot/point. There's been 25 threads of (drunken) ramblings. Fucking Death Chooser! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted August 18, 2007 Author Share Posted August 18, 2007 We're a PWP crowd here, I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLU Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Explain to me again why protestants are cannibals, I think I missed that part. I'm aetheist if it matters to any of you fucks. ~sigh~ If you don't understand, I can't explain it to you. Atheists are just douchebags. Agnosticism is the only pure, true choice. So I have said, so it is done. I'm not even going to tell you what ELVIS is an anagram of. Oh, ok, I will. S'EVIL CHICKEN!!! or EVIL'S CHICKEN!!! That's a stretch Erz, I would only believe it if Richard himself said it. I challenge you to name a more evil country. Excuse me? Canada? So close to the Righteous nation of America, yet still hanging on to socialized medicine and legalized marijuana? Only a truly evil nation could maintain such blatant filth is such proximity to greatness. On a serious note, I've always thought that Canada gets the shaft by being next to 'Merica - we can always say 'look, we're better than the 'U.S.' when really, it's like being smarter than the dumbest kid on the block. Or really, more socialist than the least socialist country in the world. ETA - Wolf Maid's beating me by 9 posts despite my best efforts. Man I hate her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted August 18, 2007 Author Share Posted August 18, 2007 Awww. That's too bad, WLU. Death chooser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VigoTheCarpathian Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 This being the weekend, I know a lot of lemmings are out soaking their brains in alcohol in an attempt to find and kill the part of their brain that knows of the existence of Mr. Yeard, and his various works. Even so, I thought I would let everyone know that the copy of Phantom that attempted to unman me, and successfully destroyed my keyboard, has been returned to the library. I slipped into the first few pages a typed half-page of some of Tairy's classic sayings (ie, "I don't write fantasy", "If you noticed a similarity to WoT then you aren't old enough to read my books", "Bouncing spaghetti", "Good question", several others), and I'm hoping to get into the library to distribute more. Being active Tairy-hatred, and winning over converts is the true mark of a jackal of despair, and (soon) there will be a whole Imperial Order of people not buying SoT books, and mocking Goodkind for the fuckin tool and shit-writing hack that he is. Also: I'm re-reading A Moveable Feast, and at one point, Hemingway describes a man as "having the eyes of an unsuccessful rapist." I was inserting Phantom into the library book-slot, and perfectly understood what Hem was getting at, as eyes identical to his description glowered at me from beneath the most magnificent yeard on the back of the book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLU Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 This being the weekend, I know a lot of lemmings are out soaking their brains in alcohol in an attempt to find and kill the part of their brain that knows of the existence of Mr. Yeard, and his various works. Even so, I thought I would let everyone know that the copy of Phantom that attempted to unman me, and successfully destroyed my keyboard, has been returned to the library. I slipped into the first few pages a typed half-page of some of Tairy's classic sayings (ie, "I don't write fantasy", "If you noticed a similarity to WoT then you aren't old enough to read my books", "Bouncing spaghetti", "Good question", several others), and I'm hoping to get into the library to distribute more. Being active Tairy-hatred, and winning over converts is the true mark of a jackal of despair, and (soon) there will be a whole Imperial Order of people not buying SoT books, and mocking Goodkind for the fuckin tool and shit-writing hack that he is. Also: I'm re-reading A Moveable Feast, and at one point, Hemingway describes a man as "having the eyes of an unsuccessful rapist." I was inserting Phantom into the library book-slot, and perfectly understood what Hem was getting at, as eyes identical to his description glowered at me from beneath the most magnificent yeard on the back of the book. That's awesome Vigo, I do something similar with the SoT library books I read. They are returned heavily annotated, with a lot of 'fuck, fuck, what the fuck' in them. I'm currently reading Splinter of the Mind's Eye by Alan Dean Foster, continuing my struggle through the incredibly bad expanded Star Wars universe. Check out what I just read: Reaching with both arms, the Coway warrior clasped Luke around the shoulders and pulled. Luke thought he'd have to use the saber after all, when the native pushed him away gently. Then it slapped him on one cheek. Luke blinked. The blow had been nearly powerful enough to knock him out. The Coway murmered something, but somehow it didn't sound like a challenge. "Don't just stand there," an aumsed [shota-analogue] instructed him, "hit him back." "What?" Luke was confused and not ashamed to show it. "I thought the fight was over." "It is," she explained. "It's his way of acknowledging that you're stronger. Go on, hit him back." "Well..." Using his right hand, he belted the quiescent Coway hard enough to rattle the native's teeth. Despite Halla's assurances, he braced himself for some sort of violent response. Instead, the native dispalyed a satisfied expression and dropped to his knees before Luke as the crowd howled its approval. After