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I started drinking tonight hoping I'd get sleepy, but no such luck. My night:



-Finished off the rest of my vodka (about 2 screwdrivers' worth) at 10pm


-Started drinking the Cosmo and did the dishes.


-Finished the dishes and decided to bake a cake.


-Baked the cake.


-Set the cake.


-Frosted the cake.


-Let the cake sit.


-Finished the bottle of Cosmo.


-Ate a bit of chicken while watching House.


-Started drinking a bottle of Moscato.


-Found a jug of 'just good' milk.


-Am eating the cake with a glass of milk, sleep nowhere on the horizon as the dawn creeps closer to the horizon.



Future:


-Diabetes.


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When i gey dtunk i put on lots of makeup abd pretebd that i am a goth from thw 80s that is mu true calling or maybe shouting loudky on a theatre stage is my true callinh either way makeup ROX AND SOMEONE STOLE MY BLACK LIPSTICK UGHHHHHH i tried eyeliner but no its just NOT RITE

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i posted about 20 drunk selfies on tumblr and lost about 20 follows LOL i CANT HELP IF I AM WEIRD AND UGLY U BIG MEAN ASSHOLES11 i realise they can not read this here so i also wrote the v important message there to which they will not c bcus they unfollowed me FOR BEING TOO AWESOME


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