The Drunkard Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 I just thought he meant Ned Stark the whole time, because they seemed so similar. Ned Stark was the hand and Sandor Clegane had hands. Like I realizd that maybe Mya Stone was King Robert's daughter even though her last name wasn't Robert. Best bits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittykatknits Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 if they are brothers could it be that rhaegar is their father? I doubt that, to obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon-Wolf Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 I can't believe you took the time to write this. But then again I read it and felt compelled to dignify it with an answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buster Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 I just thought he meant Ned Stark the whole time, because they seemed so similar. Ned Stark was the hand and Sandor Clegane had hands. Does this mean that Tyrion is Jaime's brother? Tyrion is the hand and Jaime has one hand. Mind. Blown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bastard of Summer Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 You guys are idiots and this is complete and utter bullshit. Everyone knows that Eddard Stark is Gregor Clegane. That is why he sent Beric and co. out to find him because he knew they never would. He was in KL the whole time. How did you all miss that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayDubya Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 I don't see how this is possible. They're not the same age, and they don't look exactly the same, so how can they be brothers? GRRM knows enough genetics to avoid _that_ mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarl the climber Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 I was starting to think that Jaime and Cersei might actually be Brother and Sister perhaps even twins! I can alomost remeber readiong something in the book about it, if I just had it in front of me I could maybe find the textual evidence. But if it is true does that mean Joff and the other children are the product of an incestuous relationship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roboginger Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Funny first couple of pages, once OP Stopped posting funny meter went down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Warhammer Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 This is a seriously fucked up but funny thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 I was starting to think that Jaime and Cersei might actually be Brother and Sister perhaps even twins! I can alomost remeber readiong something in the book about it, if I just had it in front of me I could maybe find the textual evidence. But if it is true does that mean Joff and the other children are the product of an incestuous relationship Info from TWOW is supposed to be hidden in spoiler tags! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daenerys is my queen Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Good catch Jaime L! I never would have guessed that they're brothers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tyrion VIII Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 This is EPIC :bows to Jaime L: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam with Hooters Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 Hey, everyone, in the next book Hodor takes over leadership of the BWB, and they conquer the Lannisters and give all the Lannisters' wealth to the smallfolk! How do I know? When you unscramble "Hodor" you get "R. Hood." The anagram has spoken! Edit: Deleted yesterday's post, made this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paytheironicprice Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 3) But then I thought, George RR Martin is very subtle. Like I realizd that maybe Mya Stone was King Robert's daughter even though her last name wasn't Robert. So this post was hilarious from the start, but this part absolutely killed me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angmar Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 But we all know that Sansa and Catelyn are mother and daughter. I mean, the red hair, both their surnames sound very similar...Hello! See the similarities? I have a theory that Arya is Eddard's daughter, but that's for another thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vargo Hoat's Teddy Bear Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Sandor Clegane is Azor Azai and Gregor Clegane is Nissa Nissa cos brotherly love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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