The Great Walrus Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Tyrion will surely expect her to sleep with him, and make all sorts of lewd remarks to her. Sadly i'm sure this will be the case, and even i won't find that even mildly amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Knight Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Tyrion will surely expect her to sleep with him, and make all sorts of lewd remarks to her. That scene will be cringeworthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbstark Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 I should also note I am reaaaaallly high right now I wouldn't say that absolves you from nonsense, rather it pushes the burden of responsibility to your sober self. Sober Arthur Dayne's Honor will have to pay the price for this dishonorable idiocy. Isn't this the same Tyrion who raped a slave in Braavos? And killed his father? (no matter how awful Tywin was, it was still Tyrion that pushed the trigger) And killed his former lover? (no matter how awful Shae was, it was *still* Tyrin that choked her) are those deeds really that minute, and Tyrion really so great, that he's not only deserving of Dany's love, but the mere fact that she would love him would absolve her of her former crimes?If she's not falling in love with his physical beauty, since he lacks it, what exactly is she supposed to be faling in love with? His inner self? The rapist-double-murderer-patricide-specific kinslayer ? If not that, is it his charm? his wonderful snide persona that hates everyone and everything? ... because women love that! yeah, give me a misanthrope over a nice man, any day !!Last point: if we are truly defined by whom we love, and Dany would be better (to you) for loving Tyrion, what does that make Tyrion for loving Shae? If you care to recall Shae was awful. Remember that little comment she made about Lollys after she got gangbanged? the kind of empathy Shae shows to people in shittier circumstances than herself isn't exactly something to aspire to. Does it make her worthy of being loved? I wonder if Tyrion saw her as anything more than a beatiful body and a dangerous woman. Conclusion:Your stoned self has a lot to answer for. Your premise makes no sense, is full of holes, and frankly I wonder if you just started this to spark feminist outrage.... you did, din't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanF Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 That scene will be cringeworthy.Not if she has him flogged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minsc Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 I would have a newfound respect for Dany if she actually does something on her own without the dragons. Like win over her warlord husband's respect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Tyrion will surely expect her to sleep with him, and make all sorts of lewd remarks to her. Then he better keep some goats around, because that's where his junk will end up then. Go Shagga Belwas!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalalOfDorne Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 I would rather see Cat + Hodor = Rickon come true than this. Ok, Im exaggerating but you get my point... ETA: Zunni-Mladen: 34-25 IIRC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanF Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Then he better keep some goats around, because that's where his junk will end up then. Go Shagga Belwas!!It would be very funny if Dany had him gelded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 It would be very funny if Dany had him gelded. I'll laugh my ass off if it happens. And to add insult to injury, let it happen in the Vale, where Sansa, Sweetrobin and Shagga can promptly watch it. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mladen Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 snip Cheating, are we? :) What an honest Stark man such as myself could have hoped from a Greyjoy fan? 34-25 snip Just to bow to your excellency :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaarioKnowsBest Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 I actually do think they will like each other in a flirty way. His clever wit and humor should be welcomed when you're around such stoic and dry people like Jorah and Selmy.I love Daario but he isn't the greatest conversationalist either.I don't think they'll be in the sack together but I expect some flirtation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minsc Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 I love Daario but he isn't the greatest conversationalist. I don't think it is his wit that Dany likes about him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalalOfDorne Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Cheating, are we? :) What an honest Stark man such as myself could have hoped from a Greyjoy fan? 34-25 What cheating? Thats the same score that I posted! They always blame the Ironborn :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoamingRonin Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 <snip> This post was written by Stannis. I can hear you grinding my teeth from here. :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 I actually do think they will like each other in a flirty way. His clever wit and humor should be welcomed when you're around such stoic and dry people like Jorah and Selmy.I love Daario but he isn't the greatest conversationalist either.I don't think they'll be in the sack together but I expect some flirtation Are you suggesting that she will keep him as her court's Moonboy? I'd like that. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mladen Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 What cheating? Thats the same score that I posted! They always blame the Ironborn :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: You have forgotten to post the score, and when I saw it, in the meantime, you edited it... Sorry, mate... But, my mum always said me: "Never trust a Greyjoy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaarioKnowsBest Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Are you suggesting that she will keep him as her court's Moonboy? I'd like that. :DBetter to be her Moonboy than being her Pathface I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Aerys the Just Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 The argument would be that Tyrion is a lovely person on the inside. He really isn't. He's a homicidal, sex crazed alcoholic with a penchant for rape and that coupled with the fact that he's fuck-ugly on the exterior. Haha, put like that his resume doesn't look very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearson Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 I'll just ignore how Daenerys doesn't even know Tyrion's in Mereen yet, she's just seen a couple of dwarves in a fighting pit. Anyway, given how Tyrion himself was repulsed at the thought of having sex with a dwarf (Penny), I'm not that inclined to feel bad for him, or mad at Dany. You don't "win" the hottie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbstark Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 This post was written by Stannis. I can hear you grinding my teeth from here. :bowdown: why thank you... I must preserve this for E-Ro to see, he'll be furious that I bested him at being Stannis!E-Ro where are you brah brah? do you see this?? oh I am so delighted!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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