Larry of the Lawn Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 I am about 2/3 drunk and now I want wafflebox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolverine Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 WAFFLEBOCK.YOU KNOW YOU ARE INTRIGUED. Googled Wafflebock, this is what came up. Just one good sized White Russian tonight, am I still allowed in here? Wife is harnessing her inner Van Gogh and I am at home with our little gremlin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kairparavel Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 DOUBLE DOPPLEWAFFLEBOCK OR GTFO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l2 0 5 5 Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 I hate Bud Light, but I'm staring at the emergency Bud Light beer that has bedecked the fridge in the absence of more tasty alcohol, knowing that it will most likely be drunk tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 I hate Bud Light, but I'm staring at the emergency Bud Light beer that has bedecked the fridge in the absence of more tasty alcohol, knowing that it will most likely be drunk tonight. I find that it is hard to get to a desired point on beer and cider (the latter being my preference), but close to a dozen can help get me there. Normally it is whiskey for me (or other hard stuff). That said, tonight is a little special because i very rarely aim to get drunk (like only a few times a year, but god do I enjoy the feeling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Beep beep. Room for one, please. Eggs scrambled in the morning and a glass of OJ por favor. And I prefer my toast to be of the wheat category.Cozy up.sweetcheeks. Let's have an adventure. Or else lemmetellyastory.Or announce whisky. AFTER karaoke after vodka.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted November 23, 2014 Author Share Posted November 23, 2014 Now if you need anything, anything at all, just pick up your personal in-room telephone and talk to me. My name is Chet. Although we do provide privacy for the residential guests, we are also a full-service hotel including complementary shoeshine. My name is Chet. [writes out C-H-E-T-! on hotel stationary, slides it to drunks] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Now if you need anything, anything at all, just pick up your personal in-room telephone and talk to me. My name is Chet. Although we do provide privacy for the residential guests, we are also a full-service hotel including complementary shoeshine. My name is Chet. [writes out C-H-E-T-! on hotel stationary, slides it to drunks] The room service I would want is obviously more cider... but since I am out I will settle for rum/whiskey and/or beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 It really is just the feeling for me even if I don't drink often... the taste of alcohol is not a factor because it really is not about the taste, which ranges from crap on the onset to not noticing when I get to the desired destination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l2 0 5 5 Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 The emergency Bud Light has been devoured. Good night emergency beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 The emergency Bud Light has been devoured. Good night emergency beer. As is the Cider... Cheers to hard liquor :cheers: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Now if you need anything, anything at all, just pick up your personal in-room telephone and talk to me. My name is Chet. Although we do provide privacy for the residential guests, we are also a full-service hotel including complementary shoeshine. My name is Chet. [writes out C-H-E-T-! on hotel stationary, slides it to drunks]Tjank yoo! :Leaves a $100 tip via check om somrone's underwear:OMG whatnTIME IS IT??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Tjank yoo! :Leaves a $100 tip via check om somrone's underwear:OMG whatnTIME IS IT??? Before the time I start cursing myself for having too many. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillio Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 4.21pm Sunday (here) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Hush! With your future talk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Hush! With your future talk! Okay, the present is about one in the morning in the region/timezone I occupy... and it is still the somewhere before the time I curse myself for drinking too much while I myself m too drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Okay, the present is about one in the morning in the region/timezone I occupy... and it is still the somewhere before the time I curse myself for drinking too much while I myself m too drunk.^^^^^^Did this just happen IN THIS THREAD??? Omfg. Having 5 more drinks.Just out of spite.:cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 ^^^^^^Did this just happen IN THIS THREAD??? Omfg. Having 5 more drinks.Just out of spite. :cheers: The last one I mixed had too much booze and not enough mix... :cheers:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Furthermore, I have not stopped in this process and have arrived at the point of being drunk. Spell check keeps me from appearing illiterate, though the content of what I speak of probably betrays me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 I am certainly drunk nkow.... spell checkk no longer hokld me back, rather it betrays me.. I love the feeling of being drunk, but I have always hated the fact that I get this way after the fact/prior to the fact ofn getting this way. I remember one of the first times I gott really drunk. I finished a a bottle of 20-sixer something of jack daniels in about 45 minutes. Huge bottle, probablty would have gottent alcohol poisaning. I spent the night cursing myself and arguing with trees aboiuyt my drunken status. My uncle, who could be equateted to the family drunk, tried to play role model. "moderation is the key" he said, "But the bottle is goen" was my anwswer /. "Well fuck moderation then" was his replyy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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