the warrior had moved to one side, a second chief drew close. It spoke solemnly, directing its words toward Luke. "As near as I can figure him," [shota-analogue] translated softly, "we're invited to stay for a feast tonight." Hopefully the feast doesn't involve human flesh. Incidentally, SotME was published in 1978, meaning Tairy's time-travelling imitators were willing to go as far as sixteen years into the past to avoid being called plagiarists. The cads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLU Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Awww. That's too bad, WLU. Death chooser. Eat me. I'm torn on the new avatar (self-portrait? That's hot), and would need a larger, brighter image to truly make up my mind in some sort of informed way. I'm pretty sure I see nipple, but the only way I'll be certain is something with a higher resolution. Mail the image to... Double-posting. Because I choose life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenPanda Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 You are all death choosers! Fear my first post! i rebuttal your feeble anti Godkind rants, for you have no yeards, no celery (either moral or normal) and are generally a bunch of commie chobos! Seriously, i quite like the Sword of Truth, and am prepared to have a conversation 0on it that isn't totally Rtarded. To start off, i will say that despite your slanging of Tairy's magic system, it still makes more sense that Steven Eriksons! (oh, and obviously Richard could take on the Segulah first, Anomader Rake, Dancer, Karsa and Icarium all at once and win, because like, he is teh win!) seriously, as a civil servant i seriously see why his brand of objectivism is a winner. Besides, he's ripped off (imrpoved upon) the Wheel of time somthing cjronuc, and i love the wheel of time! (bar crossroads of poop of course) I choose life and namble cocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 I'm confused. Are you for real, or are you pulling our collective barbed cock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Black Mamba of Dorne Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 You are all death choosers! Fear my first post! i rebuttal your feeble anti Godkind rants, for you have no yeards, no celery (either moral or normal) and are generally a bunch of commie chobos! Seriously, i quite like the Sword of Truth, and am prepared to have a conversation 0on it that isn't totally Rtarded. To start off, i will say that despite your slanging of Tairy's magic system, it still makes more sense that Steven Eriksons! (oh, and obviously Richard could take on the Segulah first, Anomader Rake, Dancer, Karsa and Icarium all at once and win, because like, he is teh win!) seriously, as a civil servant i seriously see why his brand of objectivism is a winner. Besides, he's ripped off (imrpoved upon) the Wheel of time somthing cjronuc, and i love the wheel of time! (bar crossroads of poop of course) I choose life and namble cocks! At least Erikson is original. As for beating Anomander Rake et al, well thats the problem isnt it, each of goodkinds books seems to be an excuse for Rahl to gain some new power.... like some crappy Smallville spin off or somethin'. His characters are all over-emotional bores. Rahl spends half of every book bitchin, the sword of truth is the stolen sword of Shannara, confessors are Aes Sedai in disguise, Seeker of Truth is such a generic title, Zedd is stolen from Feist....... Hold on a second Terry F***iN Goodkind is a bigger plagiariser than J.K Rowling!!!!! HOW THE HELL DID HE MANAGE THAT!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Even so, I thought I would let everyone know that the copy of Phantom that attempted to unman me, and successfully destroyed my keyboard, has been returned to the library. I slipped into the first few pages a typed half-page of some of Tairy's classic sayings (ie, "I don't write fantasy", "If you noticed a similarity to WoT then you aren't old enough to read my books", "Bouncing spaghetti", "Good question", several others), and I'm hoping to get into the library to distribute more. What a wonderful idea! I never thought of that! 'cept I rarely go to the library anymore. Let alone check out books. I wonder about maybe making small card inserts to stick into copies at the bookstore though so people can think before they buy...if they buy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muttering Bill Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 I'm confused. Are you for real, or are you pulling our collective barbed cock? I'm also confused. Was it sarcasm? S/he's claiming to be a fan, but half of that was clearly jibber-jabber. No real SoT fan would use words like "chobos" "he is teh win" or "cjronuc." Is it just me? Uncelerious noobishness? Anybody know what that all means? i rebuttal your feeble anti Godkind rants, for you have no yeards, no celery (either moral or normal) and are generally a bunch of commie chobos! *checks the mirror* Damn! No yeard! *check the refrigerator* Shit! No celery! *checks...* Fuck! I have no idea what a chobo is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecchi-Oni Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Related to chocobo maybe? IIRC there're red chocobos, so a pinky chobo would be a lower form of a red commie chocobo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Related to chocobo maybe? IIRC there're red chocobos, so a pinky chobo would be a lower form of a red commie chocobo. Yeah that still made zero sense to me. Choosing death it is then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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